Rules to F**king on the 1st Night if You Want a Relationship?

Firefly5 · 09-05-2009, 05:46 AM

You can’t just go around swinging a home run after getting all hot & bothered with Mister or Misses New New and then wonder why you can’t make it to Date #2 or getting a phone call afterwards. Smarten up so that you get what YOU want out of the deal…Before you make that permanent decision to go “all the way” with that new bait that you had a great time with, be sure that you know what you want.

Want a relationship? In this case, make sure that he/she knows something important about you. He or she should know your 1st & last name, some of your goals, and even go as far as to spell out that you’re turned on enough to fcuk tonight, however, you enjoy being around this new person and that you’d like to get to know more about them. Play hard to get a little because if you appear to easy, you will not be the challenge that most men & women really want.

Don’t mention “love”, “commitment”, “marriage”, “babies”, “you take it up the a$$” or that you “like threesomes”…New New will bang and run faster then Fed Ex at 6:58pm.

Be Easy. No I don’t mean swinging your legs open for reception. I mean…RELAX & Fall back! Let the joyous and blissful night go down and then take it in the next day. Don’t go sweating the new addition…let them sift into your life gradually. Occupy yourself with others until this new person proves they are worthy of your full attention.

Don’t be a Magician. Leave a little curiosity. Don’t go pulling all your tricks out of the hat in one shot. Just sex no head. Just head sans sex. No anal, dominatrix moves, swallowing!!!

Be Protected (Brought to you by Trojan). You know this person as much as we know who Michael’s kids’ mamas are! You can get the monster by oral too so don’t take risks. And that nasty HPV thingy is becoming as popular as swag phrases so watch out!

Accommodations. If he or she can’t take you home, they’re either married, live w/the parentals, or they’re ultra trifling…red flag run!

HottestInTheHood

scool · 09-05-2009, 06:34 AM

YO WHAT THE FRRRRUCCC IS DIS BULLSHIT??

I AINT WITT ALL THIS FAGGETERY TALK PLAIBOI.. THIS SUM BULLSHIT FOR REAL

A BITCH AINT FUCCIN ON HTE FIRST DAY I TELL THA BIITCH GET ON THE CURB AND SELL SOME ROCCCSSSS I DONT GIVE A FRRRRUUCCKKKKKK

!!!!!!!lll

0SiT0 · 09-09-2009, 02:32 PM

fuck a relationship man

bein single is way more fun

only bad thing u don't get pussy as often

but i dnt need pussy to survive, so i ain't trippin

Kidss · 09-10-2009, 05:41 PM

nigga what the fuck are you saying you bitch ass Motherfucking piece of shit. so hears some advice for you don't talk about stupid shit aight

Firefly5 · 09-11-2009, 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kidss

nigga what the fuck are you saying you bitch ass Motherfucking piece of shit. so hears some advice for you don't talk about stupid shit aight

You sounding like you actually took this advice and failed, MISERABLY. Before you go off to piss blood again wondering what the fuck happened, I didn't guarantee it was going to work

. I was just trying to help emo sacks of shit like you out for a change. Don't worry about me dawg, I don't need this.

09-05-2009, 05:46 AM	#1
Firefly5 Droppin' Knowledge Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sacramento Posts: 4,103 Repped: 1,100 Repped 680 Times in 242 Posts Neg Reps: 57 Neg Repped at 22 Times in 20 Posts	Rules to Fking on the 1st Night if You Want a Relationship? Rules to Fking on the 1st Night if You Want a Relationship? You can’t just go around swinging a home run after getting all hot & bothered with Mister or Misses New New and then wonder why you can’t make it to Date #2 or getting a phone call afterwards. Smarten up so that you get what YOU want out of the deal…Before you make that permanent decision to go “all the way” with that new bait that you had a great time with, be sure that you know what you want. Want a relationship? In this case, make sure that he/she knows something important about you. He or she should know your 1st & last name, some of your goals, and even go as far as to spell out that you’re turned on enough to fcuk tonight, however, you enjoy being around this new person and that you’d like to get to know more about them. Play hard to get a little because if you appear to easy, you will not be the challenge that most men & women really want. Don’t mention “love”, “commitment”, “marriage”, “babies”, “you take it up the a$$” or that you “like threesomes”…New New will bang and run faster then Fed Ex at 6:58pm. Be Easy. No I don’t mean swinging your legs open for reception. I mean…RELAX & Fall back! Let the joyous and blissful night go down and then take it in the next day. Don’t go sweating the new addition…let them sift into your life gradually. Occupy yourself with others until this new person proves they are worthy of your full attention. Don’t be a Magician. Leave a little curiosity. Don’t go pulling all your tricks out of the hat in one shot. Just sex no head. Just head sans sex. No anal, dominatrix moves, swallowing!!! Be Protected (Brought to you by Trojan). You know this person as much as we know who Michael’s kids’ mamas are! You can get the monster by oral too so don’t take risks. And that nasty HPV thingy is becoming as popular as swag phrases so watch out! Accommodations. If he or she can’t take you home, they’re either married, live w/the parentals, or they’re ultra trifling…red flag run! HottestInTheHood __________________ San Francisco 49ERS 2009 NFC West Champs

09-09-2009, 02:32 PM	#3
0SiT0 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Home Of The Hardcore Posts: 139 Repped: 7 Repped 23 Times in 19 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 5 Times in 4 Posts	fuck a relationship man bein single is way more fun only bad thing u don't get pussy as often but i dnt need pussy to survive, so i ain't trippin __________________ CUZ I'M NICE!!!!

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09-05-2009, 06:34 AM	#2
scool Banned Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: DA CHAT SEXHUN THRONE MAFUCCA.. DEEBO WUDDUP?? Posts: 20,134 Repped: 1,328 Repped 2,389 Times in 867 Posts Neg Reps: 267 Neg Repped at 488 Times in 326 Posts	YO WHAT THE FRRRRUCCC IS DIS BULLSHIT?? I AINT WITT ALL THIS FAGGETERY TALK PLAIBOI.. THIS SUM BULLSHIT FOR REAL A BITCH AINT FUCCIN ON HTE FIRST DAY I TELL THA BIITCH GET ON THE CURB AND SELL SOME ROCCCSSSS I DONT GIVE A FRRRRUUCCKKKKKK !!!!!!!lll

09-10-2009, 05:41 PM	#4
Kidss Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Bloomington Posts: 380 Repped: 0 Repped 34 Times in 26 Posts Neg Reps: 1 Neg Repped at 21 Times in 16 Posts	nigga what the fuck are you saying you bitch ass Motherfucking piece of shit. so hears some advice for you don't talk about stupid shit aight