tell ur funny sex stories

skitershady · 09-22-2008, 04:49 PM

one day i was gonna fuck my ex in the bathroom and no1 was at home. so we went to the bathroom start kissing and shit u know and I had to grab something in my room. so i walked to my room naked to grab it and my step father walked in the house when i was naked leaving the bathroom lol

another funny story I was like 17 years old and I used to wear a condom with one of my exs and not to get caught i used to drink a can of coca cola and put the condom inside the can ad we used to recycle them cokes cans so if one day u drink coke and tastes like cum it might be my shit haha

whats yall funnies stories?

NeGroDaMu$ · 09-22-2008, 06:39 PM

The Real K.I.N.G. · 09-22-2008, 06:43 PM

"Stone Cold Steve Austin"- What?

Lucki · 09-22-2008, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by NeGroDaMu$

lool

november4th · 09-22-2008, 07:49 PM

this one time..... at band camp . .. .

OneManArmy · 09-22-2008, 09:36 PM

I used to date this girl that liked to go to parties at peoples houses and have anal sex in thier bedrooms. One night we had snuck into someones bedroom for the usual when she only had a little Ky jelly left in her tube. It wasn't going well so I looked for somethig that might take the place of the KY.

I saw this big container of clear looking gel setting on the counter so I grabbed a handful of it. It worked fine for a couple of seconds then she started squirming and then finally going crazy.

The stuff I had used was hairgel and it had Alcohol in it as a drying agent.

We left right away and when we got to her apartment I went into the other bedroom to wash the stuff off my dick. My package had dried to my underwear and I had to tear it off like a big bandage.

skitershady · 09-22-2008, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hydrargyrum

I used to date this girl that liked to go to parties at peoples houses and have anal sex in thier bedrooms. One night we had snuck into someones bedroom for the usual when she only had a little Ky jelly left in her tube. It wasn't going well so I looked for somethig that might take the place of the KY.

I saw this big container of clear looking gel setting on the counter so I grabbed a handful of it. It worked fine for a couple of seconds then she started squirming and then finally going crazy.

The stuff I had used was hairgel and it had Alcohol in it as a drying agent.

We left right away and when we got to her apartment I went into the other bedroom to wash the stuff off my dick. My package had dried to my underwear and I had to tear it off like a big bandage.

haha wtf
that must suck homie

OneManArmy · 09-23-2008, 08:38 PM

It didn't happen to me, so it's all good.

*YounG-FX* · 09-25-2008, 07:00 PM

me and my girl had been fooling around (sexually).
and she was lying on my bed saying how tired she was (we where clothed).
So i pulled my dick out and leant over her and put it in her mouth. Then i pulled away and like her spit was connected to her mouth and my dick you know like all stringy.
and my little sister walked in to see me with my hard dick out and my girl with a piece of string saliva connecting it to her mouth.
Luckily she didnt tell my parents , but she did ask me why i was putting it in her mouth....
awkward

Smithilberry · 09-25-2008, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *YounG-FX*

me and my girl had been fooling around (sexually).
and she was lying on my bed saying how tired she was (we where clothed).
So i pulled my dick out and leant over her and put it in her mouth. Then i pulled away and like her spit was connected to her mouth and my dick you know like all stringy.
and my little sister walked in to see me with my hard dick out and my girl with a piece of string saliva connecting it to her mouth.
Luckily she didnt tell my parents , but she did ask me why i was putting it in her mouth....
awkward

LMAOOOOO, word... wow

09-22-2008, 04:49 PM	#1
skitershady Veteran Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Tampa Florida Posts: 2,584 Repped: 1,402 Repped 622 Times in 219 Posts Neg Reps: 85 Neg Repped at 46 Times in 33 Posts	tell ur funny sex stories tell ur funny sex stories one day i was gonna fuck my ex in the bathroom and no1 was at home. so we went to the bathroom start kissing and shit u know and I had to grab something in my room. so i walked to my room naked to grab it and my step father walked in the house when i was naked leaving the bathroom lol another funny story I was like 17 years old and I used to wear a condom with one of my exs and not to get caught i used to drink a can of coca cola and put the condom inside the can ad we used to recycle them cokes cans so if one day u drink coke and tastes like cum it might be my shit haha whats yall funnies stories?

09-22-2008, 06:39 PM	#2
NeGroDaMu$ Veteran Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 2,293 Repped: 567 Repped 118 Times in 45 Posts Neg Reps: 20 Neg Repped at 4 Times in 4 Posts	__________________

09-22-2008, 06:43 PM	#3
The Real K.I.N.G. Too Ill For Radio Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Windy City Posts: 2,933 Repped: 825 Repped 464 Times in 187 Posts Neg Reps: 1 Neg Repped at 8 Times in 8 Posts	"Stone Cold Steve Austin"- What? __________________ R.O.B.

09-22-2008, 09:36 PM	#6
OneManArmy Super Moderatоr Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: enecS eht no kcaB Posts: 10,931 Repped: 2,653 Repped 672 Times in 356 Posts Neg Reps: 149 Neg Repped at 48 Times in 44 Posts	I used to date this girl that liked to go to parties at peoples houses and have anal sex in thier bedrooms. One night we had snuck into someones bedroom for the usual when she only had a little Ky jelly left in her tube. It wasn't going well so I looked for somethig that might take the place of the KY. I saw this big container of clear looking gel setting on the counter so I grabbed a handful of it. It worked fine for a couple of seconds then she started squirming and then finally going crazy. The stuff I had used was hairgel and it had Alcohol in it as a drying agent. We left right away and when we got to her apartment I went into the other bedroom to wash the stuff off my dick. My package had dried to my underwear and I had to tear it off like a big bandage. __________________

09-23-2008, 08:38 PM	#8
OneManArmy Super Moderatоr Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: enecS eht no kcaB Posts: 10,931 Repped: 2,653 Repped 672 Times in 356 Posts Neg Reps: 149 Neg Repped at 48 Times in 44 Posts	It didn't happen to me, so it's all good. __________________

09-22-2008, 07:49 PM	#5
november4th Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: california Posts: 295 Repped: 3 Repped 30 Times in 6 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	this one time..... at band camp . .. .

09-25-2008, 07:00 PM	#9
YounG-FX ---------- Join Date: May 2006 Location: U.K Posts: 5,006 Repped: 758 Repped 425 Times in 197 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	me and my girl had been fooling around (sexually). and she was lying on my bed saying how tired she was (we where clothed). So i pulled my dick out and leant over her and put it in her mouth. Then i pulled away and like her spit was connected to her mouth and my dick you know like all stringy. and my little sister walked in to see me with my hard dick out and my girl with a piece of string saliva connecting it to her mouth. Luckily she didnt tell my parents , but she did ask me why i was putting it in her mouth.... awkward __________________ I will marry..

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