One_Yaself_Hater

Hey Drake, after you sign your deal, this should be your list of 10 Rap Commandments! Ok I have a confession to make- I don’t hate Drake. I dislike the little light bulb, but I don’t hate him. Over the past 7-8 months, Mr. Drizzy Drake here has accumulated an insane amount of attention via Lil Weezy and his underground efforts Comeback Season, Heartbreak Drake and the “critically acclaimed” So Far Gone.

Personally, I’m not buying into the hype. Some call his growth spurt of a buzz organic, others call it carefully calculated. I call it phish posh. But I’m still giving the Canadian native a chance. Hell, Universal and Atlantic are currently in a bidding war over Drake so how bad could he REALLY be, lol.

With co-signs from the elite (Ye, Weezy, Hov and others) Drake’s spot seemed solidified. Not to mention his current chart topper, “Best IEver Had” has taken a mind of its own and can be heard through every functioning speaker in the UNIVERSE.

So, from this point forth, I’m going to relinquish my stubborn mentality and give the little bugger a chance. Not only that, I’ve decided to offer ten helpful tips to make his transition from underground crumb snatcher to mainstream moocher a bit smoother, lol.

Again, some of these can be taken in jest, but I would strongly advise Drizzy to consider these gestures once he really hits the commercial mainland. I guess if you can’t beat em you might as well join ‘em. F that, I’m not joining this bandwagon ANYTIME soon. ENJOY!

P.S. THIS should also tickle your funny bone as well. And if you’re Jewish, I hope you have a HUGE sense of humor- I’M JUST SAYIN!

Sincerely,

Low “And yes, I wrote this while listening to “Best I Ever Had”. SUE ME” Key

10. Understand the “messiah” like attention you’re receiving now can be taken away in a HEARTBEAT.

9. Don’t EVER co-sign THIS joke; you’ll lose more fans than Chris Brown and Ja Rule combined.

8. If you EVER appear on Funkmaster Flex freestyling from a blackberry again……I swear!!!!!

7. Just because your predecessor has infiltrated the auto-tune into a majority of his material does not give you the green light or the privilege to do the same. Unless you’re rapping about Heartbreaks and light skin headaches, cool, otherwise….STOP IT!

6. If you see Karrine Stephens in arms reach, book a flight to the opposite side of the country. I can already hear that demented lunatic yelling her new book title now….”Young Money Memoirs Vol.1: Drake Drizzy”. But, if she’s there to see Nicki Minaj, you might wanna stick around for that- I shouldn’t have to tell you why.

5. If you adopt anything from Kanye West, the LAST thing it should be is THIS. It’s totally not cool YOU’VE mastered the move already. STOP IT!

4.) I understand your complexion is lighter than Paris Hilton, but if I EVER see or hear you say “I’m bringing light skinned brothers back to the top” you might as well go back to T-Dot.

3.) I would strongly suggest you A.) Stop screaming “Rihanna, I love you baby” in public and B.) Kissing HER in public.4.

2.) Instead of thanking Lil Wayne for reviving your career, you need to thank the producer (Boi-1da) of “Best I Ever Had”. A.) That’s the sole reason I’m writing this list and B.) You could potentially perform that song anywhere in the WORLD (lucky prick lol.)

1.) If Weezy decides to call you his son, grab all your luggage and SPRINT in the opposite direction. Your star power hasn’t surpassed any level for us to ignore another lip locking session within the Cash Money family.

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Raskae

he has the same buzz Asher Roth had, Drake drake drake all i hear.

and how big asher is? 100k sold? aint nobody give a fuck about them, numbers dont matter, but hey, Em Sold 12 mils with first shit, 50 too, Game 6 mils...These niggaz are supposed to be something new? well, they aint.

Street Disciple

^Word the fuck up.

I dont see nothin special in these new cats; just some homo, weird and corny shit going on....

If they got so many fans and so much buzz.........drop the album and sell more than what Raskae listed.....

Fuckin homos sayin Gangsta Rap is dead......

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kingjanjic

homie its 2009, em, 50, jayz, kanye, ti, lil wayne couldnt sell 12million TOGETHER NOW, so dont expect drake to have big numbers, his just building his brand so he can get sponsership deals, his album will do like 100-200k tops cuz clearly the music industry is dieing, well atleast hip hop

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Maully Da Don

whoever wrote this was tryin too hard 2 be funny...

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ns_diplomat

im pretty sure he has a bigger buzz than Asher Roth. Come on man
Best I Ever Had is bigger than that College shit...

Asher Roth = Labels tryna make a new Eminem, and it failed

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EastCoastDon

drake is rediculous right now, its all i hear about, theres rumors of him fucking these r and b bitches, he deff doin something right. i think hell do more than 200, hes like the better version of wayne cuz he can actually sing so i say newhere round 300 and up first week, wenever it comes out, which im hoping soon if he wants to cash in on the success from best i ever had

D.Dude313

#1 thing he should remember..Degrassi, long live wheelchair jimmy

iRuNnY

With the Crisis we are in those days, People are more Downloadin', Stopped buying albums ( just look at Relapse, it was dwnl'ed 2 weeks before ... ).

Nowadays, Honestly, Nobody Can't do like 12 millions or more ...


Ps: Numbers Sells don't matter !! For me "Relapse" for example is the 2009 HOTTEST ALBUM even if he sells 600.000 copies or 3.000.000, even more ...

