Eminem- Taking My Ball

skitershady · 10-17-2009, 02:36 PM

Come on, man!
Come on, man!
Okay!

(chorus)
IT FEELS SO WRONG ‘CAUSE IT FEELS SO RIGHT, BUT IT’S ALRIGHT, IT’S OKAY WITH ME
I’LL DO MY STEPS ALL BY MYSELF, I DON’T NEED NOBODY TO PLAY WITH ME
BUT IF YOU JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE, I CAN PUT YOU IN A TRANCE THE WAY I DANCE
BUT DON’T NOBODY WANNA PLAY WITH ME, SO I’M TAKING MY BALL AND GOING HOME… (HOME…)

Verse 1

I’m that guy, man, shove a diamond up my hind end
And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals
Slut, poke holes in your shirt, jump in mud puddles
While I stomp mud holes in ya ass, girl, now let’s cuddle
Blood curdlin’, you’re gurglin’ on your blood, what’ll
I do for my next trick? I’m feelin’ wonderful
I think I might just do somethin’ a little less subtle
Shove a fuckin’ Tonka truck up a little kid’s butthole
Feel the wrath of a psychopath, slash ambassador
Of the Valentine Day massacre
Slash assassin, I slash her in her ass wit’ a
Icicle and leave her lay in a blood bath, while I put a catheter
In, and jump in the bath wit’ her
In my Spider-Man mask, man, just imagine
The fun I can have wit’ a strap-on
Stick it up Kim Kardashian’s ass and make the bitch run a triathlon
Are those pistachios? Damn, I’d like to have some
Layin’ on the patio, man, rolling a fat one
Shady, drop the magic marker, put the cap on
Goddamn, man, are you that much of an asshole?

(chorus)

IT FEELS SO WRONG ‘CAUSE IT FEELS SO RIGHT, BUT IT’S ALRIGHT, IT’S OKAY WITH ME
I’LL DO MY STEPS ALL BY MYSELF, I DON’T NEED NOBODY TO PLAY WITH ME
BUT IF YOU JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE, I CAN PUT YOU IN A TRANCE THE WAY I DANCE
BUT DON’T NOBODY WANNA PLAY WITH ME, SO I’M TAKING MY BALL AND GOING HOME… (HOME…)

Verse 2

I’m like Houdini
Tuck my teeny, eenie weenie between each
One of my thighs, and make it disappear like a genie
Make the shit disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini
Believe me homie, you don’t know the meaning of a meanie
They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter
I’m tryin’ to maneuver the Hoover up in your poop shoot, don’t move or ya
Might get it stuck so fuckin’ far up in your uvula
You ain’t gonna know what he was tryin’ to do to your gluteus
Totally tubular, sniffing glue through a tube in the studio
Now who do you think is more fruitier?
Wiener smothered in peanut butter, putting on a tube of your
Eye shadow, and man it looked nice, you shoulda seen it mother!
I think I’ll put a piece of art on my Visa card
Then I’ll go beat Mischa Barton wit’ a Cuisinart
Then mosey on over to Rosie O’Donnell’s
With McDonalds, jump in her lap and watch The Sopranos

(Chorus)

IT FEELS SO WRONG ‘CAUSE IT FEELS SO RIGHT, BUT IT’S ALRIGHT, IT’S OKAY WITH ME
I’LL DO MY STEPS ALL BY MYSELF, I DON’T NEED NOBODY TO PLAY WITH ME
BUT IF YOU JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE, I CAN PUT YOU IN A TRANCE THE WAY I DANCE
BUT DON’T NOBODY WANNA PLAY WITH ME, SO I’M TAKING MY BALL AND GOING HOME… (HOME…)

Verse 3

Shady, what are ya doin’ chewin’ on a human?
Grab an aluminum bat, hit Heidi Klum in the back, boom!
And assumin’ the fact that that dude’s in the back room
Usin’ the bathroom, vacuumin’ a raccoon
Skewin’ a rat, a cat, screwin’ a baboon
You shouldn’t ask, “What is he doin’ with that broom?"
You should be glad he ain’t leave you full of stab wounds
You in a trance, I’m back doing my dance, ooh!
But they’re afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair and
Make her wear a bathin’ suit and take her parasailin’
Shady, what do you gotta pick on the lady for?
Why you make her read eighty-four bedtime stories to you in baby talk?
“‘Cause I’m scared, there’s monsters under my bed
Kelly Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet
No wonder my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed
You like graffiti, dyke? Well I can pee-pee and write your name!”

