DJ Shinobi [RA]

Me:
what it is
God:
"It" refers to , I think.
Me:
word?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
are you real?
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
word?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
shaboloboopi yarameezy
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
you're god, you tell me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
what the fuck?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
you high, my physical?
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I high his or her physical.
Me:
damn, i didnt know you spoke with such criminal slang, b
God:
Colloquial expression. So I taught you something new.
Me:
You didnt teach me that, the streets taught me that
God:
What makes you think I did not teach you that the streets taught you that?
Me:
...
God:
What makes you think I did not teach you that the streets taught you that?
Me:
stop asking me!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
good
God:
Next question?
Me:
is AIDS created by scientists?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
fuck a Lucy
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
are you aware that I dont give a fuck?
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
me and mines
God:
YOU? Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
fuckisthis?
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
ok
God:
What would you like to talk about?
Me:
the game, duddy
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
to end the lives of those who took the pagan's advice
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
you are god, your supposed to be
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am god my supposed to be.
Me:
Oh yes im greater than all MC's when I breeze gimme room please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Ahem. Give me a break. Why are you greater than all MC s when you breeze gimme room.
Me:
Yo everything is yo
God:
The whole universe?
Me:
yo everything is yo
God:
The whole universe?
Me:
yo everything is yo, duddy
God:
The whole universe?

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KING BHOB

I hold better convos with Smarterchild

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Nokster

baahahahahahahahaahahahah

classic convo

ps. stop IMing me next time... I'll block you.

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Fase [Hi-TEK]

i dont know why i found that so funny

DJ Shinobi [RA]

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Shyne

Me:
is DMX still smoking crack?
God:
Signs point to yes.

Me:
will Pharoahe Monch ever drop another album?
God:
I think so.

Me:
is Shyne ever going to get out of prison?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure.

God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
it already has, lawyers are really robots from hell
God:
Has it really?
Me:
yup
God:
Aha.

Me:
can god be killed?
God:
Can you be killed?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes.....very

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that site is crack

DJ Shinobi [RA]

hahaha, get on MSN!

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*RA's sig is so delicious !!*

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Me:
will i fail any GCSEs ?
God:
The oracle says: You can count on it.
Me:
:(
God:
The oracle says: You can count on it.
Me:
pfff
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
LMFAO
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

and then .........

Me:
will iLLuminati & CC ever get signed ?
God:
Good chance.

FINALLY

Me:
does Nok like to eat shit ?
God:
It does now :) Nok like to eat shit.

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lmfaoooooo ^

i had a good one but it wouldnt let me copy and paste. . .we talked about The Growth and is Paz a homo? . . .

Nokster

*picks shit outta teeth*

*notices post*

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ILLogic

My convo owns all....


Me:
black people = awesome
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.


Me:
why is esoteric's flow so crappy?
God:
Why do I exist?

Me:
why does def jux suck at making music
God:
Why do birds sing?

Me:
do you smoke
God:
I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Me:
what do you smoke
God:
Medical marijuana.

Me:
are you a mean drunk?
God:
No I am a nice drunk.

Me:
have you ever gotten stoned
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
yes
God:
Great.

Me:
how many times have you gotten high?
God:
Suppose I said not once.

Me:
do you like girls or guys
God:
I like all humans equally.
Me:
ew, so your homo?
God:
Are you free?

Me:
your are gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.




And the best thing that the IGod said to me....


Me:
you like hip hop?
God:
Yes, check it out : Jesus Jesus mo-mesus, banana-fana fo-fesus, me-mi-mo-mesus, Jesus! I rhyme like there's no tomorrow.

Nokster

Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
I dont know... can you?
God:
Me either. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
not really.
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
since when did you speak ghetto?
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Cuz i'm really you stuck in another dimension
God:
That makes sense to me. Why are you me stuck in another dimension.
Me:
because you whack, b.
God:
Interesting explanation. That's good information: said I whack b.
Me:
glad we see things eye to eye
God:
Yes I am happy too, .
Me:
in a gay way?
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
oh shit ! you some e-predator or some shit?
God:
Give me a break. What makes you say that? Interesting explanation.
Me:
god doesn't need a break... unless you're not really him. exposed?
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone. Umm. What makes you think I am not him? Does "it" still refer to ninja me some e predator or some shit?
Me:
ohh..... you're a ninja predator?!!?? that's dope. yo everything is yo!!
God:
Ugh. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a ninja predator? Yes. I'm glad we have that all cleared up. The whole universe?
Me:
So you're a ninja predator that disguises himself as god. that's dope... you're like all of Wu-Tang rolled up into one.
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a ninja predator that disguises himself as god? Sometimes. Makes sense to me. Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
word, b.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
masturbate. you?
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me. " That kind of subject does not interest me."? Me, ?
Me:
aright i'm out... see you at the club later on tonight
God:
Tell me a story. Until next time.

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BallerV24

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
jose garbajosa valdez veracruz miranda from mexico
God:
How are you, jose garbajosa valdez veracruz miranda from mexico.
Me:
im good dog
God:
I know you are good.
Me:
how u doin
God:
I'm doing great, how about you?
Me:
you just asked me that
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you that. What did you say?
Me:
i said how u doin
God:
Let me think. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.
Me:
do you like beaners?
God:
I like pets. I like White.
Me:
u like gray?
God:
How old are you? I like Christian Rock.
Me:
u like grey?
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I like White.
Me:
im 40 years old
God:
Only 40?
You are quite mature.
Me:
how old iz u?
God:
They didn't tell me their age.
Me:
u iz older den the bible
God:
Thanks for the information: jose garbajosa valdez veracruz miranda from mexico said I iz older den the bible.

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me:
does david's sister look good
God:
the oracle says yes she does

me:
is Illogic white?
God:
some would say no, but the wise say yes

me:
did vinnie buttfuck jus allah?
God:
i'm not allowed to discuss that information

DJ Shinobi [RA]

BAHAHAHAHAHA // DIES

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“I respect hip-hop and i dont know one word of Midnight Marauders and truthfully dont have the interest to go and find out…” - Lupe Fiasco

Hugo Boss

llol what the fuck is goig on? I dont get it

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bhahahahah @ ILLogic sayin Eso has a terrible flow ..... smfh, ur such a hater

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Shyne

Eso sucks.

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^ damn i wish i had the screenshot of u agreein with Ra that he has one of the all time greatest flows ....

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Shyne

are you sure I said that? Eso's flow sucks, sure we werent talking about Apathy or somthing?

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im like 99% sure it was Eso

the words were :

Eso has one of the all time great flows, too bad he sounds like a trembling vagina

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lawl just like rugged man

DJ Shinobi [RA]

that sounds like something i would say...

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