03/23/07 - List of top 25 worst lyrics released!!!

Bkjj11 · 03-23-2007, 08:02 PM

25 Worst Rap Lyrics
From Henry Adaso
Your Guide to Rap / Hip-Hop.
The Worst Rap Lyrics of All Time.

Twenty-five lyrical mishaps that made your favorite rappers wish they could go back in time and re-write their rhymes.

25. "Verse number 2 do the damn thang cubes on my neck pocket's full of Ben Franks."
-Yung Joc, "It's Goin' Down."

A classic case of saying...absolutely nothing.

24. "There's no need to lie folk, Why you sleepin' wit ya eyes closed?"
-Timbaland, "Get on the Bus"

Well, Tim, if I heard you rhyme like that all the time, I'd definitely sleep with my eyes and ears closed as well.

23. "I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly."-Canibus

Obviously, Canibus slept through 10th grade when they went over units of measurement.

22. "Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth."
-Jay-Z, "It's Hot"

And, Jay-Z skipped all his Geography classes.

21. "*****s in the Bronx call me Lex cause I push a Lex, and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex', and I love sex."

- Peter Gunz, "Deja Vu: Uptown Baby"

What are the odds that Cory Gunz ghostwrote this for his dad at age 9?

20. "Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin."
- Dr. Dre, "Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang"

Aren't we glad that he eventually decided to hire some serious ghostwriters afterwards?

19. "When it's hot I'm duckin them people with my fire arm Look I be straight thuggin."

-Turk, "Trife Livin"

18."My paragraph alone is worth five mics (uh-huh) A twelve song LP, that's thirty-six mics (uh-huh)"

- Redman "5 Boroughs"

Apparently, Reggie Noble's calculator is slightly different from ours.

17. "Don't try to treat me like I AIN'T FAMOUS My apologies, are you into astrology Cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus."
- Kanye West, "Gettin' It In"

Oh I get it: there's Libra, Saggitarius, Scorpio and then Uranus. And you say Kanye doesn't deserve to have his image displayed next to the word 'genius' in the dictionary?

16. "Hood n***a from Bankhead, I stay by Grandma Nana I lay by my banana, dumpin' and punkin' monkeys."
- Young Dro, "Shoulder Lean"

With all the money T.I. made from King, you'd think he would at least invest in a decent ghostwriter for his protégé.

15. "When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets."
-LFO, "Summer Girls"

These guys graduated from the prestigious Vanilla Ice Institute of Hip-Hop and decided to try their hands at random word association. Extra points for recording one of the worst songs ever known to man.

14. "Sometime y'all get crimey crimey, grimy grimy But those with a tiny hiney they get whiny whiny."

WTF
- Cam'Ron, "5 Boroughs"

Someone should have promptly informed Cam that this choppy choppy rhyme thing is silly silly.

13. "I'm hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo."
- Project Pat ("Ballers")

12. "If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years."

- Master P ("Do You Know")

Let me get this right, New Year comes before Christmas? I see.

11. "It's like fee, fie, foe, fum, I smell the blood of a jealous a*s punk."
-Prodigy ("Click Clack")

Rap doesn't inspire Prodigy anymore, so, he decides to bite Jodeci's lyrics.

10. "First family will gradually lift that a*s up like gravity."
- Lil' Fame (of M.O.P.) ("Half and Half")

Dumbass

9. "I like the way ya a*s move to the beat You a freak, that's summin you can be."
-J-Kwon ("Show Your Ass")

8. "Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus."
-Mase ("Can't Nobody Hold Me Down")

Gay

Now, that's the type of money I definitely don't wanna be messing with.

7. "I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian."
-Chingy ("Balla Baby")

Wow, I didn't realize that China and Japan weren't even part of the Asian continent. Thanks Chingy.

6. "I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho." THIS IS WORSE THAN THAT CAM SHIT

-50 Cent ("Candy Shop")

Well, what do you expect from an artist whose stage moniker in itself constitutes a grammatical mishap?

5. "Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen..."
-Foxy Brown ("Affirmative Action")

This holds the world record for the worst mathematics on a song.

4. "Got a Bill in my mouth like I'm Hilary Rodham."
-Ali G (Grillz)

FUCKIN GAY

No comments.

