"Sickest" punchlines you've ever heard?

doctorthugonometry · 05-06-2007, 04:09 PM

Go on. . .

LaWN NAiL · 05-06-2007, 04:14 PM

Tattooed F-U-N on my dick for 'Fuck U Niggaz' while I POKE fun at ya bitches

“Those who wantin' to freestyle, go buy my tape twice and get a free dick in your mouth with two proofs of purchase”

Lyrical Messiah · 05-06-2007, 04:17 PM

I Just Heard THat Vakill Track WIth That Punch

B Dope · 05-06-2007, 04:25 PM

I jumped out the lincon, left him stinking//
Put his brains on the sidewalk now u can see what he was just thinkin//

Big L

I miss quoted it though

Lyrical Messiah · 05-06-2007, 04:26 PM

Go ahead young boy keep taking you chances
I'ma find your family tree and start breaking the branches' - Reign Man

KING BHOB · 05-06-2007, 04:59 PM

:o @ listening to Philly Artists

....DeMoNiK.... · 05-06-2007, 05:30 PM

Probably got a thong under his long johns"-reign man

You're albums only have good like wendys burgers-cassidy

the worst gets worst and gets good at the end till your 42 talkin' bout
what you could've been - vodka

^ anything vodka says comes out hot...

doctorthugonometry · 05-06-2007, 06:07 PM

Almost all of those were soft.

~Menace~ · 05-06-2007, 06:16 PM

*holds laugh until maz posts a joe budden punch*

KING BHOB · 05-06-2007, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LyricXinsane

Probably got a thong under his long johns"-reign man

You're albums only have good like wendys burgers-cassidy

the worst gets worst and gets good at the end till your 42 talkin' bout
what you could've been - vodka

^ anything vodka says comes out hot...

stop sucking up.....

doctorthugonometry · 05-06-2007, 06:33 PM

Will someone please post some good punches? Fuck!

BUCK_MARLEY · 05-06-2007, 06:40 PM

CHAMILLIONAIRE - YOU GOT WRECKED 2 many punchlines 2 list

Teknikal · 05-06-2007, 06:59 PM

"Yall rely on M-16's like D12" - Apathy

"Check the SHINES, I'M THE MAN//
And if these jewellers keep throwin me watches.. I'll have too much TIME ON MY HANDS" - JR Writer

"I COMMAND IT PERFECTLY//
I'm tryna figure out how the fuck PLANET MERCURY PLANNED A VERSE FOR ME!!" - The Saurus (battlin some fat guy in a red shirt)

You can look up The Saurus battles on YouTube.. He KILLS it in the tag team battles with Illmaculate..

....DeMoNiK.... · 05-06-2007, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KING BHOB

stop sucking up.....

lol..okay...no

but outta all of them vodka is the best....

KING BHOB · 05-06-2007, 07:34 PM

Perfect Stranger...i See Shit Like Nobody

Komplex · 05-06-2007, 07:40 PM

"Treat you like milk..I do nothin but spoil you"-Lil Flip

"I'm hot like light"-Lil Wayne

Teknikal · 05-06-2007, 07:42 PM

^ Fam.. Juss don't post in this thread again.

H.O.V.A. · 05-06-2007, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Teknikal

^ Fam.. Juss don't post in this thread again.

Vakill said something about "Mini-me Makavellis startin an outbreak of small-pacs."

Lyrikcha · 05-06-2007, 07:48 PM

Banks be on some other shit

"I got a long line of hoes like fire trucks"

"I been apart of God's plan since the sonigram"

"I done been threw more trees then a orangutans"

"and as fars them clips u know how gorillas feel about bananas"

"my weed supply can feel up the pouch of a kangeroo"

"hoes rushin me without the Tag spray on"

"ur bread thin as a razor phone"

"I'll catch ya and cut ya, ur scar'll look like a japanese letter"

"still on stage with the hammer like Gallagher"

"We run the city thats why my feet so sore"

"I'll button all u niggas up like Jay-z"

"thats why ur bitch blowin on me like nintendo games"

"Cut a nigga shit faster than Grand master flash"

"I'll leave a nigga with more holes then the PGA"

"Im a pull the trey out like the back of an airplane chair"

"when ever I slide through
im high off skunk with a pump that will leave a nigga red as a pyru"

"she done laid her head next to more balls then spegetti"

"I wave at the haters got them root canal sick"

" I'll throw a bitch out the crib like jazzy jeff"

