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Once upon time not long ago when people wore pajamas and lived life slow. I was jerkin and working on putting the hurtin on my little pee wee Herman.
Yeah kids that’s masturbation and it can get ugly just like a Haitian. So I jerked it to the left jerked it to the right and shot my load with all my might But to my dismay the cum flew straight away At the speed of light it did take flight and it did reach an incredible height but little did I know what would follow I love my bible you must understand but now it’s covered in the goo that missed my hand What’s a man to do in this situation? I could grab a towel and try to wipe it off but forever more god will laugh and scoff whenever I open a page and it sticks to the last. NOTE: The first sentence is taken from slick rick's Childrens story |
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09-09-2006, 08:57 PM
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thats wack man
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