Lies Girls Tell

zuluking · 06-06-2009, 03:23 PM

"I don't normally do this."

"We shouldn't be doing this"

"I'm pregnant"

"I've never done something like this"

"It's so big"

"You don't remind me of my dad"

"Sense of humor is the number one quality I look for in a guy."

"I'm on the pill"

"My sorority is different"

"Oh, he's just a friend"

"Yea, I'm 18!"

"No, nothing's wrong. I'm fine"

"I love you."

"it's your baby"

"I don't care how big it is"

"I don't care about money"

"I will never cheat on you"

"I'm not a whore"

"I like sensitive guys"

"There's no hurry for us to move in together"

"That's the old me, I've changed"

"I'm not a whore anymore"

"I only cheated because he was mean to me"

"I'm not that kind of a girl"

"I forgot my money. Otherwise I'd totally pay for that"

"I didn't lose my virginity until I was 19"

"I love you exactly the way you are"

"It's o.k. if we only have a physical relationship"

"Oh babes, you know I love your picture of dogs playing poker. Hang it anywhere in the house you want to"

"I don't care how big the house is, as long as we have each other"

"I'm not angry"

"I most certainly do NOT flirt with the men in my office/school/college/Uni"

"I really want your honest opinion. You can tell me the truth and I promise to not get mad and hold it against you. No, really. I am absolutely serious this time. I genuinely want to know what you're thinking0"

"I don't like drama"

"Most guys are fast their first time with me"

"I have never taken nude pictures before"

"It was just a kiss"

"A relationship isn't in the cards for me right now/ I just broke up with my boyfriend/ I don't want to be in a relationship now"

"I'm happy/comfortable with my body"

"I don't care where we go tonight"

"I dont get along well with other girls"

"He's just a friend, he knows that nothing will ever happen"

June7 · 06-06-2009, 03:26 PM

lol,most of those are true, bitches lie about almost everything

Bkjj11 · 06-08-2009, 01:07 AM

most are true, many are ehhhhh...some girls are different so who knows...

daboyfrumpgh · 06-13-2009, 11:26 AM

yea thats definatly true almost everytime I here one of those lines frum a hoe I start laffin in my head

WestcoastRebirth · 06-22-2009, 09:23 AM

hahaha propz man! some real shit right there!

e-playa · 07-01-2009, 09:40 AM

not all of them are true but yeah mostly real shit right there fam

scool · 07-02-2009, 08:26 AM

hahahahaah good jooobb

PPfiddytoo · 07-03-2009, 03:43 PM

how about "im in love with my ex bf but i like you alot" ahhhh that is a good one

heartless monster · 07-03-2009, 03:52 PM

"I'm not a whore anymore"

hahahahahah classic shittt

-Da Boy JR- · 07-05-2009, 07:06 PM

"i never cheat, i'm the one one who's always gettin cheated on"

Ya Boy · 07-09-2009, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PPfiddytoo

how about "im in love with my ex bf but i like you alot" ahhhh that is a good one

daaaaaaaaaaaamn, thats what happenin to me right now!!.
this girl talkin to me bu still talkin to her ex

PPfiddytoo · 07-09-2009, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ya Boy

daaaaaaaaaaaamn, thats what happenin to me right now!!.
this girl talkin to me bu still talkin to her ex

just listen to that lol

yeah girl i would LOVE to date is talking to her ex again and she likes me but shes in love with him so i have not shot but its cool

Ya Boy · 07-10-2009, 01:17 AM

^^^^^^^^
lol daaamn, the song barely started n i think it perfect!
thanks dawg, il rep you!!

PPfiddytoo · 07-10-2009, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ya Boy

^^^^^^^^
lol daaamn, the song barely started n i think it perfect!
thanks dawg, il rep you!!

lol yeah fam verse 1 = me

i always date the wrong girls

and if they start dating this is your new fav song >

THREATS · 07-10-2009, 08:20 PM

okay lol.

Ya Boy · 07-10-2009, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PPfiddytoo

lol yeah fam verse 1 = me

i always date the wrong girls

and if they start dating this is your new fav song >

THAT IS MY NEW FAVORITE SONG

PPfiddytoo · 07-10-2009, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ya Boy

THAT IS MY NEW FAVORITE SONG

lol i got music for dayz son just let me know BTW love Vs Money Pt.2 is ill also

citystarz™ · 07-11-2009, 02:27 AM

yeh alot of those are true in my head when i hear em i just think "same old bullshit"

one of the realest lines i heard "and i vowed to never trust a woman in my life, then i got horny" - la la la wayne ft. brisco

skitershady · 07-21-2009, 02:15 AM

lol i have heard most of em lol
how about this
u dont have to give me anything for my bday

