Article "I Ain’t No Joke" - 11 Rappers That Should Do Stand-Up Comedy

shade45radio · 10-11-2009, 01:25 PM

By XXL Mag

Rule No. 1 in surviving in the entertainment industry is having more than one hustle. Rappers have been hip to that for a minute—launching labels, clothing lines, fragrances and acting careers. Lately it seems like comedians have started to follow suit by picking up the mic. Instead of droppin’ funny lines, though, they’re spittin’ hot ones.

Funnyman Katt Williams signed with Dipset as an artist back in 2005. Although that never resulted in an album, Katt has dropped sporadic records since then—including his Young Gunz dis track “Palm Pilot” with Game. Ice Cube’s comedic homie Mike Epps has gotten in on the act as well. Just last month he teamed up with Young Dro and Durrough for the Nitti-produced “Ain’t You You.”

Longtime jokester Affion Crockett has made a steady name for himself in hip-hop circles with his music video spoofs of everyone from Jay-Z to Kanye West that reveals he got a little flow, too.

With all these comedians impeding on rappers’ turf, XXLMag.com decided to compile a list of witty MCs with the comedic chops to return the favor. These rappers ain’t no joke, but if they play their cards right they could get laughs or die tryin’. —Anslem Samuel

YUNG BERG

Already the laughing stock of the industry, Berg could transform his punching bag image into a good thing. Physical comedy made the Three Stooges a household name and we’re sure the often-abused rapper could find two willing rhyming partners to slap him around stage just for the hell of it.

GHOSTFACE

With an affinity for nursery rhymes, graphic sex talk and tall tales, Ghost is like the hip-hop version of Andrew Dice Clay. Already putting his charismatic personality and subtle sense of humor on display with his online series, Wizdom of the Week, Starks could easily be the next Bad Boy of Comedy.

LIL MAMA

After crashin’ Jay-Z and Alicia Keys’ “Empire State of Mind” performance at this year’s VMA’s, Lil’ Mama is already considered more of a joke. Why not use that to her advantage by embracing the constant laughter and jeers. Who knows, she might eventually become hip-hop’s original Queen Princess of Comedy. Let’s just hope she doesn’t try to hop on stage in the middle of Mo’Nique’s set ’cause big mama don’t play that.

CAM'RON

During the course of his career, Cam has been responsible for some of hip-hop’s funniest sayings and one-liners. From calling out Jay-Z for wearing chancletas and coining the phrase “swagger jacker” to turning 50 Cent’s government name into a chant (“show some courtesy, Cuuurtiiis”), doggie definitely knows how to keep the laughs coming. Comedy Central should holla at Cam for their next celebrity roast.

BIZ MARKIE

Biz might be one of the original Kings of Hip-Hop Comedy. At the start of his career, the Juice Crew member made a name for himself with jokey records like “Pickin’ Boogers,” “The Dragon” and “T.S.R. (Toilet Stool Rap)” and hilarious music videos. What better way for the rap veteran to make a comeback than by putting his comedic skills to use on the stand-up circuit.

KANYE WEST

Never afraid to say what’s on his mind and always in the middle of some sort of controversy, Kanye would make a perfect comic. He’s already got the witty lyrics and thick skin to do a one-man stand-up special. With 808s & Heartbreaks he proved that he could make a platinum-selling disc of AutoTune hits; so why couldn’t ’Ye produce a successful comedy album, as well? Just give a Black man a chance.

EMINEM

Em has never had any qualms about displaying his sick sense of humor. His albums are chockfull of twisted punch lines and he even allowed himself to be the butt of the joke when “Bruno” dropped down from the ceiling during this year’s MTV Movie Awards. After holding his own against veteran funnyman Tracy Morgan at the VMA’s, there’s no doubt that Em could throw some serious shade on the comedy game.

FLAVOR FLAV

For the past few years, the rapper-turned-reality-TV-star has made the ladies and audiences laugh at his crazy antics and catch phrases. Transitioning into full-time comedy is a no brainer. With his Viking hat and various clocks, he already has set props and could easily fill that Carrot Top lane. Besides Flav’s a natural for “physical” comedy, because let’s face it, physically he looks pretty funny.

REDMAN & METHOD MAN

Known for their outrageous music videos, Red and Meth are longtime funnymen that actually have a leg up on the comedy competition. Remember the dynamic duo’s pilot for their MTV series Stung, where they pranked hip-hop stars and fans? Well, if Ashton Kutcher hadn’t swagger jacked their idea a year later, Red and Meth could’ve been hip-hop’s Abbott and Costello.

