Son-in-law

Shan21 · 08-16-2006, 11:58 AM

As the woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within.

Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?" The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."

A couple days later, the wife came home from shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room.

She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, staring at the TV.

The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked, "What are you doing!?"

The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law."

WorkMagic · 08-16-2006, 11:31 PM

lol that's kind of funny...the dad's stupid lol

50=Cent · 08-17-2006, 03:31 AM

... lol ..

-=*Jay-Duh*=- · 12-12-2006, 09:57 AM

lol not bad.

08-16-2006, 11:58 AM	#1
Shan21 Luton's Finest Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Luton, UK Posts: 2,214 Repped: 3 Repped 508 Times in 205 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Son-in-law Son-in-law As the woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?" The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone." The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone." A couple days later, the wife came home from shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked, "What are you doing!?" The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law." __________________ PS3 Name - blackout246

12-12-2006, 09:57 AM	#4
-=Jay-Duh=- Alwayz Laugh, Fuck Crying Join Date: May 2006 Location: Australia, South West Sydney Posts: 4,107 Repped: 2,299 Repped 796 Times in 64 Posts Neg Reps: 2 Neg Repped at 3 Times in 3 Posts	lol not bad. __________________ "I will put my foot so far up your ass, the sweat on my knee will quench your thirst" - Big Pun

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08-16-2006, 11:31 PM	#2
WorkMagic They Call Him ICEMAN... Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,506 Repped: 89 Repped 81 Times in 17 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	lol that's kind of funny...the dad's stupid lol

08-17-2006, 03:31 AM	#3
50=Cent Who Run It ? Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Eu Posts: 4,383 Repped: 1,446 Repped 2,287 Times in 373 Posts Neg Reps: 31 Neg Repped at 37 Times in 17 Posts	... lol ..