My New Job>>>>

ImmortalTechnique · 04-11-2007, 04:20 PM

so i've had a new job for about a month now. I make 11 dollars an hour, and I work at the dopest place ever. People just come in and like prep their meals for the month so they can freeze them and cook them whenever. All I have to do is put out the ingredients and do some cleaning up afterwords. At the end of the night, all the leftovers (which means like fresh ingredients and shit) goes to me because all the old ladies I work with think I need to eat more because I'm a skinny bastard. Yesterday I got about two pounds of veggies, a pound of ground beef, and a bunch of rolls and some pickles and olives. Every day I go home with like two days worth of groceris. All I ever buy any more is milk and butter.
Add to that, there are days like today when no one is coming in to make their dinner, so I get to be here alone, bump the satellite radio on whatever station I want, eat some shit, and sit on the computer for about six hours. All I have to do is answer the phone and turn shit off and lock up at closing time.

I just smoked a fat blunt while I was shoveling the path to the garbage can (yes, we are having a huge blizzard in the Brew City) and now I'm going to eat some peanut butter with crackers and chillax until closing time.

My Job>>>Slick Rick as a security guard

Nokster · 04-11-2007, 10:21 PM

make love to me (no homo)

Fase [Hi-TEK] · 04-11-2007, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~ Nok ~

make love to me (no homo)

bahahahaha

ImmortalTechnique · 04-12-2007, 11:36 AM

let's make love (let's make love) RIGHT NOW
till the sweat starts pouring (till when?)
till six in the mornin' (no homo)

Shyne · 04-12-2007, 12:32 PM

Damn, hold on to this one IT, can you imagin how much cash you could save if you never had to buy food again? I expect you to come back here every week with amazing storys though if you wish to say "My Job>>>Slick Rick as a security guard", cause thats a pretty bold thing to say

ImmortalTechnique · 04-12-2007, 12:33 PM

i probably will have to fuck one of the old ladies and then push her out into the rain to be able to say that...

but I was real high, so forgive me for making such a bold statement.

scool · 04-12-2007, 12:48 PM

damn that is in fact dope as fuck

Thug N Harmony · 04-12-2007, 05:13 PM

propz nigga...watz da name of yo job duNN???

Rebel INS {CF} · 04-12-2007, 06:02 PM

now all u gotta do is step yo apartment game up mu fucka !!

ImmortalTechnique · 04-13-2007, 12:49 AM

wack apartment is dope... the dude accross the hall sells weed and has a retarded brother whose teeth stick straight out, and I pay barely any rent

Nokster · 04-13-2007, 02:30 AM

^ lol... you're living like a lower-class Bill Gates. Except the technology part..

scool · 04-13-2007, 05:30 AM

ur gonna die poor

ImmortalTechnique · 04-13-2007, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nu' sCool

ur gonna die poor

my money ridin' so low its like my wallets on hydraulics

scool · 04-13-2007, 03:09 PM

nigga I pittie u

I jus got bacc from shoppin fo groceries... its like 5 in the afternoon and already I threw like 7 stacks out the window like that

(yes thats 7 thou)

one8seven · 04-14-2007, 12:33 AM

will u still love me in the morning?

(no homo)

ImmortalTechnique · 04-14-2007, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nu' sCool

nigga I pittie u

I jus got bacc from shoppin fo groceries... its like 5 in the afternoon and already I threw like 7 stacks out the window like that

(yes thats 7 thou)

i could probably do that in your country. usually you bring just a few American dollars to a third world country like yours and you can live like a king for life

Nikelz · 05-02-2007, 03:50 AM

i move old bitches................

scool · 05-02-2007, 05:12 AM

^^haha this loser works in a feternity home hahha

Nikelz · 05-02-2007, 05:17 AM

nah, actually i quit that a few months ago.......i used to have to move old bitches like when they got apartment or somethin, i would have to move they shit

scool · 05-02-2007, 12:55 PM

bahhaaahha thats the worst job you can possibly achieve

Nokster · 05-02-2007, 10:06 PM

^ real talk...