AND FINALLY....THE KING OF COMEDY...50 CENT

50’s affinity for cracking jokes on rap rivals is infamous. So much so, the G-Unit general has made a career of ending careers with his punch lines and hilarious online clips. In fact, his “Pimpin’ Curly” character—who narrated a sex tape featuring one of Rick Ross’s baby mamas—was voted 50’s best online skit in a recent XXLMag.com reader poll. Already known as the SoundScan Killer, Curtis the Comedian would knock ’em dead with a Vegas stand-up act. 50 always has the last laugh anyway.

Europe Guy · 10-11-2009, 02:15 PM

lmfao at yung berg one

SouthSider · 10-11-2009, 02:19 PM

just cause they're funny dont mean they should do stand up, they'd probably suck!

stillerfan82 · 10-11-2009, 02:24 PM

Where's game he's fuckin hilarious

BWS Pacific · 10-11-2009, 05:58 PM

Game and 50 are the best.Specially Game...Him calling niggaz "Butt Pirates", Oliver etc...Shit is funny as fuck.

50 clowning Fat Joe and all them, hahah.

Yayo should be there too, he can make a joke and open his eyes at the end wide like Chris Rock Do...That would be some funny shit..

And Eminem/

creepz · 10-11-2009, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BWS Pacific

Game and 50 are the best.Specially Game...Him calling niggaz "Butt Pirates", Oliver etc...Shit is funny as fuck.

50 clowning Fat Joe and all them, hahah.

Yayo should be there too, he can make a joke and open his eyes at the end wide like Chris Rock Do...That would be some funny shit..

And Eminem/

butt pirates? And i never really got that whole oliver thing wasnt funny

LawrenceSouljah · 10-11-2009, 08:51 PM

I heard a long time ago, Styles P actually did some stand up during one of his concerts and was actually pretty good.

10-11-2009, 01:25 PM	#1
shade45radio King of Kings Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: TDOT Posts: 423 Repped: 15 Repped 734 Times in 85 Posts Neg Reps: 17 Neg Repped at 9 Times in 4 Posts	"I Ain’t No Joke" - 11 Rappers That Should Do Stand-Up Comedy "I Ain’t No Joke" - 11 Rappers That Should Do Stand-Up Comedy By XXL Mag Rule No. 1 in surviving in the entertainment industry is having more than one hustle. Rappers have been hip to that for a minute—launching labels, clothing lines, fragrances and acting careers. Lately it seems like comedians have started to follow suit by picking up the mic. Instead of droppin’ funny lines, though, they’re spittin’ hot ones. Funnyman Katt Williams signed with Dipset as an artist back in 2005. Although that never resulted in an album, Katt has dropped sporadic records since then—including his Young Gunz dis track “Palm Pilot” with Game. Ice Cube’s comedic homie Mike Epps has gotten in on the act as well. Just last month he teamed up with Young Dro and Durrough for the Nitti-produced “Ain’t You You.” Longtime jokester Affion Crockett has made a steady name for himself in hip-hop circles with his music video spoofs of everyone from Jay-Z to Kanye West that reveals he got a little flow, too. With all these comedians impeding on rappers’ turf, XXLMag.com decided to compile a list of witty MCs with the comedic chops to return the favor. These rappers ain’t no joke, but if they play their cards right they could get laughs or die tryin’. —Anslem Samuel YUNG BERG Already the laughing stock of the industry, Berg could transform his punching bag image into a good thing. Physical comedy made the Three Stooges a household name and we’re sure the often-abused rapper could find two willing rhyming partners to slap him around stage just for the hell of it. GHOSTFACE With an affinity for nursery rhymes, graphic sex talk and tall tales, Ghost is like the hip-hop version of Andrew Dice Clay. Already putting his charismatic personality and subtle sense of humor on display with his online series, Wizdom of the Week, Starks could easily be the next Bad Boy of Comedy. LIL MAMA After crashin’ Jay-Z and Alicia Keys’ “Empire State of Mind” performance at this year’s VMA’s, Lil’ Mama is already considered more of a joke. Why not use that to her advantage by embracing the constant laughter and jeers. Who knows, she might eventually become hip-hop’s original Queen Princess of Comedy. Let’s just hope she doesn’t try to hop on stage in the middle of Mo’Nique’s set ’cause big mama don’t play that. CAM'RON During the course of his career, Cam has been responsible for some of hip-hop’s funniest sayings and one-liners. From calling out Jay-Z for wearing chancletas and coining the phrase “swagger jacker” to turning 50 Cent’s government name into a chant (“show some courtesy, Cuuurtiiis”), doggie definitely knows how to keep the laughs coming. Comedy Central should holla at Cam for their next celebrity roast. BIZ MARKIE Biz might be one of the original Kings of Hip-Hop Comedy. At the start of his career, the Juice Crew member made a name for himself with jokey records like “Pickin’ Boogers,” “The Dragon” and “T.S.R. (Toilet Stool Rap)” and hilarious music videos. What better way for the rap veteran to make a comeback than by putting his comedic skills to use on the stand-up circuit. KANYE WEST Never afraid to say what’s on his mind and always in the middle of some sort of controversy, Kanye would make a perfect comic. He’s already got the witty lyrics and thick skin to do a one-man stand-up special. With 808s & Heartbreaks he proved that he could make a platinum-selling disc of AutoTune hits; so why couldn’t ’Ye produce a successful comedy album, as well? Just give a Black man a chance. EMINEM Em has never had any qualms about displaying his sick sense of humor. His albums are chockfull of twisted punch lines and he even allowed himself to be the butt of the joke when “Bruno” dropped down from the ceiling during this year’s MTV Movie Awards. After holding his own against veteran funnyman Tracy Morgan at the VMA’s, there’s no doubt that Em could throw some serious shade on the comedy game. FLAVOR FLAV For the past few years, the rapper-turned-reality-TV-star has made the ladies and audiences laugh at his crazy antics and catch phrases. Transitioning into full-time comedy is a no brainer. With his Viking hat and various clocks, he already has set props and could easily fill that Carrot Top lane. Besides Flav’s a natural for “physical” comedy, because let’s face it, physically he looks pretty funny. REDMAN & METHOD MAN Known for their outrageous music videos, Red and Meth are longtime funnymen that actually have a leg up on the comedy competition. Remember the dynamic duo’s pilot for their MTV series Stung, where they pranked hip-hop stars and fans? Well, if Ashton Kutcher hadn’t swagger jacked their idea a year later, Red and Meth could’ve been hip-hop’s Abbott and Costello. AND FINALLY....THE KING OF COMEDY...50 CENT 50’s affinity for cracking jokes on rap rivals is infamous. So much so, the G-Unit general has made a career of ending careers with his punch lines and hilarious online clips. In fact, his “Pimpin’ Curly” character—who narrated a sex tape featuring one of Rick Ross’s baby mamas—was voted 50’s best online skit in a recent XXLMag.com reader poll. Already known as the SoundScan Killer, Curtis the Comedian would knock ’em dead with a Vegas stand-up act. 50 always has the last laugh anyway. __________________

