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Top 10 Reasons Sarah Palin Resigned As "Governor"
by D. Soose

10. Decided to bring about real change through her appearances on TV by joining the cast of the Real Housewives of Wasilla.

9. Bristol's pregnant. No, for real this time.

8. Still needs time to speak to more "pro-Americans" in preparation for her run at VP in '08.

7. She needed a grand finale to her memoirs. Coming to a bookshelf near you! Spring 2010! Published by HarperCollins!

6. She's gearing up for a run against Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

5. Her name wasn't in the news enough.

4. Her line of Caribou Barbies is really starting to take off.

3. She became worried of a possible assassination: In her home state of Alaska, hunting season is open all year long for lame ducks.

2. She needed time to prepare for a run at Governor of Alaska in 2010, noting that the people of her state wanted a change from the typical "politics as usual."

1. Piper's pregnant.