Why i never shit on twats

RodKnee · 12-04-2007, 01:47 PM

people always asking why i never shit on twats
thats because im way too busy throwin it all over cats
take it over the edge fore it runs away chasin rats
never before have i come close to someone this fat
I see this guy in my window and hes wavin around a cap
this nigga beggin for money for clearing off the crap
from my window pain this guy insane
ive been trapped inside this door for about six weeks
now he thinks im gunna all of a sudden break free
just to throw money at him, but nigga i need a pee
even more so the first thing i do after i do break free
is run to the toilet before this shit starts runnin down my knee
lookin up at the ceiling wishing i could take down my pants
this window cleaner is bouncin up an down like hes a focking nance
"ey focking gay get the shit outta my garden
nigga i need to piss i can do without yo clowning
all over my new lawn the last one got destroyed
by the amount of cat shit i got on my knob"
motherfocker turns around and heads to the gate
"thats right you lil punk, you aint gettin paid today"
he s******s and laughs because my penis is in the door
i knew i shouldnt of been bucking it, but the cat couldnt stand no more
its gaping on the floor, meowing way too fucking loud
im about to kick this little shit till its flying through the clouds
my arse is in denile but im not even bothered
but this cat still meowing its about to get clobbered
oh hell no, wait look at this
im coming loose, drawing away from the 'nis
HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS Im out of the door
im gunna run upstairs before i piss on the floor
slashing all over the toilet seat, that shit bouncing orf
"ey window cleaning shit, pass me that cloth"
he come flying up the garden and up my focking stairs
"heres your cloth homeboy" he says lookin and my pubic hairs
"get outta here you ape focking monkey ass punk focker
im about to hide your bucket in this focking locker"
"ey dawg thats a toilet, doesnt look like a locker"
"bitch im talking about my arse, and my knob is the door knocker"
Never before has a cat looked so scared
as it sees me come bouncing down the stairs
I grab ahold of its ass an say "kitty im only playin"
motherfocker still wet from the last white stain
I head on out the door and up to the garden store
im buyin a fuckin bush, cant be arsed to write any more

AW YEAH! its rodknee up in this shitty arse whore. she needs to clean that ass but im dont give a shit niggaz. 2007. my dick is ablaze up in this bitches arsehole. she know it. i know it. dont even give a fock.

hell no dawg.
Fock yeah. im out like a clout on a snout!

Reddi Ree · 12-04-2007, 02:10 PM

Twat+Cat=defintly doesnt rhyme...there just spelled da same

RodKnee · 12-04-2007, 02:49 PM

jus think you need to get off my dick real quick. i appreciate love, but man...

Famoz · 12-04-2007, 03:15 PM

shit was wack

PBMaSteRMiNdiN · 12-04-2007, 07:52 PM

Lmao....Delete This Somebody

RodKnee · 06-13-2008, 10:37 AM

uppin one mo tarm

Reddi Ree · 06-13-2008, 01:30 PM

I read da first 2 linez n I really broke out laughin....

Twat n Cat really really really doesnt rhyme...n dat shit is funny...prolly da funniest shit ive eva read on here

keep droppin funny shit ma nigga...

Homicidal Thots · 06-13-2008, 02:19 PM

shits wacker than that eric e fiya!

Reddi Ree · 06-13-2008, 02:35 PM

On a funny scale....dis shit get a 84 outta 10....dis shit wasnt whack to me cuz it waz really funny...keep droppin shit funny shit n I promise Ima read it all of it

RodKnee · 06-14-2008, 12:11 PM

awright. Appreciate that shit dawg. Aw yeah

YoungJ · 06-14-2008, 01:32 PM

this shit is fuckin fire

PBMaSteRMiNdiN · 06-14-2008, 01:41 PM

You Down For A Remix Rodknee?

RodKnee · 01-31-2009, 04:22 PM

Reeeeemiiiiiiixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

12-04-2007, 01:47 PM	#1
RodKnee Dr. Pussy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Catsville Posts: 2,133 Repped: 710 Repped 364 Times in 202 Posts Neg Reps: 73 Neg Repped at 28 Times in 25 Posts	Why i never shit on twats Why i never shit on twats people always asking why i never shit on twats thats because im way too busy throwin it all over cats take it over the edge fore it runs away chasin rats never before have i come close to someone this fat I see this guy in my window and hes wavin around a cap this nigga beggin for money for clearing off the crap from my window pain this guy insane ive been trapped inside this door for about six weeks now he thinks im gunna all of a sudden break free just to throw money at him, but nigga i need a pee even more so the first thing i do after i do break free is run to the toilet before this shit starts runnin down my knee lookin up at the ceiling wishing i could take down my pants this window cleaner is bouncin up an down like hes a focking nance "ey focking gay get the shit outta my garden nigga i need to piss i can do without yo clowning all over my new lawn the last one got destroyed by the amount of cat shit i got on my knob" motherfocker turns around and heads to the gate "thats right you lil punk, you aint gettin paid today" he s******s and laughs because my penis is in the door i knew i shouldnt of been bucking it, but the cat couldnt stand no more its gaping on the floor, meowing way too fucking loud im about to kick this little shit till its flying through the clouds my arse is in denile but im not even bothered but this cat still meowing its about to get clobbered oh hell no, wait look at this im coming loose, drawing away from the 'nis HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS Im out of the door im gunna run upstairs before i piss on the floor slashing all over the toilet seat, that shit bouncing orf "ey window cleaning shit, pass me that cloth" he come flying up the garden and up my focking stairs "heres your cloth homeboy" he says lookin and my pubic hairs "get outta here you ape focking monkey ass punk focker im about to hide your bucket in this focking locker" "ey dawg thats a toilet, doesnt look like a locker" "bitch im talking about my arse, and my knob is the door knocker" Never before has a cat looked so scared as it sees me come bouncing down the stairs I grab ahold of its ass an say "kitty im only playin" motherfocker still wet from the last white stain I head on out the door and up to the garden store im buyin a fuckin bush, cant be arsed to write any more AW YEAH! its rodknee up in this shitty arse whore. she needs to clean that ass but im dont give a shit niggaz. 2007. my dick is ablaze up in this bitches arsehole. she know it. i know it. dont even give a fock. hell no dawg. Fock yeah. im out like a clout on a snout! __________________ Put me in you