"her pussy killed more niggas then a liquor store"

" i got 3 magnums the gun, car, and the rubber"

"my wrist chunky like campbells soup"

"i'll have niggas scrapin the skin off ur face with the same shit to pill a potato"

"u dont wanna see my blockin formin
thats a 101 dogs and i dont mean the ones with the spots on em"

"when I spit u hear more Oow's then a skip to my lou move at the rucker"

"they harrass us in the airport like im the one thats blowin shit up"

"the pump will make u jump like Criss cross"

"theres enough bullets in here to hit every NBA patch on em"

"we can spray at ur feet and have u on ur bulevard C-walkin"

"Big heads will fly through ur door like Casper"

"Im hungry like a south african with flies stuck to his face"

"I rap for the kids that to poor to waste eggs on halloween"

"smokin outta bags big enough to fit on vacuum cleaners"

"and when im done with ur ass Aladdin wont be the only one on the carpet"

"I'll leave u in water like the statue of liberty"

"the sawed off will microwave a nigga like adolf hitler"

"and I hear u when u whisper got the ear of Ray charles"

"I only serve a bitch once so they treat my dick like the last supper"

"touchin my door bells the only way I put a ring on ur finger"

"got niggas runnin like the KKK's around"

"the doctor will put more staples in ur ass then a telephone"

"we gon be here forever ur temporary like baby teeth"

"im like a back catcher, give u a sign then throw something at ya"

"the pound'll spin u around like the young james brown"

" my niggas gettin so much ammo
if u reach in the couch for loose change u probably feel on a handle"

"as long as im here im gonna grab checks
and make my cash stretch longer than giraff necks"

"i'll have ur man walkin round with another rest in peace tattoo"

"nigga u aint invincible even super man in a wheel chair"

"the only time u left ur hood is on monopoly boards"

Shogun · 05-06-2007, 08:09 PM

^
None of those are particularly "good" &, what's worse, several of them had been kicked a decade before Banks arrived on the scene.

LaWN NAiL · 05-06-2007, 08:11 PM

These Niggaz Spittin Crap With A Gay Expression..
.............Can't Even "Say Shit" Witta "Straight Face"..

~Menace~ · 05-06-2007, 09:12 PM

g...-l...-a-m...o-r...-o-u-s- fergy ferg...breakin them syllables down like whoa

Komplex · 05-06-2007, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Teknikal

^ Fam.. Juss don't post in this thread again.

My good friend, go find a dictionary and look up the word "sarcasm".

KING BHOB · 05-06-2007, 10:32 PM

i dont even wanna body this thread

doctorthugonometry · 05-06-2007, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KING BHOB

i dont even wanna body this thread

Please do.

05-06-2007, 04:09 PM	#1
doctorthugonometry Greater than you.. .. Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Southkeys Posts: 2,579 Repped: 3 Repped 5 Times in 3 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	"Sickest" punchlines you've ever heard? "Sickest" punchlines you've ever heard? Go on. . . __________________ I married hip hop; ignored what some was tellin' me.. I started hearin' rumors of infidelity.. I ain't divorce 'er; all the other dudes is so wack that I ain't even feel a little jealousy

05-06-2007, 04:59 PM	#6
KING BHOB P.O.L.O/Attention:Deficit Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: East Side Pennsylvania Posts: 2,189 Repped: 0 Repped 590 Times in 201 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 25 Times in 20 Posts	:o @ listening to Philly Artists __________________ >\|>\|>\|> http://twitter.com/KingBhob <\|<\|<\|< >>>>>>>LIFE

05-06-2007, 05:30 PM	#7
....DeMoNiK.... Banned Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 944 Repped: 3 Repped 27 Times in 19 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Probably got a thong under his long johns"-reign man You're albums only have good like wendys burgers-cassidy the worst gets worst and gets good at the end till your 42 talkin' bout what you could've been - vodka ^ anything vodka says comes out hot... __________________ RASD

05-06-2007, 06:07 PM	#8
doctorthugonometry Greater than you.. .. Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Southkeys Posts: 2,579 Repped: 3 Repped 5 Times in 3 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Almost all of those were soft. __________________ I married hip hop; ignored what some was tellin' me.. I started hearin' rumors of infidelity.. I ain't divorce 'er; all the other dudes is so wack that I ain't even feel a little jealousy

