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Well, well, well. Fresh off the plane with my wife from our second honeymoon on the beautiful secluded islands of the Maldives and what do I find in my email box? A mediocre (at best) Eminem record that sounds like it was written in 2001. At first I thought it was old material that had been dug up from when dude “fantasized” about having a pretend fling with Mariah. I was thinking to myself, “Hey that was before me so it is really none of my business, so I’m going to give him a pass.”
So as I continued to semi enjoy Marshall’s rhyme scheme and flow, I mean let’s be honest dude used to be incredible. He was a witty lyrist with dope delivery and timing. Some even say, one of the best to ever do it. I had nothing but respect for this dude. But all of a sudden I hear my name in the verse! My first reaction was like, “This is his new ****??? Wow, that’s too bad…” Then I felt sorry for him because he must really be stuck in the past. Not only has his music not evolved, but also homeboy is still obsessed with my wife, the same female that wouldn’t let him get to second base from 8 years ago! He even describes his desperate lameness in this bad excuse for storytelling track. That’s some real middle school **** right there! (What type of grown ass man lies about getting with a chick) Only Slim Lamey! LOL!
So as I further examine the track, I hear dude cross the line. He begins to call my wife out of her name! Now as y’all know, I don’t take that type of nonsense lightly. So on some grown man **** I’m instantly like, I got to get at this Lame. I know it’s only entertainment and I’m all for freedom of speech. But I’m from the school of thought where if you are tough enough to talk ****, you got to be tough enough to deal with the consequences that come with tough guy **** talking! Then the little angel on my shoulder said, “No Nicholas, there is no need to play into his negativity. He is just a troubled soul yearning for the lost spotlight. You must be Christ like and turn the other cheek”
But then the dude on the other shoulder said, “ What *****?! Is you scared?! You can’t let no man ever disrespect your wife! Especially not some Peroxide drenched homophobic has-been! This is like some Paquiao vs. Hatton ****! He is underestimating you with his ass out and you can drop him in the first round!”
Then, without listening to either one of the voices on my shoulders, I analyzed the situation from a logical perspective. Am I going to battle Eminem and try to out rap him? No, that would be stupid. The dude is nice on the mic. Even though nowadays he lacks substance, rapping about when he used to be hot. Like when Al Bundy gloats about his High school football prime.
Then I asked myself should I go find this ***** and just whoop his little ass? But that might have just been the Creatine and protein shakes talking! LOL. Even though most people don’t know that I’m nice in the ring and have been training in boxing and Martial Arts for years that would just be childish and silly of me to bully this dude. He clearly has been picked on all his life and I would hate to add to his deep-rooted pain. As we all know he has had a hard life and has major insecurity issues and is very confused and unhappy with himself. So a guy like that doesn’t really need another ass whoopin, he needs a hug. We should really pray for his troubled heart.
So just when the good guy in me is about to emerge and shine through, something hits me… Something bigger than rap beefs, something bigger than jealousy infused insults, something bigger than lackluster attention seeking punchlines, something bigger than artistic expression. I realized, that this so-called man has just disrespected and slanderized one of the world’s most significantly influential artists, one of the most notable BLACK females of our time, the incredibly cherished, globally loved and world-embraced woman of color, Mariah Carey!
Some people may not realize or tend to forget that my wife is a Black woman. And she has had enough difficulty in her life dealing with racial and ethnicity issues. Believe it or not, Mariah is the same racial mixture as our beloved president Barack Obama. [Black Father + White Mother= BLACK]
Maybe I’m going too far, but I thought we got passed the days where white men could spew vulgar obscenities at our beautiful queens and get away with it. What’s next? Are we going to let this trash say something horrible about our lovely first lady, Mrs. Michelle Obama? Or would Marshall have talked sideways out of his neck like this about Oprah Winfrey? This act of racist bigotry cannot go unnoticed. Calling my wife a “cunt” and a “whore” is way worse than anything Don Imus could have ever said. So trust, repercussions will be served. Anybody got Al Sharpton’s number?! LOL
Let’s not forget about Eminem’s amateur mixtape rants of calling African Americans ****** and how he hates “Black *****es”. How did we let him get away with that in the first place?! He is a natural born racist in disguise. Someone tell this coward that he finally barked up the wrong tree. For his entire career he strategically only tried to beef with people he could bully. I mean, what real man picks fights with women? Real MC’s battle other real MC’s. Ask Nas, ask Jay Z, you didn’t see them starting beefs with women! That is truly some punk ****!
So I’m putting this out there now. Marshall Mathers, you need to holler at me on some grown man ****. Man to man, let’s meet up and deal with this like adults. This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, I’m here Pimp!
Your blatant disrespect not just to Black women but ALL women in general must stop. You are a despicable excuse for a man. I can’t even see how you can call yourself a father! Imagine if someone said half the stuff you say about women to your daughter, Hayley. (And I’m pretty sure they will because you got it coming Marshall.) That’s how Karma works.
You sold your little records and made a little bit of change but now you are stepping in the wrong territory. You may have been able to rape and pillage our artform like an old school Caucasian con man and nobody said anything because we respected your talent, but now you’ve made the ultimate mistake. Don’t you know that the black woman is the foundation and the strongest force in our culture? Take notes homey, Elvis would have never disrespected Aretha Franklin or Diana Ross. You were supposed to just do your little song and dance, make your little racist money and call it a day. But no, you had to dishonor the black man’s most precious counterpart.
I’m taking full action on you Eminem. I don’t know why no one has stood up to your ***** ass yet. But I guess it’s going to take a corny, wack rapping, boy toy from Nickelodeon to set you straight. And trust, I am going to be relentless. Even though I got a lot of other obligations and occupations, you are my new full time job “homey”! As a matter of fact I think you going to bring my wack rhymes out of retirement! That’s right haters; you can thank Eminem because I’m going to start rapping again! LOL Just for him! And don’t forget about the jokes! We coming at you hard body!! Non-stop on your Manic-depressive-Insecure-Maclovin-Nazi- Liza Minelli haircut havin-lookin ass!! [Pause] That’s what I do all day *****!
So Miss Marshall, I’m going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife. This is going to be fun! It’s however you want it! Just remember, you did this to yourself! Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to Corny-ass Nick Cannon!!!

