FUCK! somethings wrong with me!

DenDanskeSimon · 08-11-2008, 07:32 PM

Aight im almost seventeen and Ive never had a girlfriend. I aint sayin i cant get one i just kinda disappear as soon as shit gets semi serious.

Like if I like a bitch I can basically make them like me back I dunno how but it fuckin works on girls my age lol. Anyways Ill like em and they know it and you can tell they like me its fucking obvious and some of them be havin they friends try talkin to me (fuck that shit btw).

But right when I know I can get with her I just fuck with her or make out with the bitch and then Im done. lol its so stupid. My mind is just like fuck a girlfriend even though I fuckin love girls lol.

i guess im just typin this to see if anyone else be doin stupid shit like me like this.

PPfiddytoo · 08-11-2008, 08:11 PM

why have 1 when u can have many

keep that in mind

$pL!Ff · 08-11-2008, 08:57 PM

Same shit wit me....
I just get bored of em
Afta I fuck em I just be like, fuck em!!

C@$H17 · 08-11-2008, 09:59 PM

I love my girl idk u must just be messin with the wrong kinda a girls.
The ones u can't settle down with just use them to fuck.

ALL_15_WELL · 08-11-2008, 10:11 PM

Maybe dey realize how ugly you is after a while

naw im just fuckin wit you but seriously im the same why...i wont to settle down but these hoes get borin to be real wit you...thats probably your problem you get bored

Southside50MOB · 08-12-2008, 12:51 AM

yes and its called Big Pimpin

StiLL.ReaL.TawK. · 08-12-2008, 01:11 AM

fuck a relationship, i just want relations

mEatwaD · 08-12-2008, 02:38 AM

gf's def aint worth it... id rather just stick to hookin up with a girl n then never havin to talk to her again...

AzawX · 08-12-2008, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StiLL.ReaL.TawK.

fuck a relationship, i just want relations

cause you know that ship go down like titanic

DenDanskeSimon · 08-12-2008, 02:40 PM

its crazy cuz at the same time i wanna be with a girl im just like fuck no it aint worth it

im so torn lol

oh ya and i live in a suburb now so 50% of the bitches here are rich ass spoiled jewish bitches. Like girls be gettin brand new beemers and range rovers fo they 16th birthday and i aint even got a car so im like da fuck do i look rich to you everytime a girl be wantin to go some place lol. they too dam expensive

OneManArmy · 08-12-2008, 06:50 PM

You little bitch. If I could ( I use the word loosely) make girls who I like like me back, you can bet your ass I'd be hitting that.

PPfiddytoo · 08-12-2008, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DenDanskeSimon

its crazy cuz at the same time i wanna be with a girl im just like fuck no it aint worth it

im so torn lol

oh ya and i live in a suburb now so 50% of the bitches here are rich ass spoiled jewish bitches. Like girls be gettin brand new beemers and range rovers fo they 16th birthday and i aint even got a car so im like da fuck do i look rich to you everytime a girl be wantin to go some place lol. they too dam expensive

nigga i fucked this girl whos the daughter of Tom kelly (owner of ) biggest car company in Indiana nigga so rich he drives a helicopter to work everyday you can see that motherfucker ride from north side of town to south sometimes big black chopper with the words Kelley under it...anyways i fucked her and i didn't even need money some girls arn't impressed by money some are get yourself a little bit make it look like you got alot of it though buy expensive shit

Ether Boii · 08-13-2008, 11:48 PM

LMAOOO...I Feel Ya Son, We Aint Ready For Relationships Yet

DenDanskeSimon · 08-14-2008, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hydrargyrum

You little bitch. If I could ( I use the word loosely) make girls who I like like me back, you can bet your ass I'd be hitting that.

how old r you?
im only 17 girls are so easy to make to like you because before you get fully mature the feelings for liking someone are directly connected to the rewards center in your brain

OneManArmy · 08-14-2008, 12:51 PM

18.......

*YounG-FX* · 08-14-2008, 02:19 PM

dude its the same with me...
I have studied alot of books etc. on manipulation and shit and i can get anybody to like me and talk my way out of any situation.
But when it comes to being in a relationship with females i cant do it. I fucking hate them (relationships), its mad annoying and absolute stress....
I dont wanna fuckin sit and eat ben and jerrys whilst we watch american idol, i wanna get fucking baked in my friends while we watch harold and kumar!

$pL!Ff · 08-15-2008, 06:04 AM

^^i fuckin' dig it!!!