06-06-2009, 03:23 PM	#1
zuluking soon to retire Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ZULU HOOD MOTHERFUCKER Posts: 5,495 Repped: 2,099 Repped 12,388 Times in 1,320 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Neg Reps: 99 Neg Repped at 40 Times in 32 Posts	Lies Girls Tell Lies Girls Tell "I don't normally do this." "We shouldn't be doing this" "I'm pregnant" "I've never done something like this" "It's so big" "You don't remind me of my dad" "Sense of humor is the number one quality I look for in a guy." "I'm on the pill" "My sorority is different" "Oh, he's just a friend" "Yea, I'm 18!" "No, nothing's wrong. I'm fine" "I love you." "it's your baby" "I don't care how big it is" "I don't care about money" "I will never cheat on you" "I'm not a whore" "I like sensitive guys" "There's no hurry for us to move in together" "That's the old me, I've changed" "I'm not a whore anymore" "I only cheated because he was mean to me" "I'm not that kind of a girl" "I forgot my money. Otherwise I'd totally pay for that" "I didn't lose my virginity until I was 19" "I love you exactly the way you are" "It's o.k. if we only have a physical relationship" "Oh babes, you know I love your picture of dogs playing poker. Hang it anywhere in the house you want to" "I don't care how big the house is, as long as we have each other" "I'm not angry" "I most certainly do NOT flirt with the men in my office/school/college/Uni" "I really want your honest opinion. You can tell me the truth and I promise to not get mad and hold it against you. No, really. I am absolutely serious this time. I genuinely want to know what you're thinking0" "I don't like drama" "Most guys are fast their first time with me" "I have never taken nude pictures before" "It was just a kiss" "A relationship isn't in the cards for me right now/ I just broke up with my boyfriend/ I don't want to be in a relationship now" "I'm happy/comfortable with my body" "I don't care where we go tonight" "I dont get along well with other girls" "He's just a friend, he knows that nothing will ever happen" __________________ some got hopes and dreams, I have means and ways “If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize.”

06-06-2009, 03:26 PM	#2
June7 aka ...HI HATER Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: T.O Posts: 3,569 Repped: 606 Repped 1,306 Times in 378 Posts Neg Reps: 104 Neg Repped at 76 Times in 66 Posts	lol,most of those are true, bitches lie about almost everything __________________ First Place Is Often The Worst Place But Fuck It I Love Here I Call It My Birth Place - Drake

06-08-2009, 01:07 AM	#3
Bkjj11 Cuz u copied my trend Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Playboy Mansion Posts: 4,268 Repped: 219 Repped 6,920 Times in 628 Posts Neg Reps: 56 Neg Repped at 97 Times in 62 Posts	most are true, many are ehhhhh...some girls are different so who knows... __________________

06-22-2009, 09:23 AM	#5
WestcoastRebirth Westcoast Rebirth Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Germany Posts: 2,063 Repped: 277 Repped 228 Times in 97 Posts Neg Reps: 13 Neg Repped at 16 Times in 7 Posts	hahaha propz man! some real shit right there! __________________

07-01-2009, 09:40 AM	#6
e-playa Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Europe-$lovenia Posts: 2,467 Repped: 478 Repped 406 Times in 210 Posts Neg Reps: 26 Neg Repped at 32 Times in 24 Posts	not all of them are true but yeah mostly real shit right there fam __________________

06-13-2009, 11:26 AM	#4
daboyfrumpgh Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 847 Repped: 420 Repped 10 Times in 10 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 2 Times in 2 Posts	yea thats definatly true almost everytime I here one of those lines frum a hoe I start laffin in my head

07-02-2009, 08:26 AM	#7
scool Banned Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: DA CHAT SEXHUN THRONE MAFUCCA.. DEEBO WUDDUP?? Posts: 20,134 Repped: 1,328 Repped 2,389 Times in 867 Posts Neg Reps: 267 Neg Repped at 488 Times in 326 Posts	hahahahaah good jooobb

07-03-2009, 03:43 PM	#8
PPfiddytoo pure_player52 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Midwest Mothafucka Posts: 5,302 Repped: 554 Repped 620 Times in 238 Posts Neg Reps: 44 Neg Repped at 48 Times in 35 Posts	how about "im in love with my ex bf but i like you alot" ahhhh that is a good one __________________ y Download J.Cole - The Warm Up - http://www.zshare.net/download/61387621768d47a2/ -

07-03-2009, 03:52 PM	#9
heartless monster T.R (TEAM RICH) Join Date: May 2007 Location: brooklyn east new york T.R (TEAMRICH) Posts: 2,030 Repped: 568 Repped 446 Times in 129 Posts Neg Reps: 1 Neg Repped at 3 Times in 3 Posts	"I'm not a whore anymore" hahahahahah classic shittt __________________

07-05-2009, 07:06 PM	#10
-Da Boy JR- back by popular demand Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Probably With Ur Bitch Posts: 338 Repped: 91 Repped 126 Times in 40 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 2 Times in 2 Posts	"i never cheat, i'm the one one who's always gettin cheated on" __________________

07-10-2009, 01:17 AM	#13
Ya Boy Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,236 Repped: 0 Repped 432 Times in 159 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 24 Times in 18 Posts	^^^^^^^^ lol daaamn, the song barely started n i think it perfect! thanks dawg, il rep you!! __________________

07-10-2009, 08:20 PM	#15
THREATS Veteran Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 9,681 Repped: 525 Repped 263 Times in 138 Posts Neg Reps: 25 Neg Repped at 16 Times in 14 Posts	okay lol.

07-11-2009, 02:27 AM	#18
citystarz™ trapmuzik Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: B-Town Posts: 4,749 Repped: 1,010 Repped 439 Times in 251 Posts Neg Reps: 147 Neg Repped at 86 Times in 68 Posts	yeh alot of those are true in my head when i hear em i just think "same old bullshit" one of the realest lines i heard "and i vowed to never trust a woman in my life, then i got horny" - la la la wayne ft. brisco __________________

07-21-2009, 02:15 AM	#19
skitershady Veteran Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Tampa Florida Posts: 2,567 Repped: 1,388 Repped 619 Times in 218 Posts Neg Reps: 85 Neg Repped at 46 Times in 33 Posts	lol i have heard most of em lol how about this u dont have to give me anything for my bday

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