10/19/07 - Soulja Boy - Souljaboytellem.com (The Review)

igotmadstalkers · 10-20-2007, 12:41 AM

Soulja Boy Tell 'Em
"Souljaboytellem.com"
Collipark Music
Rating: 1/2 star (out of 5)

It seems someone misinformed Soulja Boy Tell 'Em. On his debut album "Souljaboytellem.com," Soulja Boy seems to think irritating repetition mixed with loads of moans and groans are enough to replace any skillful presentation of words.

The 17-year-old "Crank That" wonder has blatantly and effectively climbed into everyone's ear with his bouncy, snap-filled ode to steel drums and Superman.

"Souljaboytellem.com" would be better packaged as a DJ album, as its only function is to play nonstop dance-floor cuts that may keep antsy listeners entertained. For listeners looking for a little more substance, however, Soulja Boy remains that stupid MC who has everyone doing that stupid dance.

Soulja Boy, making no effort to persuade his audience otherwise, offers little diversions from stereotypic garbage rap lyrics. On "Booty Meat" and "Donk," Soulja applies his 8th grade vocabulary to the far-too treaded subject of women's backsides. The only thing that warrants any attention at all is when he throws effort to the wind and embraces his dance-floor permanency.

On "Report Card," he borrows Rich Boy's chant, saying, "I just got my report card (Throw some D's on that)." On "Souljaboytellem.com," it's no surprise he pleads for D's, as it's the first and only step up from where he is now.

toosick · 10-20-2007, 02:16 AM

solja boy is a joke how do you release an album with 3/4 old ass songs you dun put out like last year and expect people to buy that shit

also ROLF AT 8TH GRADE VOCAB

fromLAtoNY · 10-22-2007, 04:59 AM

garbaggggge CD

kn0c87 · 10-22-2007, 02:13 PM

he got 2 koo joints on it tho

young hov · 10-22-2007, 04:50 PM

figured this would be garbage

Eynak Tsew · 10-22-2007, 06:08 PM

looks like an album i will never ever be listening to..

LooseCannon23 · 10-22-2007, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toosick

solja boy is a joke how do you release an album with 3/4 old ass songs you dun put out like last year and expect people to buy that shit

also ROLF AT 8TH GRADE VOCAB

thought i was only1 who noticed that crank dat came out last year

....
lmao @ "BOOTY MEAT"......

Eynak Tsew · 10-22-2007, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the player

thought i was only1 who noticed that crank dat came out last year

....
lmao @ "BOOTY MEAT"......

come to mention it..you right..........shits old

and booty meat?

damn

deltabox · 10-23-2007, 02:36 AM

it might be trash but ppl coped the album.. hes 17 makin more money then probally most ppl in here.. if u dont like him dont buy his album its easy!

jas_311 · 10-25-2007, 03:22 AM

this nigga gotta a song called botty meat

jas_311 · 10-25-2007, 03:24 AM

i hope he getting money but dis one of the reasons the game all messed up

Desert Eagle · 10-25-2007, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kn0c87

he got 2 koo joints on it tho

lol TWO??

ur a positive nigga

LEGENDKILLERSSK · 10-25-2007, 04:41 PM

0 outta 5stars....GARBAGE!!!!!!! i preview 30secs of some songs on itunes like a week ago...complete trash!!!!!!

dabeach757 · 10-28-2007, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jas_311

i hope he getting money but dis one of the reasons the game all messed up

truuueee.......

supermanrb02 · 11-20-2007, 12:29 PM

youuuuuuuullllllllllllllllllll

dipsetallday4 · 11-21-2007, 12:33 PM

very nice my dude

TheWorldIsYours93 · 11-21-2007, 11:23 PM

dudes garrrbage all it is is a gimmick i give him another 6 months before no one remmberes who he is lol

jowisaki · 11-21-2007, 11:34 PM

i love boyyyyyyyyy

jowisaki · 11-21-2007, 11:36 PM

he is a one hit onder but you gotta love it

killadji · 11-22-2007, 12:13 PM

garbage, i was hopeful, but what is this stuff?

shiestyd · 11-22-2007, 08:03 PM

lol this nigga is wack, but props to him for gettin money

BR4V3_H34RT · 11-23-2007, 07:54 PM

Nigga gettin rich of a whack ass dance he didnt even make.

xyunga187x · 11-24-2007, 03:27 AM

he alright he had 2 get rich off of a dance lmao

tmac17 · 11-24-2007, 03:29 AM

this kid is actually worse then 50.. thats gotta tell you something

zeus803 · 11-24-2007, 11:04 AM

Soulja Boy Sucks.