slavery >> your job

04-11-2007, 04:20 PM	#1
ImmortalTechnique OPEN WIDE! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Brew City, Milwaukee Posts: 3,047 Repped: 190 Repped 846 Times in 371 Posts Neg Reps: 7 Neg Repped at 235 Times in 142 Posts	My New Job>>>> My New Job>>>> so i've had a new job for about a month now. I make 11 dollars an hour, and I work at the dopest place ever. People just come in and like prep their meals for the month so they can freeze them and cook them whenever. All I have to do is put out the ingredients and do some cleaning up afterwords. At the end of the night, all the leftovers (which means like fresh ingredients and shit) goes to me because all the old ladies I work with think I need to eat more because I'm a skinny bastard. Yesterday I got about two pounds of veggies, a pound of ground beef, and a bunch of rolls and some pickles and olives. Every day I go home with like two days worth of groceris. All I ever buy any more is milk and butter. Add to that, there are days like today when no one is coming in to make their dinner, so I get to be here alone, bump the satellite radio on whatever station I want, eat some shit, and sit on the computer for about six hours. All I have to do is answer the phone and turn shit off and lock up at closing time. I just smoked a fat blunt while I was shoveling the path to the garbage can (yes, we are having a huge blizzard in the Brew City) and now I'm going to eat some peanut butter with crackers and chillax until closing time. My Job>>>Slick Rick as a security guard

04-11-2007, 10:21 PM	#2
Nokster ♫, $, & ♀ = Life. Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 8,911 Repped: 761 Repped 2,451 Times in 841 Posts Neg Reps: 44 Neg Repped at 104 Times in 85 Posts	make love to me (no homo) __________________ Los Scandalous.

04-12-2007, 05:13 PM	#8
Thug N Harmony B'z Up SucKa!!! Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Midwe5t!!! Posts: 2,738 Repped: 597 Repped 977 Times in 361 Posts Neg Reps: 200 Neg Repped at 311 Times in 141 Posts	propz nigga...watz da name of yo job duNN??? __________________ UM'A BLOOD NIGGA- RED RAGGIN' TIL I DIE- SEE DA BRIM5- SEE DA RU5- U KNOW WE CERTIFIED- U'MA BLOOD NIGGA- DAMU5 ON DA RIZE- FLAMED UP KRO55 DA GLOBE- U KNOW WE WORLD WIDE

04-12-2007, 06:02 PM	#9
Rebel INS {CF} - iLLuminati ~ Rapsody - Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ireland Posts: 11,453 Repped: 151 Repped 645 Times in 302 Posts Neg Reps: 1 Neg Repped at 77 Times in 69 Posts	now all u gotta do is step yo apartment game up mu fucka !! __________________ "Fighting Ignorance every day is gettin weary" [name pending] --- The Gateway Drug --- Sometime Soon --- myspace.com/namepending08

04-13-2007, 02:30 AM	#11
Nokster ♫, $, & ♀ = Life. Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 8,911 Repped: 761 Repped 2,451 Times in 841 Posts Neg Reps: 44 Neg Repped at 104 Times in 85 Posts	^ lol... you're living like a lower-class Bill Gates. Except the technology part.. __________________ Los Scandalous.

04-12-2007, 11:36 AM	#4
ImmortalTechnique OPEN WIDE! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Brew City, Milwaukee Posts: 3,047 Repped: 190 Repped 846 Times in 371 Posts Neg Reps: 7 Neg Repped at 235 Times in 142 Posts	let's make love (let's make love) RIGHT NOW till the sweat starts pouring (till when?) till six in the mornin' (no homo)

04-12-2007, 12:32 PM	#5
Shyne Sons Of Liberty Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Iowa Posts: 5,552 Repped: 3 Repped 2,054 Times in 849 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 151 Times in 95 Posts	Damn, hold on to this one IT, can you imagin how much cash you could save if you never had to buy food again? I expect you to come back here every week with amazing storys though if you wish to say "My Job>>>Slick Rick as a security guard", cause thats a pretty bold thing to say

04-12-2007, 12:33 PM	#6
ImmortalTechnique OPEN WIDE! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Brew City, Milwaukee Posts: 3,047 Repped: 190 Repped 846 Times in 371 Posts Neg Reps: 7 Neg Repped at 235 Times in 142 Posts	i probably will have to fuck one of the old ladies and then push her out into the rain to be able to say that... but I was real high, so forgive me for making such a bold statement.