Heffernan · 08-18-2008, 02:29 AM

im kinda the same way.....i love girls...and eing with them and shit....i just dont like the idea of a girl friend......too much responsibilities (sp?)

not worth it....just hangin out with the girl is better IMO

except....there is one girl i know.....shes the only one in the world i would "be boyfriend and girlfriend with"....i mean ive had girlfriends before......but nothing real serious..... i had some pie ang got the fuck out of there

OFFiCiAL JAE ROCK · 08-18-2008, 11:29 AM

i bet most of u niggas never seen real pussy....

, or even had any....

PPfiddytoo · 08-18-2008, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *YounG-FX*

dude its the same with me...
I have studied alot of books etc. on manipulation and shit and i can get anybody to like me and talk my way out of any situation.
But when it comes to being in a relationship with females i cant do it. I fucking hate them (relationships), its mad annoying and absolute stress....
I dont wanna fuckin sit and eat ben and jerrys whilst we watch american idol, i wanna get fucking baked in my friends while we watch harold and kumar!

right lmao i love bitches but fuck having a relationship i tried it but i fucking sucked at it so i just dont bother anymore lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dj Wiggles

im kinda the same way.....i love girls...and eing with them and shit....i just dont like the idea of a girl friend......too much responsibilities (sp?)

not worth it....just hangin out with the girl is better IMO

except....there is one girl i know.....shes the only one in the world i would "be boyfriend and girlfriend with"....i mean ive had girlfriends before......but nothing real serious..... i had some pie ang got the fuck out of there

LMAO like i say "we aint fucking then get to walking"

Quote:

Originally Posted by OFFiCiAL JAE ROCK

i bet most of u niggas never seen real pussy....

, or even had any....

Love My Pussy <3 (no homo)

Gods Plan · 08-19-2008, 10:23 AM

well, i'm seventeen too and i had the same girlfirend for like 4 years. she left me two weeks ago and gone away to sume bitch ass faggot.

EDIT.
and yeah, i fucked her when i was like mothafucking 14 years old.

PPfiddytoo · 08-19-2008, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gods Plan

well, i'm seventeen too and i had the same girlfirend for like 4 years. she left me two weeks ago and gone away to sume bitch ass faggot.

EDIT.
and yeah, i fucked her when i was like mothafucking 14 years old.

damn bitch left you damn homie fuck it move on Show No Love

~Stunt 101~ · 08-19-2008, 08:17 PM

there's only one explanation for this

u're gay

Gods Plan · 08-20-2008, 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pure_player52

damn bitch left you damn homie fuck it move on Show No Love

real talk man, that's exactly what i'm gonna do.
i decided to not give a fuck about the bitch and move on.
I'm dating new chick rite now.

DenDanskeSimon · 08-24-2008, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gods Plan

well, i'm seventeen too and i had the same girlfirend for like 4 years. she left me two weeks ago and gone away to sume bitch ass faggot.

EDIT.
and yeah, i fucked her when i was like mothafucking 14 years old.

DAM thats kinda funny. but you already be in a nother relationship thats weird.

I dunno I love the company of girls but I fuckin hate having to go on dates and all that bullshit

08-11-2008, 07:32 PM	#1
DenDanskeSimon Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: denmark Posts: 1,132 Repped: 30 Repped 101 Times in 19 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	FUCK! somethings wrong with me! FUCK! somethings wrong with me! Aight im almost seventeen and Ive never had a girlfriend. I aint sayin i cant get one i just kinda disappear as soon as shit gets semi serious. Like if I like a bitch I can basically make them like me back I dunno how but it fuckin works on girls my age lol. Anyways Ill like em and they know it and you can tell they like me its fucking obvious and some of them be havin they friends try talkin to me (fuck that shit btw). But right when I know I can get with her I just fuck with her or make out with the bitch and then Im done. lol its so stupid. My mind is just like fuck a girlfriend even though I fuckin love girls lol. i guess im just typin this to see if anyone else be doin stupid shit like me like this. __________________

08-11-2008, 08:11 PM	#2
PPfiddytoo pure_player52 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Midwest Mothafucka Posts: 5,302 Repped: 554 Repped 620 Times in 238 Posts Neg Reps: 44 Neg Repped at 48 Times in 35 Posts	why have 1 when u can have many keep that in mind __________________ y Download J.Cole - The Warm Up - http://www.zshare.net/download/61387621768d47a2/ -

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C@$H17 C@$h Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,280 Repped: 3,787 Repped 1,419 Times in 216 Posts Neg Reps: 57 Neg Repped at 10 Times in 9 Posts	I love my girl idk u must just be messin with the wrong kinda a girls. The ones u can't settle down with just use them to fuck. __________________

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ALL_15_WELL Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 5-9 CRAZY HOE...FUCK DA AVE BITCH Posts: 598 Repped: 65 Repped 99 Times in 33 Posts Neg Reps: 32 Neg Repped at 24 Times in 21 Posts	Maybe dey realize how ugly you is after a while naw im just fuckin wit you but seriously im the same why...i wont to settle down but these hoes get borin to be real wit you...thats probably your problem you get bored __________________ SO ICY ENT.

