Eminem - Insane

s2 Odie · 05-08-2009, 02:29 AM

i was born with a dick in my brain, yea fucked in the head
my stepfather said that i sucked in the bed
till one night he snuck in and said
"where going out back i want my dick sucked in the shed"
cant we just play with teddy ruckspin instead?
after i fuck you in the butt, get some head
bust a nut, get some rest
the next day my mother said
"i dont know what the fucks up with this kid"
the bastard wont even eat, nothin hes fed
he just hung himself in the bedroom hes dead
debbie dont let that fucker get you upset
go in there, stick a fuckin ciggarette to his neck
i bet you hes fakin it i bet you i bet
he probably just wants to see how upset you would get
i'll go handle this of course unless you object
aww go fuck his brains out if any's left in his head

if you could count the skeletons in my closet
under my bed n up under my faucet
then you would know ive completely lost it
is he nuts? no hes insane (x2)

nah fucker tried to bite my face off
i just got fuckin chased off with a chainsaw
then he took the chainsaw n bit the fuckin blades off
ate the blades took a baseball and a slingshot
then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop
took his eye out, picked it up n played ping pong
then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
that motherfuckers got nuts like king kong
then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
and he laid all up underneath it with the thang on
then he took his pants, he took every fuckin thing off
everything cept his tanktop and his trainin bra
aint he raw yea, maniac thats shady dog
man that motherfuckers gangsta aint he dog
shady dog what be goin through that fuckin brain of yours
say no more what the fuck you waitin for?
sing along

if you could count the skeletons in my closet
under my bed n up under my faucet
then you would know ive completely lost it
is he nuts? no hes insane (x2)

dont you know what felch means? (yea) well then tell me
would you rather get felched or do the felching
fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while your belching
burp belch and go back for a second helping
can you dig what im sayin man, can you smell me
i want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me
fuck a little puppy kick the puppy while hes yelping
(shady what the fuck you saying) i dont help me!
what the fucks happening i think im fuckin melting
marshall i just love you boy i care about your well being
no dad i said no i dont need no help peeing
im a big boy i can do it by myself see
i only get naked when the babysitter tells me
she showed me a movie like nightmare on elm street
but it was X and they called it pubic hair on chelsea
well this is called ass rape and were shooting the jail scene

if you could count the skeletons in my closet
under my bed n up under my faucet
then you would know ive completely lost it
is he nuts? no hes insane (x2)

Young Mic · 05-08-2009, 04:00 AM

The first line is a classic already... Lmfao

r1rydr · 05-08-2009, 04:54 AM

Yo this song is classic slim shadyy... its soo funny props on the lyrics... BUY THE ALBUM!

JoshNeal123 · 05-08-2009, 06:53 AM

This song sounds like it could be thrown on MMLP, classic slim shady right here.

ns_diplomat · 05-08-2009, 02:28 PM

haha Em is nuts...nah he's insaneeeeeeeeeee

RELAPSE GO COP IT

MastaKillah · 05-09-2009, 05:52 PM

... tha last part its fuckin crazy...
this songs bangin...

Gbones · 05-09-2009, 11:17 PM

song is classic em

Yung_blaze · 05-10-2009, 06:33 PM

man his flow at tehe start of the 2nd verse was crazy

i aint pissed myself this hard since i herd becouse i got high
shit amazing!!!!

Yung_blaze · 05-10-2009, 06:39 PM

felch mean liking arse rite??

ns_diplomat · 05-13-2009, 02:43 PM

"no dad i said no i dont need no help peeing"