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YoUnG CaLi

you guys have to be the dumbest niggas on planet earth...he has the same buzz ass asher roth??? never....his buzz is wayyy bigger then asher roth.....drakes single is off a mixtape...lol...asher roth had a album single.....hes gonna sale atleats 350 thou first week....call his shit corny or whatever you want, at the end of the day hes the hottest rapper out....

gangster rap is been dead...lol.....fukk outta here with that shit....all these european white boys tryna be black talking bout gangster rap...go 2 sleep with that shit....

that wheel chair jimmy shit is gonna get him a couple 100 thou sold...just off the fans of that show hell get records sold.....

this nigga is gonna sale because my fukn sister like his shit...lol....my sisters......i remeber when 50 came out, all these girls in they car singin "go shawty its ur birthday"....lol....im not saying hell ever do 50 numbers but hell outsale any "gangster rap" album from this year...em is not gangster rap so shut that up....

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"Thank me later,first week I'm taking all bets, because a million copies really isn't farfetched"-drake

21andComptonBLVD

The only people that will buy Aubrey Drake Graham's album will be mostly late teen girls(Young Cali)...that's just how his music is, he ain't got that charisma ya know?

YoUnG CaLi

You're white talking about 21andcomptonblvd.....stop it son...

Don't get mad cuz a nigga named abruey is gonna out sale your favorite rapper....lol.....its funny how everytime someone is on top of the game, there's hella haters that jump out the woodworks.....when 50 came out..haters...when em was coming...haters.....when wayne started to get hot...haters...when kanye beat 50...haters......haters haters haters....when game went number 1 haters....lol....its just the way of life, you haters have to hate to make the world go round....I just don't understand how grown ass men can be haters all in the open like that....you don't care that you look and sound like a female when you hate like that????

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LawrenceSouljah

This one had me on the floor.

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YoungRa

LOL At This thread
drake is getting alot of lil wayne fanz.........
he will easily go over 300k if the promotion and the singles are proper....
but i gotta hear some agressive Or a hype song from drake kuz all the shit he put out are slow tempo.....but drake is never wack....and his buzz is krazy thankz to weezy fanz....lmao

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Raskae

Read My Sig, Jimmy Jones had #1 Single, Three Six Mafia, all them.

Drake has no buzz, noboody knows who he is, no matter how media twists new rappers like that, they come out and flop.

YoUnG CaLi

Lol..you must not get out your house 2 much...he's has the most. Buzz in the last couple of years...like I said...he has a mixtape song on the radio.....who have you seen with that??? He will sale at the least 350 thousand...at the least...I wouldn't be suprised if he sold 500 thou first week....but I'm talking a bout unites states....your from somewhere in europe so he might not have a buzz out there...so I understand what ur talking about, but in the US.......he has hella buzzzzz

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21andComptonBLVD

Yeah ok cus you know what I look like and know where I'm from right? Shut the fuck up with that ignorant shit, for one, I'm 100% Spanish, and two, I don't think that bitch will ever outsell Banks or Em.

Mr Wavez

The fact that this lame ass nigga typed this about a rapper that supposedly "has no buzz/doesnt matter" says a lot.

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New West Order

last time i checked people from spain were white

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kid juice

word up.....
niggas always gotta fukn hate...
who gives a Fuck bout who gon buy dudes album. as long as dude sells. u think dude gives a fuck? Damn yall bunch of lil faggs. yall cant ever post something positive unless its yall favorite rapper u faggs... stop worrying bout who gon buy drakes album..... if u dont like his shit just move on but quit hating on dude... dude is talented and he is buzzing up. i aint buying his album but still i aint fukn hating.. yall niggas man up....1

June7

real talk... im from T.O and this nigga got a buzz around here.. alota ppl know him personally and i really dont think he will fail to tell you the truth..

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keepitgangsta

please dont confuse internet with real life bra. first off the economy bad, niggas aint buying albums like that. second off, dude was in the degrassi. shit in itself is a L. third off, nigga from canada. 4th off, niggas that come up under other niggas these days isnt going to go anywhere. 5th, boi is just going to be another lupe fiasco

people think because he down with wayne. he gonna sell like crazy. well he's not wayne. hip hop fans these days kill me. its always somebody newer coming up that get pumped up harrrd. a. either dont have a deal. b. when they drop, they flop

DOMiNATiON

who da fuckk is drake. . . fuck that nigga

MrF50

whats the hype about again???

Street Disciple

Hold up a minute...........European whiteboy? First of all, I'm from the UK; I'm not European, get ya facts straight son. Second, I'm half Black half Pakistani, so please don't base judgements of your ignorance and thoughts. I was tryna put the point across that if Gangster Rap is dead.......then why have have Gangster Rappers sold more in the last 5-7 years than any other rap? I'm not hatin on anybody; personally I haven't heard much of the homie Drakes work so I won't base judgement, but I know fa sure he aint gonna sell BIG numbers COMPARED to Gangster Rapper in which I was trying to imply. Lastly, I grew up on Gangster Rap when NWA, Wu-Tang, B.I.G., Pac etc. were killin shit so that inflicts a lot on my opinion and what I think about todays rap. Now.............tell me why the aggresion? Re-evaluate your dumbass and sit the fuck down.........

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