3. "D.D.T. the b**ch, I can go for some hours Let Parlae hit, together we like twin towers."
-Pimpin ("Freaky as She Wanna Be")

A bad joke gone badder.

2. "I watch my back when I'm walkin, I watch my mouth when I'm talkin. My glock cocked when I'm crawlin."

-Mike Jones ("Scandalous H**s")

What's next? I watch my ears when I'm hearing, I watch my sight when I'm seeing...?

1. "Now you know that I'm the Queen of Miami All that loud talkin lyin save that sh*t for your mammy Sounds like "blah, blah blah, blah bla blah-bla" I'm like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay (okay) Whassup (whassup) SHUT UP!"
-Trina ("Here We Go")

Funny as hell

Compton\Queens OG · 03-23-2007, 08:12 PM

haha propzz first but ive heard worse dan some of dese

R.o.B · 03-23-2007, 08:14 PM

lollll yo the first time i heard the chingy track i was like WTF! is dis nigga saying? thats the same shit! lol

Freddy Ruger · 03-23-2007, 08:19 PM

i get computers computin

MVP07106 · 03-23-2007, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by da_grim_reaper

i get computers computin

No, I get computers "putin'".

Detroit_My_City · 03-23-2007, 08:46 PM

smh@u niggaz on cam dick yall didnt have shit tto say about his style till ya role model 50 said sometin

cam>>>50

ns_diplomat · 03-23-2007, 09:03 PM

lmaoooooooooooooooo!!!!! propz

...and @ Detroit_My_City...50>>Cam

Ms. Coffey123 · 03-23-2007, 09:15 PM

Props on this I don't see anything wrong with 50's verse, and LOL @ Chingy. Anyway with that being said, 50 > Cam period

Braza · 03-23-2007, 09:20 PM

haha propzzz...........

TheCzar · 03-23-2007, 10:19 PM

LOL i was thinkin dat same shit with the chingy line too. like is this guy bein serious?

Bkjj11 · 03-23-2007, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detroit_My_City

smh@u niggaz on cam dick yall didnt have shit tto say about his style till ya role model 50 said sometin

cam>>>50

everybody knows Cam has the wackest flow in the rap game. He ain't shit. I lost respect for him when he started wearin Pink.

HH Los · 03-23-2007, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MVP07106

No, I get computers "putin'".

No, it's "I get computers computin" Get your ears checked, along with half the people in hip-hop that listened to that diss and heard it completely wrong.

soldierunit · 03-23-2007, 11:23 PM

funny stuff but i read this months ago

Y0UNG PR0FIT · 03-23-2007, 11:37 PM

the stupidest list ever.....some of those were actually good lines, and u obviously are too young to understand what 50 is sayin, how is that worse than cam.??

Lost Soul · 03-23-2007, 11:41 PM

lmao

Mr. 416 · 03-24-2007, 12:05 AM

LMFAOOOOO, shit is JOKES!!

Obey Me · 03-24-2007, 12:14 AM

hahaha sum funny shit right there especially the ones where they do calculations!!!! Lol

Detroit_My_City · 03-24-2007, 12:20 AM

Smh How U Lose Respect For Some 1 Cause They Wear Pink

50=pop Artist

Cam=real Shit

Cam>>>50 Period Stop Dick Riden Him And People Sayin They Dont See Notin Wrong Wit The 50 Line

Man Wtf Does That Line Mean??

Detroit_My_City · 03-24-2007, 12:21 AM

6. "I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho." THIS IS WORSE THAN

WOW NOW WTF DOES THIS MEAN?? AND THE GUY IS RIGHT THIS IS WORST THAN CAM SHIT

THREATS · 03-24-2007, 12:21 AM

funny shit.

Dizze The God · 03-24-2007, 01:38 AM

ROFL Propz.........

Renegade25 · 03-24-2007, 02:07 AM

SOng Jeezy- I luv it, there is so many lines that Dont even rhyme, And its not just I luv it, Jeezy is WACKER THAN Gayo, at least GAyos shit rhymes, Jeezy's shit dont even rhyme...

Renegade25 · 03-24-2007, 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detroit_My_City

6. "I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho." THIS IS WORSE THAN

WOW NOW WTF DOES THIS MEAN?? AND THE GUY IS RIGHT THIS IS WORST THAN CAM SHIT

"If U anallyze me, what u'll find is a DNA of a Crook what goes on in my mind"-50 cent.