12-04-2007, 02:10 PM	#2
Reddi Ree Everybody'z Favorite Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: C-M-D, Nu Jerzey Posts: 1,000 Repped: 230 Repped 29 Times in 24 Posts Neg Reps: 3 Neg Repped at 9 Times in 4 Posts	Twat+Cat=defintly doesnt rhyme...there just spelled da same __________________ myspace.com/reeyaboy

12-04-2007, 02:49 PM	#3
RodKnee Dr. Pussy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Catsville Posts: 2,133 Repped: 710 Repped 364 Times in 202 Posts Neg Reps: 73 Neg Repped at 28 Times in 25 Posts	jus think you need to get off my dick real quick. i appreciate love, but man... __________________ Put me in you

12-04-2007, 07:52 PM	#5
PBMaSteRMiNdiN myspace.com/ObeythePen Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In ThA NotePaD Posts: 4,902 Repped: 79 Repped 311 Times in 147 Posts Neg Reps: 1 Neg Repped at 27 Times in 22 Posts	Lmao....Delete This Somebody __________________ "I'm having Murderous dreams cus I smoke like a Metric Ton, I Raise my L's in the Air like the Devil's Son." R.I.P. Big L & Vito

06-13-2008, 01:30 PM	#7
Reddi Ree Everybody'z Favorite Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: C-M-D, Nu Jerzey Posts: 1,000 Repped: 230 Repped 29 Times in 24 Posts Neg Reps: 3 Neg Repped at 9 Times in 4 Posts	I read da first 2 linez n I really broke out laughin.... Twat n Cat really really really doesnt rhyme...n dat shit is funny...prolly da funniest shit ive eva read on here keep droppin funny shit ma nigga... __________________ myspace.com/reeyaboy

12-04-2007, 03:15 PM	#4
Famoz Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,548 Repped: 126 Repped 391 Times in 210 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 2 Times in 2 Posts	shit was wack

06-13-2008, 10:37 AM	#6
RodKnee Dr. Pussy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Catsville Posts: 2,133 Repped: 710 Repped 364 Times in 202 Posts Neg Reps: 73 Neg Repped at 28 Times in 25 Posts	uppin one mo tarm

06-13-2008, 02:19 PM	#8
Homicidal Thots Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: behind you (no homo) :ninja: Posts: 2,692 Repped: 485 Repped 352 Times in 127 Posts Neg Reps: 9 Neg Repped at 7 Times in 7 Posts	shits wacker than that eric e fiya!

06-13-2008, 02:35 PM	#9
Reddi Ree Everybody'z Favorite Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: C-M-D, Nu Jerzey Posts: 1,000 Repped: 230 Repped 29 Times in 24 Posts Neg Reps: 3 Neg Repped at 9 Times in 4 Posts	On a funny scale....dis shit get a 84 outta 10....dis shit wasnt whack to me cuz it waz really funny...keep droppin shit funny shit n I promise Ima read it all of it __________________ myspace.com/reeyaboy

06-14-2008, 12:11 PM	#10
RodKnee Dr. Pussy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Catsville Posts: 2,133 Repped: 710 Repped 364 Times in 202 Posts Neg Reps: 73 Neg Repped at 28 Times in 25 Posts	awright. Appreciate that shit dawg. Aw yeah

06-14-2008, 01:32 PM	#11
YoungJ Young J Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Providence RI Posts: 3,003 Repped: 203 Repped 385 Times in 113 Posts Neg Reps: 5 Neg Repped at 4 Times in 4 Posts	this shit is fuckin fire

06-14-2008, 01:41 PM	#12
PBMaSteRMiNdiN myspace.com/ObeythePen Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In ThA NotePaD Posts: 4,902 Repped: 79 Repped 311 Times in 147 Posts Neg Reps: 1 Neg Repped at 27 Times in 22 Posts	You Down For A Remix Rodknee? __________________ "I'm having Murderous dreams cus I smoke like a Metric Ton, I Raise my L's in the Air like the Devil's Son." R.I.P. Big L & Vito

01-31-2009, 04:22 PM	#13
RodKnee Dr. Pussy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Catsville Posts: 2,133 Repped: 710 Repped 364 Times in 202 Posts Neg Reps: 73 Neg Repped at 28 Times in 25 Posts	Reeeeemiiiiiiixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx __________________ Put me in you

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