Marriage Quotes By Men

Shan21 · 08-30-2006, 09:51 PM

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out..'

Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.

A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?' The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!'

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful!

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Fliparachi · 09-02-2006, 04:06 AM

hahah i like those

Manolo · 09-02-2006, 10:49 AM

hehehe yeah they cool

Raichu · 09-02-2006, 08:35 PM

Props, their funny.

Eazy-T · 09-07-2006, 05:08 AM

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrropz

BwsWeDontTalkToPolice · 09-08-2006, 05:39 AM

now dat waz funny

e2real · 09-11-2006, 08:45 PM

pertty funny mayne

jowisaki · 11-24-2007, 02:22 PM

yup hearn em all

08-30-2006, 09:51 PM	#1
Shan21 Luton's Finest Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Luton, UK Posts: 2,214 Repped: 3 Repped 508 Times in 205 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Marriage Quotes By Men Marriage Quotes By Men I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out..' Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on. How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch. A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?' The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!' Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful! I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her. If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie? A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. __________________ PS3 Name - blackout246

09-02-2006, 10:49 AM	#3
Manolo AKA Certified Gangsta Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Holland Posts: 5,220 Repped: 675 Repped 109 Times in 23 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	hehehe yeah they cool __________________ Life is complicated. I killed people, smuggled people, sold people. Perhaps here, 'Things will be different.'

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09-02-2006, 04:06 AM	#2
Fliparachi CHoPPeD n ScREw'd uP Join Date: May 2006 Location: BC Posts: 745 Repped: 64 Repped 11 Times in 7 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	hahah i like those

09-02-2006, 08:35 PM	#4
Raichu Banned Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yonkers Posts: 2,558 Repped: 435 Repped 91 Times in 49 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Props, their funny.

09-07-2006, 05:08 AM	#5
Eazy-T Veteran Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 2,754 Repped: 229 Repped 3 Times in 3 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrropz

09-08-2006, 05:39 AM	#6
BwsWeDontTalkToPolice Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: MidWEST muthafucka Posts: 346 Repped: 15 Repped 33 Times in 16 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	now dat waz funny

09-11-2006, 08:45 PM	#7
e2real Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 47 Repped: 6 Repped 0 Times in 0 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	pertty funny mayne

11-24-2007, 02:22 PM	#8
jowisaki Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: canada Posts: 498 Repped: 9 Repped 2 Times in 1 Post Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	yup hearn em all