I hate 50 cent as a fag, Disrespetfull bitch and Cybaby, but his rhymes are dope.
I am a big Game fan, but i gotta admit that GAme has spat 2 Terrible verses in the whole time,

1)From now on, wear a Bathing Ape hoodie get stripped in the club
Like a bitch in the club, watch him strip in the club
You like ice creams? Get a banana split in the club
No jewelry, you can't wear shit in the club
And that go for every nigga and bitch in the club
So you better take it off 'fore you get in the club
Game and Dogg Pound outside sittin' on dubs
Remember that

2)If it's gon' get me the pussy I'ma play that shit
If she bite too hard, I'ma say that shit
But don't bite me bitch, I don't play that shit
Marques Houston, I don't play that shit

That is the only 2 wack verses from GAme, the rest is dope and RElevant, everthing he says, every namedrop is 100 % Dope

"I am a Blood Tookie Williams, u cant Gouvern my rhymes, i got my lethal in.jec.tion from Ice Cube and 89".....That is DOPE!

watchdbygoldigas · 03-24-2007, 02:21 AM

#8, mase its puffy line in the song not mase

DoUgHbOii MaGiK · 03-24-2007, 02:53 AM

renagade25 u dick ridin just like everyone in here game is wack he aint sellin like b4 cuz 50 aint with him and dont say o no one is selling bullshit wen dre come out easy 5-6 million 50-5 million and eminem 1 million 1st week d12 too so get outta hear cam and dipset should have been there with lil wayne and alort of southern rappers and nigga im from the bottom 305

03-23-2007, 08:02 PM	#1
Bkjj11 Cuz u copied my trend Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Playboy Mansion Posts: 4,268 Repped: 219 Repped 6,920 Times in 628 Posts Neg Reps: 56 Neg Repped at 97 Times in 62 Posts	03/23/07 - List of top 25 worst lyrics released!!! 03/23/07 - List of top 25 worst lyrics released!!! 25 Worst Rap Lyrics From Henry Adaso Your Guide to Rap / Hip-Hop. The Worst Rap Lyrics of All Time. Twenty-five lyrical mishaps that made your favorite rappers wish they could go back in time and re-write their rhymes. 25. "Verse number 2 do the damn thang cubes on my neck pocket's full of Ben Franks." -Yung Joc, "It's Goin' Down." A classic case of saying...absolutely nothing. 24. "There's no need to lie folk, Why you sleepin' wit ya eyes closed?" -Timbaland, "Get on the Bus" Well, Tim, if I heard you rhyme like that all the time, I'd definitely sleep with my eyes and ears closed as well. 23. "I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly."-Canibus Obviously, Canibus slept through 10th grade when they went over units of measurement. 22. "Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth." -Jay-Z, "It's Hot" And, Jay-Z skipped all his Geography classes. 21. "***s in the Bronx call me Lex cause I push a Lex, and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex', and I love sex." - Peter Gunz, "Deja Vu: Uptown Baby" What are the odds that Cory Gunz ghostwrote this for his dad at age 9? 20. "Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin." - Dr. Dre, "Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang" Aren't we glad that he eventually decided to hire some serious ghostwriters afterwards? 19. "When it's hot I'm duckin them people with my fire arm Look I be straight thuggin." -Turk, "Trife Livin" 18."My paragraph alone is worth five mics (uh-huh) A twelve song LP, that's thirty-six mics (uh-huh)" - Redman "5 Boroughs" Apparently, Reggie Noble's calculator is slightly different from ours. 17. "Don't try to treat me like I AIN'T FAMOUS My apologies, are you into astrology Cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus." - Kanye West, "Gettin' It In" Oh I get it: there's Libra, Saggitarius, Scorpio and then Uranus. And you say Kanye doesn't deserve to have his image displayed next to the word 'genius' in the dictionary? 16. "Hood na from Bankhead, I stay by Grandma Nana I lay by my banana, dumpin' and punkin' monkeys." - Young Dro, "Shoulder Lean" With all the money T.I. made from King, you'd think he would at least invest in a decent ghostwriter for his protégé. 15. "When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets." -LFO, "Summer Girls" These guys graduated from the prestigious Vanilla Ice Institute of Hip-Hop and decided to try their hands at random word association. Extra points for recording one of the worst songs ever known to man. 14. "Sometime y'all get crimey crimey, grimy grimy But those with a tiny hiney they get whiny whiny." WTF - Cam'Ron, "5 Boroughs" Someone should have promptly informed Cam that this choppy choppy rhyme thing is silly silly. 13. "I'm hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo." - Project Pat ("Ballers") 12. "If you don't bring back my m*f*n money or my mf*n dope, you can forget about Christmas na, cause you ain't gon even see New Years." - Master P ("Do You Know") Let me get this right, New Year comes before Christmas? I see. 11. "It's like fee, fie, foe, fum, I smell the blood of a jealous as punk." -Prodigy ("Click Clack") Rap doesn't inspire Prodigy anymore, so, he decides to bite Jodeci's lyrics. 10. "First family will gradually lift that as up like gravity." - Lil' Fame (of M.O.P.) ("Half and Half") Dumbass 9. "I like the way ya as move to the beat You a freak, that's summin you can be." -J-Kwon ("Show Your Ass") 8. "Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus." -Mase ("Can't Nobody Hold Me Down") Gay Now, that's the type of money I definitely don't wanna be messing with. 7. "I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian." -Chingy ("Balla Baby") Wow, I didn't realize that China and Japan weren't even part of the Asian continent. Thanks Chingy. 6. "I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho." THIS IS WORSE THAN THAT CAM SHIT -50 Cent ("Candy Shop") Well, what do you expect from an artist whose stage moniker in itself constitutes a grammatical mishap? 5. "Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen..." -Foxy Brown ("Affirmative Action") This holds the world record for the worst mathematics on a song. 4. "Got a Bill in my mouth like I'm Hilary Rodham." -Ali G (Grillz) FUCKIN GAY No comments. 3. "D.D.T. the bch, I can go for some hours Let Parlae hit, together we like twin towers." -Pimpin ("Freaky as She Wanna Be") A bad joke gone badder. 2. "I watch my back when I'm walkin, I watch my mouth when I'm talkin. My glock cocked when I'm crawlin." -Mike Jones ("Scandalous Hs") What's next? I watch my ears when I'm hearing, I watch my sight when I'm seeing...? 1. "Now you know that I'm the Queen of Miami All that loud talkin lyin save that sh*t for your mammy Sounds like "blah, blah blah, blah bla blah-bla" I'm like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay (okay) Whassup (whassup) SHUT UP!" -Trina ("Here We Go") Funny as hell __________________