05-06-2007, 06:33 PM	#11
doctorthugonometry Greater than you.. .. Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Southkeys Posts: 2,579 Repped: 3 Repped 5 Times in 3 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Will someone please post some good punches? Fuck! __________________ I married hip hop; ignored what some was tellin' me.. I started hearin' rumors of infidelity.. I ain't divorce 'er; all the other dudes is so wack that I ain't even feel a little jealousy

05-06-2007, 04:14 PM	#2
LaWN NAiL Lonnel Join Date: May 2006 Location: chicago Posts: 3,199 Repped: 190 Repped 352 Times in 108 Posts Neg Reps: 16 Neg Repped at 85 Times in 33 Posts	Tattooed F-U-N on my dick for 'Fuck U Niggaz' while I POKE fun at ya bitches “Those who wantin' to freestyle, go buy my tape twice and get a free dick in your mouth with two proofs of purchase”

05-06-2007, 04:17 PM	#3
Lyrical Messiah Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: NVH The Home of the Brave 3rd Wall 4 Life Posts: 1,776 Repped: 74 Repped 123 Times in 41 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 2 Times in 1 Post	I Just Heard THat Vakill Track WIth That Punch

05-06-2007, 04:25 PM	#4
B Dope Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,051 Repped: 638 Repped 375 Times in 112 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I jumped out the lincon, left him stinking// Put his brains on the sidewalk now u can see what he was just thinkin// Big L I miss quoted it though

05-06-2007, 04:26 PM	#5
Lyrical Messiah Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: NVH The Home of the Brave 3rd Wall 4 Life Posts: 1,776 Repped: 74 Repped 123 Times in 41 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 2 Times in 1 Post	Go ahead young boy keep taking you chances I'ma find your family tree and start breaking the branches' - Reign Man

05-06-2007, 06:16 PM	#9
~Menace~ Lonnel- Virgin Join Date: May 2006 Location: AZ ho Posts: 1,753 Repped: 116 Repped 38 Times in 16 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	holds laugh until maz posts a joe budden punch

05-06-2007, 06:40 PM	#12
BUCK_MARLEY Veteran Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Land of the BC BUD Posts: 1,196 Repped: 34 Repped 17 Times in 9 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	CHAMILLIONAIRE - YOU GOT WRECKED 2 many punchlines 2 list

05-06-2007, 06:59 PM	#13
Teknikal The Franchize Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 240 Repped: 0 Repped 3 Times in 3 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	"Yall rely on M-16's like D12" - Apathy "Check the SHINES, I'M THE MAN// And if these jewellers keep throwin me watches.. I'll have too much TIME ON MY HANDS" - JR Writer "I COMMAND IT PERFECTLY// I'm tryna figure out how the fuck PLANET MERCURY PLANNED A VERSE FOR ME!!" - The Saurus (battlin some fat guy in a red shirt) You can look up The Saurus battles on YouTube.. He KILLS it in the tag team battles with Illmaculate.. __________________ "The Franchize" - Hosted by DJ Smallz.. COMING SOON! TEKNIKAL45.COM MYSPACE.COM/TEKNIKAL45 SOUNDCLICK.COM/TEKNIKALT3

05-06-2007, 07:34 PM	#15
KING BHOB P.O.L.O/Attention:Deficit Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: East Side Pennsylvania Posts: 2,189 Repped: 0 Repped 590 Times in 201 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 25 Times in 20 Posts	Perfect Stranger...i See Shit Like Nobody __________________ >\|>\|>\|> http://twitter.com/KingBhob <\|<\|<\|< >>>>>>>LIFE

05-06-2007, 07:40 PM	#16
Komplex Poetic Swagger Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,164 Repped: 117 Repped 99 Times in 50 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 2 Times in 2 Posts	"Treat you like milk..I do nothin but spoil you"-Lil Flip "I'm hot like light"-Lil Wayne __________________ "Set up to be a loser but was made to be a winner If they paint Hip Hop I bet my face be in the picture If they wrote a Rap Bible bet my name be in the scriptures If shorty say I'm her Idol, bet her face be in my zipper"-Joell Ortiz

05-06-2007, 07:42 PM	#17
Teknikal The Franchize Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 240 Repped: 0 Repped 3 Times in 3 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	^ Fam.. Juss don't post in this thread again. __________________ "The Franchize" - Hosted by DJ Smallz.. COMING SOON! TEKNIKAL45.COM MYSPACE.COM/TEKNIKAL45 SOUNDCLICK.COM/TEKNIKALT3