10-11-2009, 02:19 PM	#3
SouthSider Mr. What It Do Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Tha Infamous (Southside LDN) Posts: 1,682 Repped: 454 Repped 770 Times in 159 Posts Neg Reps: 28 Neg Repped at 25 Times in 19 Posts	just cause they're funny dont mean they should do stand up, they'd probably suck! __________________ The most anticipated artist with no CD to sell But ya'll feelin every word like you readin in brail Get it? Big Paybacc

10-11-2009, 02:24 PM	#4
stillerfan82 615Blackwallstreet Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,016 Repped: 147 Repped 554 Times in 166 Posts Neg Reps: 38 Neg Repped at 51 Times in 28 Posts	Where's game he's fuckin hilarious __________________ "Sick of niggas talkin bout the cases they got, that shit dont make you gangsta that just mean you got caught"

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LawrenceSouljah Veteran Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,200 Repped: 698 Repped 147 Times in 88 Posts Neg Reps: 2 Neg Repped at 7 Times in 5 Posts	I heard a long time ago, Styles P actually did some stand up during one of his concerts and was actually pretty good. __________________ I see you using an old style, I wondered where you had learned it from. You know very well, it's yours too Last edited by LawrenceSouljah; 10-11-2009 at 11:12 PM.

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10-11-2009, 02:15 PM	#2
Europe Guy Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Lithuania Posts: 2,281 Repped: 501 Repped 224 Times in 108 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 12 Times in 12 Posts	lmfao at yung berg one

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BWS Pacific Banned Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Pacific Posts: 1,541 Repped: 0 Repped 519 Times in 288 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 1,305 Times in 591 Posts	Game and 50 are the best.Specially Game...Him calling niggaz "Butt Pirates", Oliver etc...Shit is funny as fuck. 50 clowning Fat Joe and all them, hahah. Yayo should be there too, he can make a joke and open his eyes at the end wide like Chris Rock Do...That would be some funny shit.. And Eminem/