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03-23-2007, 08:19 PM	#4
Freddy Ruger AkA KiLlAh C Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Pistol Prov,Rhode Island....where tha gunz dnt sleep Posts: 897 Repped: 55 Repped 99 Times in 43 Posts Neg Reps: 28 Neg Repped at 6 Times in 4 Posts	i get computers computin __________________

03-23-2007, 09:03 PM	#7
ns_diplomat Reppin' 514 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: 514 - MTL - 514 Posts: 14,949 Repped: 664 Repped 1,324 Times in 538 Posts Neg Reps: 42 Neg Repped at 76 Times in 61 Posts	lmaoooooooooooooooo!!!!! propz ...and @ Detroit_My_City...50>>Cam __________________ G-Unit/Shady/Aftermath!! "Shout out to all the people in Montreal - Montreal is real hood. Real gangsta out there." - Juelz Santana

03-23-2007, 09:20 PM	#9
Braza Veteran Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Brazil Posts: 8,191 Repped: 4,164 Repped 1,269 Times in 487 Posts Neg Reps: 258 Neg Repped at 118 Times in 106 Posts	haha propzzz........... __________________

03-23-2007, 08:14 PM	#3
R.o.B Talento De Barrio Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: DR. Posts: 1,317 Repped: 15 Repped 569 Times in 61 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	lollll yo the first time i heard the chingy track i was like WTF! is dis nigga saying? thats the same shit! lol

03-23-2007, 08:46 PM	#6
Detroit_My_City DiiP5et BiitcH Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 501 Repped: 3 Repped 9 Times in 4 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 1 Time in 1 Post	smh@u niggaz on cam dick yall didnt have shit tto say about his style till ya role model 50 said sometin cam>>>50