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$pL!Ff {\|M.O.B\|} Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: NewJersey 973 Posts: 837 Repped: 151 Repped 69 Times in 37 Posts Neg Reps: 1 Neg Repped at 16 Times in 14 Posts	Same shit wit me.... I just get bored of em Afta I fuck em I just be like, fuck em!!

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StiLL.ReaL.TawK. Nacirema Dream 09' Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Atlanta,Ga but 4rm Roc City, New Yitty Posts: 5,580 Repped: 964 Repped 1,151 Times in 569 Posts Neg Reps: 70 Neg Repped at 135 Times in 93 Posts	fuck a relationship, i just want relations __________________ FREE P, Remy & Max B.... This ain't tha carter...NIGGA DIS IS SPARTA!!

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mEatwaD Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: NY Posts: 2,568 Repped: 1,348 Repped 508 Times in 130 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 7 Times in 5 Posts	gf's def aint worth it... id rather just stick to hookin up with a girl n then never havin to talk to her again...

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DenDanskeSimon Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: denmark Posts: 1,132 Repped: 30 Repped 101 Times in 19 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	its crazy cuz at the same time i wanna be with a girl im just like fuck no it aint worth it im so torn lol oh ya and i live in a suburb now so 50% of the bitches here are rich ass spoiled jewish bitches. Like girls be gettin brand new beemers and range rovers fo they 16th birthday and i aint even got a car so im like da fuck do i look rich to you everytime a girl be wantin to go some place lol. they too dam expensive __________________

08-12-2008, 06:50 PM	#11
OneManArmy Super Moderatоr Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: enecS eht no kcaB Posts: 10,931 Repped: 2,653 Repped 671 Times in 356 Posts Neg Reps: 149 Neg Repped at 48 Times in 44 Posts	*You little bitch. If I could ( I use the word loosely) make girls who I like like me back, you can bet your ass I'd be hitting that.* __________________

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YounG-FX ---------- Join Date: May 2006 Location: U.K Posts: 5,006 Repped: 758 Repped 425 Times in 197 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	dude its the same with me... I have studied alot of books etc. on manipulation and shit and i can get anybody to like me and talk my way out of any situation. But when it comes to being in a relationship with females i cant do it. I fucking hate them (relationships), its mad annoying and absolute stress.... I dont wanna fuckin sit and eat ben and jerrys whilst we watch american idol, i wanna get fucking baked in my friends while we watch harold and kumar! __________________ I will marry..

08-15-2008, 06:04 AM	#17
$pL!Ff {\|M.O.B\|} Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: NewJersey 973 Posts: 837 Repped: 151 Repped 69 Times in 37 Posts Neg Reps: 1 Neg Repped at 16 Times in 14 Posts	^^i fuckin' dig it!!!

08-18-2008, 02:29 AM	#18
Heffernan Thats What She Said Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Playing Rock Em Sock Em Robots With The Octomom Posts: 5,199 Repped: 760 Repped 2,035 Times in 764 Posts Neg Reps: 131 Neg Repped at 342 Times in 196 Posts	im kinda the same way.....i love girls...and eing with them and shit....i just dont like the idea of a girl friend......too much responsibilities (sp?) not worth it....just hangin out with the girl is better IMO except....there is one girl i know.....shes the only one in the world i would "be boyfriend and girlfriend with"....i mean ive had girlfriends before......but nothing real serious..... i had some pie ang got the fuck out of there __________________

08-18-2008, 11:29 AM	#19
OFFiCiAL JAE ROCK G.E.D...... Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: North C@rolin@ Posts: 5,579 Repped: 644 Repped 835 Times in 415 Posts Neg Reps: 108 Neg Repped at 125 Times in 89 Posts	i bet most of u niggas never seen real pussy...., or even had any.... __________________ {-LONG TIME COMIN'-}..COMIN SOON..

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Gods Plan The One & Only. Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Poland Posts: 7,635 Repped: 1,750 Repped 3,197 Times in 575 Posts Neg Reps: 176 Neg Repped at 152 Times in 110 Posts	well, i'm seventeen too and i had the same girlfirend for like 4 years. she left me two weeks ago and gone away to sume bitch ass faggot. EDIT. and yeah, i fucked her when i was like mothafucking 14 years old.

08-19-2008, 08:17 PM	#23
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