04-12-2007, 12:48 PM	#7
scool Banned Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: DA CHAT SEXHUN THRONE MAFUCCA.. DEEBO WUDDUP?? Posts: 20,134 Repped: 1,328 Repped 2,389 Times in 867 Posts Neg Reps: 267 Neg Repped at 488 Times in 326 Posts	damn that is in fact dope as fuck

04-13-2007, 12:49 AM	#10
ImmortalTechnique OPEN WIDE! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Brew City, Milwaukee Posts: 3,047 Repped: 190 Repped 846 Times in 371 Posts Neg Reps: 7 Neg Repped at 235 Times in 142 Posts	wack apartment is dope... the dude accross the hall sells weed and has a retarded brother whose teeth stick straight out, and I pay barely any rent

04-13-2007, 05:30 AM	#12
scool Banned Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: DA CHAT SEXHUN THRONE MAFUCCA.. DEEBO WUDDUP?? Posts: 20,134 Repped: 1,328 Repped 2,389 Times in 867 Posts Neg Reps: 267 Neg Repped at 488 Times in 326 Posts	ur gonna die poor

04-13-2007, 03:09 PM	#14
scool Banned Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: DA CHAT SEXHUN THRONE MAFUCCA.. DEEBO WUDDUP?? Posts: 20,134 Repped: 1,328 Repped 2,389 Times in 867 Posts Neg Reps: 267 Neg Repped at 488 Times in 326 Posts	nigga I pittie u I jus got bacc from shoppin fo groceries... its like 5 in the afternoon and already I threw like 7 stacks out the window like that (yes thats 7 thou)

04-14-2007, 12:33 AM	#15
one8seven GWorld/HHBoard Legend Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: BurnCity, Australia Posts: 18,384 Repped: 192 Repped 108 Times in 38 Posts Neg Reps: 4 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	will u still love me in the morning? (no homo) __________________ We will always be better than you. "It's funny. Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, You start missing everybody." - Holden Caulfied, The Catcher In The Rye

05-02-2007, 03:50 AM	#17
Nikelz UGH UGH UGH! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Keri's Ass Posts: 13,175 Repped: 4,915 Repped 2,945 Times in 1,024 Posts Neg Reps: 697 Neg Repped at 581 Times in 334 Posts	i move old bitches................ __________________ "the great warriors on the battlegrounds cant achieve the same goals as the king on the throne" - Mazarati1986

05-02-2007, 05:12 AM	#18
scool Banned Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: DA CHAT SEXHUN THRONE MAFUCCA.. DEEBO WUDDUP?? Posts: 20,134 Repped: 1,328 Repped 2,389 Times in 867 Posts Neg Reps: 267 Neg Repped at 488 Times in 326 Posts	^^haha this loser works in a feternity home hahha

05-02-2007, 05:17 AM	#19
Nikelz UGH UGH UGH! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Keri's Ass Posts: 13,175 Repped: 4,915 Repped 2,945 Times in 1,024 Posts Neg Reps: 697 Neg Repped at 581 Times in 334 Posts	nah, actually i quit that a few months ago.......i used to have to move old bitches like when they got apartment or somethin, i would have to move they shit __________________ "the great warriors on the battlegrounds cant achieve the same goals as the king on the throne" - Mazarati1986

05-02-2007, 12:55 PM	#20
scool Banned Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: DA CHAT SEXHUN THRONE MAFUCCA.. DEEBO WUDDUP?? Posts: 20,134 Repped: 1,328 Repped 2,389 Times in 867 Posts Neg Reps: 267 Neg Repped at 488 Times in 326 Posts	bahhaaahha thats the worst job you can possibly achieve

05-02-2007, 10:06 PM	#21
Nokster ♫, $, & ♀ = Life. Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 8,911 Repped: 761 Repped 2,451 Times in 841 Posts Neg Reps: 44 Neg Repped at 104 Times in 85 Posts	^ real talk... slavery >> your job __________________ Los Scandalous.

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