IT FEELS SO WRONG ‘CAUSE IT FEELS SO RIGHT, BUT IT’S ALRIGHT, IT’S OKAY WITH ME
I’LL DO MY STEPS ALL BY MYSELF, I DON’T NEED NOBODY TO PLAY WITH ME
BUT IF YOU JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE, I CAN PUT YOU IN A TRANCE THE WAY I DANCE
BUT DON’T NOBODY WANNA PLAY WITH ME, SO I’M TAKING MY BALL AND GOING HOME… (HOME…)

Fine, nobody wants to play with me?
Fuck you then, bitch!
Guys are always mean to me anyways
All you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff
You guys are gonna make me… make me sad
I’m sad
I’m gonna cry
I’m cryin’!
I wanna tell my mom
Mom!

3percent · 10-17-2009, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Wiener smothered in peanut butter, putting on a tube of your

i think he says Wienes

hgb0005 · 10-18-2009, 03:48 AM

props.....if you transcribed this yourself.....to whoever did these lyrics theyre excellent......

the only part that sounds iffy is the kelly pickler line......but its hard to tell

again props.....cuz most rap lyrics are awfully inaccurate

AIM0001 · 10-19-2009, 03:52 AM

Dis sounds lyke Insane mixed with Medicine Ball......Beats pretty fuckin syck
lyrics are funny n shit n I love eminems flow scheme on this but I can see why it didnt make the final cut. Glad he released it anyway.....Im ready for the serious Relapse 2 album tho

O by the way thxxx fo the lyrics...I repped!

