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1. Never pay more then 20 bucks on a first date, ideally 15 or less, don't spend any money on jumpoffs, ideally you want a date to be as close to $0 as possible

2. Don't date, live with or marry a single moms

3. If a jumpoff gets knocked up and extorts you for child support leave the country

4. Always wear protection and get a vasectomy if you can

5. Never marry unless you are ready!!!

6. Never buy a bitch diamond rings or any jewelry or gifts, if you do make damn sure she brings somthing to the table besides sex.

7. Don't deal with femnazis

8. Flush condoms down the toilet every time

9. Use a condom everytime

10. Don't move in with or have a bitch move in with you, no cohabitation , if you have to get a cohabitation agreement

11. If you meet up with a bootycall make sure you are going to get laid

12. Internet jumpoffs you want to meet asap, if need be meet them once to see if they are who they are and are attractive to you, etc and then bang them the next meeting, no questions asked.

13. Don't have kids nless you are married

14. Never let a bitch or anyone have access to your money, keys to your place or your personal belongings

15. Invite bitch’s to your place only as guests , don't have them stay over for any length of time

16. Don't give up who you are or what you want to do for a bitch

17. Give your number to as many bitch’s as possible and have them call you when you want them to.

18. Be confident, bold and upfront with bitches, don't listen to what they say they like, boldness and assertiveness turns them on, being an asshole helps as well

19. Don't date or try to hook up with a coworker or a bitch at your college, big legal nightmares trust me

20. Don't date seriously until you are where you want to be professionally, financially and mentally

21. Advise your friends about the bachelor life

22. Don't let a bitch feminize anything about you or your belongings, many bitches try to see if they can change or pussy whip a guy. Never change for her, be who you are

23. Always work to better and improve yourself, financially and education wise, the more money and power you have the more likely you will attract hotter bitches, but don't throw your money at them.

24. Avoid psycho bitches and bitch’s with criminal records , especially watch out for bitches who have been charged with abuse or have abused guys before

25. Go for the chicks that will give it up the easiest, multiple tats, piercings, slutty clothing, etc are some good signs as well as ones with low self esteem or need for attention , also check for the conservative bitches many cases they are closet freaks

26. Be careful of beautiful bitches that approach you and seem very interested in you right away, usually they have ulterior motives, many times they want something from you, money , favors, etc just say no to them.

27. Watch out for bitches with lots of emotional baggage they may look at you to try to save them, don't do it, just bang them

28. Steer clear of gold diggers and entitled selfish bitches

29. Set up a black book for your booty call list

30. Avoid bitches who are drunk , if you sleep with them they may accuse you of rape, same as bitches who change their minds in the middle of sex, just get up and leave

31. Avoid bitches who want to just "talk& get to know you" you aren't there for that you are there to get laid, make it clear to them

32. If you date a bitch make sure they pay their half of the dating expenses at all times

33. Avoid married bitches their husbands may try to kill you, etc mess with single bitches only, and if they have boyfriends get their number anyways and call them every 6 months or so to see if they are single lol

34. Never allow a bitch or anyone to disrespect you in any way always call them out on their crap, bitches like to test men but get turned on when they are called out on their BS

35. Be mysterious don't let bitches know everything about you, the more they know they more they can hurt you, use you and exploit you. Don't let that happen.

36. Don't give her access to anything you have, don't let a lot of bitches or any bitch know where you live or your home number, many psycho bitches have done horrible things to men and their belongings just because they can. Give them your cell phone number only.

37. Don't talk all day long to bitches you have to be more of a challenge, say as little as possible, and give as little of effort to get laid, try to get it in the least amount of time as possible. Bitches know if they want to sleep with a guy very quickly the more you wait the less likely you will get it.

38. Always be busy and have things to do, keep yourself occupied with hobbies. This will make bitches have to compete for your time and take your mind off of bitch’s.

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whoever wrote this list is right as fuck...

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most of this shit is right-i couldn't agree with some things though