LMAO @ how he says this line

05-08-2009, 02:29 AM	#1
s2 Odie my Balls smell like onion Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: i dont do text so dont ask Posts: 532 Repped: 3 Repped 39 Times in 15 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 8 Times in 2 Posts	Eminem - Insane Eminem - Insane i was born with a dick in my brain, yea fucked in the head my stepfather said that i sucked in the bed till one night he snuck in and said "where going out back i want my dick sucked in the shed" cant we just play with teddy ruckspin instead? after i fuck you in the butt, get some head bust a nut, get some rest the next day my mother said "i dont know what the fucks up with this kid" the bastard wont even eat, nothin hes fed he just hung himself in the bedroom hes dead debbie dont let that fucker get you upset go in there, stick a fuckin ciggarette to his neck i bet you hes fakin it i bet you i bet he probably just wants to see how upset you would get i'll go handle this of course unless you object aww go fuck his brains out if any's left in his head if you could count the skeletons in my closet under my bed n up under my faucet then you would know ive completely lost it is he nuts? no hes insane (x2) nah fucker tried to bite my face off i just got fuckin chased off with a chainsaw then he took the chainsaw n bit the fuckin blades off ate the blades took a baseball and a slingshot then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop took his eye out, picked it up n played ping pong then he played ping pong with his own ding dong that motherfuckers got nuts like king kong then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn and he laid all up underneath it with the thang on then he took his pants, he took every fuckin thing off everything cept his tanktop and his trainin bra aint he raw yea, maniac thats shady dog man that motherfuckers gangsta aint he dog shady dog what be goin through that fuckin brain of yours say no more what the fuck you waitin for? sing along if you could count the skeletons in my closet under my bed n up under my faucet then you would know ive completely lost it is he nuts? no hes insane (x2) dont you know what felch means? (yea) well then tell me would you rather get felched or do the felching fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while your belching burp belch and go back for a second helping can you dig what im sayin man, can you smell me i want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me fuck a little puppy kick the puppy while hes yelping (shady what the fuck you saying) i dont help me! what the fucks happening i think im fuckin melting marshall i just love you boy i care about your well being no dad i said no i dont need no help peeing im a big boy i can do it by myself see i only get naked when the babysitter tells me she showed me a movie like nightmare on elm street but it was X and they called it pubic hair on chelsea well this is called ass rape and were shooting the jail scene if you could count the skeletons in my closet under my bed n up under my faucet then you would know ive completely lost it is he nuts? no hes insane (x2)

05-08-2009, 04:00 AM	#2
Young Mic 9 Elements Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Tbilisi Posts: 1,091 Repped: 181 Repped 175 Times in 84 Posts Neg Reps: 19 Neg Repped at 23 Times in 15 Posts	The first line is a classic already... Lmfao __________________ myspace.com/youngmiconline

05-08-2009, 02:28 PM	#5
ns_diplomat Reppin' 514 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: 514 - MTL - 514 Posts: 14,944 Repped: 664 Repped 1,321 Times in 537 Posts Neg Reps: 42 Neg Repped at 76 Times in 61 Posts	haha Em is nuts...nah he's insaneeeeeeeeeee RELAPSE GO COP IT __________________ G-Unit/Shady/Aftermath!! "Shout out to all the people in Montreal - Montreal is real hood. Real gangsta out there." - Juelz Santana

05-09-2009, 05:52 PM	#6
MastaKillah TK. Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: In Th3 Ho.OD Posts: 1,314 Repped: 532 Repped 388 Times in 98 Posts Neg Reps: 14 Neg Repped at 3 Times in 3 Posts	... tha last part its fuckin crazy... this songs bangin... __________________ fuck all that top5 mc shit,...bitch im tha best mc that empty clips. _____________________________Rockness Monstah

05-09-2009, 11:17 PM	#7
Gbones 1 of thE Original Members Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Nuu Jerz/ Philla!! Stand UP!! Posts: 13,585 Repped: 4,492 Repped 414 Times in 53 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 3 Times in 3 Posts	song is classic em __________________

05-08-2009, 04:54 AM	#3
r1rydr Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 176 Repped: 26 Repped 40 Times in 15 Posts Neg Reps: 9 Neg Repped at 24 Times in 10 Posts	Yo this song is classic slim shadyy... its soo funny props on the lyrics... BUY THE ALBUM!

05-08-2009, 06:53 AM	#4
JoshNeal123 Jay Daniels Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 1,190 Repped: 86 Repped 492 Times in 101 Posts Neg Reps: 17 Neg Repped at 87 Times in 44 Posts	This song sounds like it could be thrown on MMLP, classic slim shady right here.

05-10-2009, 06:33 PM	#8
Yung_blaze Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Location: LONDON Posts: 5,070 Repped: 1,197 Repped 146 Times in 63 Posts Neg Reps: 7 Neg Repped at 5 Times in 4 Posts	man his flow at tehe start of the 2nd verse was crazy i aint pissed myself this hard since i herd becouse i got high shit amazing!!!! __________________ Play with the best die like the rest G_UNIT_THUG: Props 50, you da real fif?

05-10-2009, 06:39 PM	#9
Yung_blaze Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Location: LONDON Posts: 5,070 Repped: 1,197 Repped 146 Times in 63 Posts Neg Reps: 7 Neg Repped at 5 Times in 4 Posts	felch mean liking arse rite?? __________________ Play with the best die like the rest G_UNIT_THUG: Props 50, you da real fif?

05-13-2009, 02:43 PM	#10
ns_diplomat Reppin' 514 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: 514 - MTL - 514 Posts: 14,944 Repped: 664 Repped 1,321 Times in 537 Posts Neg Reps: 42 Neg Repped at 76 Times in 61 Posts	"no dad i said no i dont need no help peeing" LMAO @ how he says this line __________________ G-Unit/Shady/Aftermath!! "Shout out to all the people in Montreal - Montreal is real hood. Real gangsta out there." - Juelz Santana

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