10-17-2009, 02:36 PM	#1
skitershady Veteran Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Tampa Florida Posts: 2,567 Repped: 1,388 Repped 619 Times in 218 Posts Neg Reps: 85 Neg Repped at 46 Times in 33 Posts	Eminem- Taking My Ball Eminem- Taking My Ball Come on, man! Come on, man! Okay! (chorus) IT FEELS SO WRONG ‘CAUSE IT FEELS SO RIGHT, BUT IT’S ALRIGHT, IT’S OKAY WITH ME I’LL DO MY STEPS ALL BY MYSELF, I DON’T NEED NOBODY TO PLAY WITH ME BUT IF YOU JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE, I CAN PUT YOU IN A TRANCE THE WAY I DANCE BUT DON’T NOBODY WANNA PLAY WITH ME, SO I’M TAKING MY BALL AND GOING HOME… (HOME…) Verse 1 I’m that guy, man, shove a diamond up my hind end And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals Slut, poke holes in your shirt, jump in mud puddles While I stomp mud holes in ya ass, girl, now let’s cuddle Blood curdlin’, you’re gurglin’ on your blood, what’ll I do for my next trick? I’m feelin’ wonderful I think I might just do somethin’ a little less subtle Shove a fuckin’ Tonka truck up a little kid’s butthole Feel the wrath of a psychopath, slash ambassador Of the Valentine Day massacre Slash assassin, I slash her in her ass wit’ a Icicle and leave her lay in a blood bath, while I put a catheter In, and jump in the bath wit’ her In my Spider-Man mask, man, just imagine The fun I can have wit’ a strap-on Stick it up Kim Kardashian’s ass and make the bitch run a triathlon Are those pistachios? Damn, I’d like to have some Layin’ on the patio, man, rolling a fat one Shady, drop the magic marker, put the cap on Goddamn, man, are you that much of an asshole? (chorus) IT FEELS SO WRONG ‘CAUSE IT FEELS SO RIGHT, BUT IT’S ALRIGHT, IT’S OKAY WITH ME I’LL DO MY STEPS ALL BY MYSELF, I DON’T NEED NOBODY TO PLAY WITH ME BUT IF YOU JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE, I CAN PUT YOU IN A TRANCE THE WAY I DANCE BUT DON’T NOBODY WANNA PLAY WITH ME, SO I’M TAKING MY BALL AND GOING HOME… (HOME…) Verse 2 I’m like Houdini Tuck my teeny, eenie weenie between each One of my thighs, and make it disappear like a genie Make the shit disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini Believe me homie, you don’t know the meaning of a meanie They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter I’m tryin’ to maneuver the Hoover up in your poop shoot, don’t move or ya Might get it stuck so fuckin’ far up in your uvula You ain’t gonna know what he was tryin’ to do to your gluteus Totally tubular, sniffing glue through a tube in the studio Now who do you think is more fruitier? Wiener smothered in peanut butter, putting on a tube of your Eye shadow, and man it looked nice, you shoulda seen it mother! I think I’ll put a piece of art on my Visa card Then I’ll go beat Mischa Barton wit’ a Cuisinart Then mosey on over to Rosie O’Donnell’s With McDonalds, jump in her lap and watch The Sopranos (Chorus) IT FEELS SO WRONG ‘CAUSE IT FEELS SO RIGHT, BUT IT’S ALRIGHT, IT’S OKAY WITH ME I’LL DO MY STEPS ALL BY MYSELF, I DON’T NEED NOBODY TO PLAY WITH ME BUT IF YOU JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE, I CAN PUT YOU IN A TRANCE THE WAY I DANCE BUT DON’T NOBODY WANNA PLAY WITH ME, SO I’M TAKING MY BALL AND GOING HOME… (HOME…) Verse 3 Shady, what are ya doin’ chewin’ on a human? Grab an aluminum bat, hit Heidi Klum in the back, boom! And assumin’ the fact that that dude’s in the back room Usin’ the bathroom, vacuumin’ a raccoon Skewin’ a rat, a cat, screwin’ a baboon You shouldn’t ask, “What is he doin’ with that broom?" You should be glad he ain’t leave you full of stab wounds You in a trance, I’m back doing my dance, ooh! But they’re afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair and Make her wear a bathin’ suit and take her parasailin’ Shady, what do you gotta pick on the lady for? Why you make her read eighty-four bedtime stories to you in baby talk? “‘Cause I’m scared, there’s monsters under my bed Kelly Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet No wonder my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed You like graffiti, dyke? Well I can pee-pee and write your name!” IT FEELS SO WRONG ‘CAUSE IT FEELS SO RIGHT, BUT IT’S ALRIGHT, IT’S OKAY WITH ME I’LL DO MY STEPS ALL BY MYSELF, I DON’T NEED NOBODY TO PLAY WITH ME BUT IF YOU JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE, I CAN PUT YOU IN A TRANCE THE WAY I DANCE BUT DON’T NOBODY WANNA PLAY WITH ME, SO I’M TAKING MY BALL AND GOING HOME… (HOME…) Fine, nobody wants to play with me? Fuck you then, bitch! Guys are always mean to me anyways All you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff You guys are gonna make me… make me sad I’m sad I’m gonna cry I’m cryin’! I wanna tell my mom Mom!

10-19-2009, 03:52 AM	#4
AIM0001 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: CO Posts: 90 Repped: 11 Repped 15 Times in 11 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 1 Time in 1 Post	Dis sounds lyke Insane mixed with Medicine Ball......Beats pretty fuckin syck lyrics are funny n shit n I love eminems flow scheme on this but I can see why it didnt make the final cut. Glad he released it anyway.....Im ready for the serious Relapse 2 album tho O by the way thxxx fo the lyrics...I repped! __________________ Here today, gone tomorrow, but you'd have to walk a thousand miles...

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10-18-2009, 03:48 AM	#3
hgb0005 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: texas Posts: 405 Repped: 4 Repped 2 Times in 2 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	props.....if you transcribed this yourself.....to whoever did these lyrics theyre excellent...... the only part that sounds iffy is the kelly pickler line......but its hard to tell again props.....cuz most rap lyrics are awfully inaccurate