05-06-2007, 07:48 PM	#19
Lyrikcha So Kiss my ass BIOTCHES Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: woodbridge, VA Posts: 6,373 Repped: 11 Repped 793 Times in 298 Posts Neg Reps: 7 Neg Repped at 56 Times in 44 Posts	Banks be on some other shit "I got a long line of hoes like fire trucks" "I been apart of God's plan since the sonigram" "I done been threw more trees then a orangutans" "and as fars them clips u know how gorillas feel about bananas" "my weed supply can feel up the pouch of a kangeroo" "hoes rushin me without the Tag spray on" "ur bread thin as a razor phone" "I'll catch ya and cut ya, ur scar'll look like a japanese letter" "still on stage with the hammer like Gallagher" "We run the city thats why my feet so sore" "I'll button all u niggas up like Jay-z" "thats why ur bitch blowin on me like nintendo games" "Cut a nigga shit faster than Grand master flash" "I'll leave a nigga with more holes then the PGA" "Im a pull the trey out like the back of an airplane chair" "when ever I slide through im high off skunk with a pump that will leave a nigga red as a pyru" "she done laid her head next to more balls then spegetti" "I wave at the haters got them root canal sick" " I'll throw a bitch out the crib like jazzy jeff" "her pussy killed more niggas then a liquor store" " i got 3 magnums the gun, car, and the rubber" "my wrist chunky like campbells soup" "i'll have niggas scrapin the skin off ur face with the same shit to pill a potato" "u dont wanna see my blockin formin thats a 101 dogs and i dont mean the ones with the spots on em" "when I spit u hear more Oow's then a skip to my lou move at the rucker" "they harrass us in the airport like im the one thats blowin shit up" "the pump will make u jump like Criss cross" "theres enough bullets in here to hit every NBA patch on em" "we can spray at ur feet and have u on ur bulevard C-walkin" "Big heads will fly through ur door like Casper" "Im hungry like a south african with flies stuck to his face" "I rap for the kids that to poor to waste eggs on halloween" "smokin outta bags big enough to fit on vacuum cleaners" "and when im done with ur ass Aladdin wont be the only one on the carpet" "I'll leave u in water like the statue of liberty" "the sawed off will microwave a nigga like adolf hitler" "and I hear u when u whisper got the ear of Ray charles" "I only serve a bitch once so they treat my dick like the last supper" "touchin my door bells the only way I put a ring on ur finger" "got niggas runnin like the KKK's around" "the doctor will put more staples in ur ass then a telephone" "we gon be here forever ur temporary like baby teeth" "im like a back catcher, give u a sign then throw something at ya" "the pound'll spin u around like the young james brown" " my niggas gettin so much ammo if u reach in the couch for loose change u probably feel on a handle" "as long as im here im gonna grab checks and make my cash stretch longer than giraff necks" "i'll have ur man walkin round with another rest in peace tattoo" "nigga u aint invincible even super man in a wheel chair" "the only time u left ur hood is on monopoly boards" __________________ No, I don't like you, Yes, you are a better emcee then Chambers, I give props where props are due.-Smoke1Life

05-06-2007, 08:09 PM	#20
Shogun Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 718 Repped: 0 Repped 13 Times in 12 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 4 Times in 4 Posts	^ None of those are particularly "good" &, what's worse, several of them had been kicked a decade before Banks arrived on the scene.

05-06-2007, 08:11 PM	#21
LaWN NAiL Lonnel Join Date: May 2006 Location: chicago Posts: 3,199 Repped: 190 Repped 352 Times in 108 Posts Neg Reps: 16 Neg Repped at 85 Times in 33 Posts	These Niggaz Spittin Crap With A Gay Expression.. .............Can't Even "Say Shit" Witta "Straight Face"..

05-06-2007, 09:12 PM	#22
~Menace~ Lonnel- Virgin Join Date: May 2006 Location: AZ ho Posts: 1,753 Repped: 116 Repped 38 Times in 16 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	g...-l...-a-m...o-r...-o-u-s- fergy ferg...breakin them syllables down like whoa

05-06-2007, 10:32 PM	#24
KING BHOB P.O.L.O/Attention:Deficit Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: East Side Pennsylvania Posts: 2,189 Repped: 0 Repped 590 Times in 201 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 25 Times in 20 Posts	i dont even wanna body this thread __________________ >\|>\|>\|> http://twitter.com/KingBhob <\|<\|<\|< >>>>>>>LIFE

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