LooseCannon23

.....but he said he wasnt gonna go at him

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mrawesomeness

I guess someone was a bit angry and had the need to write his feelings of when this shit hit the air.

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DeionS

lmao. Nick Cannon must be outta his mind if he thinks he can even "scratch" Em's legacy.

Bagpipes from Baghdad was dope btw.

OVERDOSEakaOD

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

oh nicky no body taken ya ass serious shut up and shit down before you get a headache

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GangstaGangsta

go nick!! eminems a fucking weirdo - he thinks he had a relationship with mariah and now he just stalks her the fucking junkie

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The Real K.I.N.G.

LOL I listened to this album 2 times yesterday and I didn't notice that Em made an entire song dissing Nick and Mariah until I paid close attention I forgot what song it was but shit it was pointless to diss them but the song is still hot. But Mr. Cannon better take a rain check or else...

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OVERDOSEakaOD

i only really come on this site for news dnt really comment but i do notice how gangstagangsta (lol) allways comments on em threads hatin dude needs to get a life

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G-uNIT!!4 LYFE

it was bagpipes from baghdad.....the one that has an arab flow and beat.....it was dope btw

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twenty6s

Some1 is using benzino tricks... the race card shit

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Westsider

this isnt even worth me responding too.....so why am i? lol this cat is a joke you see dude pulled the RACE card HARD.what a FAG. i kinda hope he does go at em. and gets some of his mucis friends too that would be tight. just what eminem needs to fuel his fire.....get the old em back

Eurogang Fedayeen

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Em shouldnt even respond to this shit nick cannon? nick cannon? who the fuck is nick cannon loooool

jg213

Em beefs with pop artists and chicks he aint never really had a battle with anybody descent to think about it. briney spears, back street boys, kardasham, guess nick seems like his usual sort of target someone from kids tv

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CityFLOW

Ahh..Hip Hop..Y so Serious?

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Bkjj11

nick cannon is going to lose...sad

if jeter came out and said man i beated mariah up real good, would he pull that race card?

and nick is acting like a lover boy sayin stop dissin women haha, that lil hollywood life must of had him forget on what women are really like...

and he mentioned em daughter, , and he said he wasnt going to rap @ him, now he said he is, then wants em to call him, lmao like nick was typing UPSET...

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GangstaGangsta

shutup bk you transgender hippie, you didnt make a word of sense

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21andComptonBLVD

Only cause Hailie's name came out of his mouth is why Em will respond.

GangstaGangsta

lmaoo what do you think he's gonna do write a diss track about him?? fucking wiggas

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MS DIOR

LOL nick cannon need to sit his no rapping ass down somewhere.

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21andComptonBLVD

Lol says the guy with a white guy in his avatar and a fat mexican in his sig. Stay hard will ya? IN THE BURBS HAHA

TII tactics IIT

Nick saying Em a racist makes me sick to death. My God, I'll be damned if 99.9% of the people who heard of Mariah Carey or even seen the bitch thought that she was black. What the FUCK. She may have a black dad but she ain't black no way. Anyone with fully working eye's see's that shit. It's not even as though "oh she light in complexion". She damn near full on Caucasian. And he didn't even mention race, just cos he said she a cunt doesn't mean he's being racist, damn. If Em called Nick a cunt, i'd agree. He ain't been racist. Nick needs to check his little Nickelodeon ass.

One thing I will say though, Nick got a point about Em losing his way.
Marshall Mathers LP>>>>Anything else he's ever done.
Eminem's usual flow/voice>>>>>Gay as fuck accent/"comedy" songs.

Even eminem stans know thats the truth.

iTzMe

correct me if i'm wrong but i'm pretty sure your a g-unit/shady hater...hating on one of the best to ever do it right now...you're the one who had "rick ross album is out now" shit in your sig like yesterday and now you have fat joes album cover? lol and don't call people wiggas you dumb ass idiot, does ethnicity have anything to do with this post??

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ns_diplomat

Fuck Nick Cannon, and FUCK MARIAH CAREY!!!!

RELAPSE 05.19.09!!!

FUCK CANNON!

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Samurai

Nick cannon = new benzino....

Dope Shady

LMFAO @ this dude thinking he can beat Em's ass.

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