03-23-2007, 09:15 PM	#8
Ms. Coffey123 I love 50 and Banks! Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,742 Repped: 3,111 Repped 2,106 Times in 199 Posts Neg Reps: 1 Neg Repped at 1 Time in 1 Post	Props on this I don't see anything wrong with 50's verse, and LOL @ Chingy. Anyway with that being said, 50 > Cam period __________________ " Yall are life sized pawns, this is chess not checkers". - 50 Cent

03-23-2007, 10:19 PM	#10
TheCzar Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Jamaica Posts: 97 Repped: 6 Repped 0 Times in 0 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	LOL i was thinkin dat same shit with the chingy line too. like is this guy bein serious?

03-23-2007, 11:23 PM	#13
soldierunit SoldierUnit Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Va Posts: 3,155 Repped: 145 Repped 10 Times in 4 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	funny stuff but i read this months ago

03-23-2007, 11:37 PM	#14
Y0UNG PR0FIT Spider-Loc Join Date: May 2006 Location: ~GUNSHINE STATE~ Posts: 3,807 Repped: 990 Repped 1,290 Times in 223 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 5 Times in 4 Posts	the stupidest list ever.....some of those were actually good lines, and u obviously are too young to understand what 50 is sayin, how is that worse than cam.?? __________________ CaRMeLo aNTHoNy NuGGeTs vS CaVaLieRs 09'

03-23-2007, 11:41 PM	#15
Lost Soul AshleyG0421 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Long Island NY Posts: 1,155 Repped: 695 Repped 217 Times in 24 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	lmao __________________

03-24-2007, 12:05 AM	#16
Mr. 416 The Rugged One Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: T-Dot Posts: 7,591 Repped: 721 Repped 204 Times in 52 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	LMFAOOOOO, shit is JOKES!!

03-24-2007, 12:14 AM	#17
Obey Me Veteran Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: *Right Here* Posts: 1,490 Repped: 201 Repped 724 Times in 278 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 35 Times in 27 Posts	hahaha sum funny shit right there especially the ones where they do calculations!!!! Lol

03-24-2007, 12:20 AM	#18
Detroit_My_City DiiP5et BiitcH Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 501 Repped: 3 Repped 9 Times in 4 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 1 Time in 1 Post	Smh How U Lose Respect For Some 1 Cause They Wear Pink 50=pop Artist Cam=real Shit Cam>>>50 Period Stop Dick Riden Him And People Sayin They Dont See Notin Wrong Wit The 50 Line Man Wtf Does That Line Mean??

03-24-2007, 12:21 AM	#19
Detroit_My_City DiiP5et BiitcH Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 501 Repped: 3 Repped 9 Times in 4 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 1 Time in 1 Post	6. "I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho." THIS IS WORSE THAN WOW NOW WTF DOES THIS MEAN?? AND THE GUY IS RIGHT THIS IS WORST THAN CAM SHIT

03-24-2007, 12:21 AM	#20
THREATS Veteran Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 9,681 Repped: 525 Repped 263 Times in 138 Posts Neg Reps: 25 Neg Repped at 16 Times in 14 Posts	funny shit.

03-24-2007, 01:38 AM	#21
Dizze The God Banned Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 679 Repped: 82 Repped 139 Times in 74 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	ROFL Propz.........

03-24-2007, 02:07 AM	#22
Renegade25 Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,764 Repped: 4 Repped 595 Times in 107 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	SOng Jeezy- I luv it, there is so many lines that Dont even rhyme, And its not just I luv it, Jeezy is WACKER THAN Gayo, at least GAyos shit rhymes, Jeezy's shit dont even rhyme...

03-24-2007, 02:21 AM	#24
watchdbygoldigas Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 66 Repped: 0 Repped 9 Times in 1 Post Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	#8, mase its puffy line in the song not mase

03-24-2007, 02:53 AM	#25
DoUgHbOii MaGiK Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: miami-west perrine Posts: 81 Repped: 0 Repped 0 Times in 0 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	renagade25 u dick ridin just like everyone in here game is wack he aint sellin like b4 cuz 50 aint with him and dont say o no one is selling bullshit wen dre come out easy 5-6 million 50-5 million and eminem 1 million 1st week d12 too so get outta hear cam and dipset should have been there with lil wayne and alort of southern rappers and nigga im from the bottom 305

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