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soon to retire
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
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Stop Learned Helplessness
Join Date: Apr 2005
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A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
wtf ROFL |
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Stop Learned Helplessness
Join Date: Apr 2005
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A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
wtf ROFL |
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Too Ill For Radio
Join Date: Sep 2007
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Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal
lol
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: MelBURN
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lmaoo some of this shit funny man props
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: EU
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A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes
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Veteran
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pigs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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LAUGH NOW, Cry Later
Join Date: Jun 2005
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This is interesting,props on this,dont know if i believe every one of them,but good info.
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Still a Buc
Join Date: May 2006
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Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
lmao im jealous of pigs
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^^^^^^^^^^
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Super Moderatоr
Join Date: Jul 2005
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That explains why some people think Batman is gay.
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Too Ill For Radio
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lol i didn't think of it that way
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Da Purple Pimp
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: I'm from N-E-W Jerz., where plenty murders occurz
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An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.
woah....woaaaaahh wtf
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Veteran
Join Date: Jun 2005
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aka ...HI HATER
Join Date: Jan 2007
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shits interesting man lol
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pure_player52
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Midwest Mothafucka
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damn wtf man
*starts to think about sex* my beard gonna me like those amish dudes
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Chicago
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The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
160 kids probably happy there wasnt child support A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex. there's this kid in elementary school who got a full beard i wonder what he been anticipating
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I gotta move to guam
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Lol at hhboard dying out in 10 minutes after landing in indonesia ,
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**** DYING
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Da QUIKI MART IN NEW YORK BUYIN A STRAWBERRY PHILLAY
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interestin shit is there nemore
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. Goddamit, most HH membas wud be headles lions get pussy nd pigs chit us to think we onli get 8 secs Last edited by T O LEF2; 09-05-2008 at 08:36 AM. Reason: Obviously i had a typing error |
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this is bullshit
i am from liverpool england and its all muthafuckin lies
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Krimson Militant
Join Date: Jun 2005
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most of those are bullshit, not facts, more estimates and guesses, i heard those years ago and most proven false, but i still want to be a pig
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G-Unit Movement
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LOOOL, good shit
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the thing about liverpool is bull shit!!!
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