10-20-2007, 12:41 AM	#1
igotmadstalkers Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 7,639 Repped: 1,633 Repped 8,968 Times in 2,258 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 2 Times in 2 Posts	10/19/07 - Soulja Boy - Souljaboytellem.com (The Review) 10/19/07 - Soulja Boy - Souljaboytellem.com (The Review) Soulja Boy Tell 'Em "Souljaboytellem.com" Collipark Music Rating: 1/2 star (out of 5) It seems someone misinformed Soulja Boy Tell 'Em. On his debut album "Souljaboytellem.com," Soulja Boy seems to think irritating repetition mixed with loads of moans and groans are enough to replace any skillful presentation of words. The 17-year-old "Crank That" wonder has blatantly and effectively climbed into everyone's ear with his bouncy, snap-filled ode to steel drums and Superman. "Souljaboytellem.com" would be better packaged as a DJ album, as its only function is to play nonstop dance-floor cuts that may keep antsy listeners entertained. For listeners looking for a little more substance, however, Soulja Boy remains that stupid MC who has everyone doing that stupid dance. Soulja Boy, making no effort to persuade his audience otherwise, offers little diversions from stereotypic garbage rap lyrics. On "Booty Meat" and "Donk," Soulja applies his 8th grade vocabulary to the far-too treaded subject of women's backsides. The only thing that warrants any attention at all is when he throws effort to the wind and embraces his dance-floor permanency. On "Report Card," he borrows Rich Boy's chant, saying, "I just got my report card (Throw some D's on that)." On "Souljaboytellem.com," it's no surprise he pleads for D's, as it's the first and only step up from where he is now.

10-22-2007, 04:59 AM	#3
fromLAtoNY KING OF FAME Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 820 Repped: 272 Repped 604 Times in 90 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	garbaggggge CD __________________

10-22-2007, 02:13 PM	#4
kn0c87 B!tCh N!gga EaTa Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: YaY ArEa! Posts: 497 Repped: 20 Repped 117 Times in 22 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	he got 2 koo joints on it tho __________________

10-22-2007, 06:08 PM	#6
Eynak Tsew The Goons Gone Getcha Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: South Miami Posts: 299 Repped: 40 Repped 14 Times in 12 Posts Neg Reps: 1 Neg Repped at 14 Times in 6 Posts	looks like an album i will never ever be listening to.. __________________ The Rise of American Soccer

11-24-2007, 03:29 AM	#24
tmac17 Mad Fresh Dog Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Burn City Posts: 70 Repped: 0 Repped 0 Times in 0 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	this kid is actually worse then 50.. thats gotta tell you something __________________ you take it on the chin like peter norths finishing move

10-20-2007, 02:16 AM	#2
toosick Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 265 Repped: 124 Repped 3 Times in 3 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	solja boy is a joke how do you release an album with 3/4 old ass songs you dun put out like last year and expect people to buy that shit also ROLF AT 8TH GRADE VOCAB

10-22-2007, 04:50 PM	#5
young hov Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Albuquerque Posts: 39 Repped: 2 Repped 0 Times in 0 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	figured this would be garbage

10-23-2007, 02:36 AM	#9
deltabox Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: miami Posts: 251 Repped: 31 Repped 20 Times in 12 Posts Neg Reps: 34 Neg Repped at 1 Time in 1 Post	it might be trash but ppl coped the album.. hes 17 makin more money then probally most ppl in here.. if u dont like him dont buy his album its easy!

10-25-2007, 03:22 AM	#10
jas_311 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Macon,GA Posts: 162 Repped: 22 Repped 0 Times in 0 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	this nigga gotta a song called botty meat

10-25-2007, 03:24 AM	#11
jas_311 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Macon,GA Posts: 162 Repped: 22 Repped 0 Times in 0 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	i hope he getting money but dis one of the reasons the game all messed up

10-25-2007, 04:41 PM	#13
LEGENDKILLERSSK I AM YOUR BOSS!!!!! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: JA/NJ/NY/AMS/HNL/ENG/LUX Posts: 404 Repped: 47 Repped 329 Times in 32 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 2 Times in 2 Posts	0 outta 5stars....GARBAGE!!!!!!! i preview 30secs of some songs on itunes like a week ago...complete trash!!!!!!

11-20-2007, 12:29 PM	#15
supermanrb02 Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: the hood Posts: 1,472 Repped: 1,297 Repped 84 Times in 15 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	youuuuuuuullllllllllllllllllll

11-21-2007, 12:33 PM	#16
dipsetallday4 Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 626 Repped: 340 Repped 1 Time in 1 Post Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	very nice my dude

11-21-2007, 11:23 PM	#17
TheWorldIsYours93 Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Hamilton Posts: 52 Repped: 1 Repped 0 Times in 0 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	dudes garrrbage all it is is a gimmick i give him another 6 months before no one remmberes who he is lol

11-21-2007, 11:34 PM	#18
jowisaki Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: canada Posts: 498 Repped: 9 Repped 2 Times in 1 Post Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	i love boyyyyyyyyy

11-21-2007, 11:36 PM	#19
jowisaki Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: canada Posts: 498 Repped: 9 Repped 2 Times in 1 Post Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	he is a one hit onder but you gotta love it

11-22-2007, 12:13 PM	#20
killadji http://ohnan.skyblog.com Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 298 Repped: 43 Repped 0 Times in 0 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	garbage, i was hopeful, but what is this stuff?

11-22-2007, 08:03 PM	#21
shiestyd Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 57 Repped: 0 Repped 0 Times in 0 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	lol this nigga is wack, but props to him for gettin money

11-23-2007, 07:54 PM	#22
BR4V3_H34RT Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: DAS Posts: 99 Repped: 25 Repped 0 Times in 0 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Nigga gettin rich of a whack ass dance he didnt even make.

11-24-2007, 03:27 AM	#23
xyunga187x Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: la Posts: 99 Repped: 1 Repped 0 Times in 0 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	he alright he had 2 get rich off of a dance lmao

11-24-2007, 11:04 AM	#25
zeus803 Noob Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Sumter SC Posts: 124 Repped: 37 Repped 0 Times in 0 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Soulja Boy Sucks.

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