Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo

Playboi305 · 06-04-2009, 06:17 AM

Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo
Posted on May 5, 2009 by tubesteak

ARNDALE, OK – Sheriff’s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself.

After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play–Shirley Dent’s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident “after severe internal distress induced by the machine was discovered,” Det.-Sgt. Karl Sprout of the Alpara County Sheriff’s Office said yesterday.

On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway “struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.” The alarmed neighbor notified police after hearing ear-splitting moans of distress that carried over the raucous jackhammer. Authorities arrived at the scene to an unresponsive Ms. Dent, who was then transported to West Grenier Hospital where she was pronounced dead shortly thereafter.

The recently divorced Ms. Dent had been questioned by authorities three times over the past month after neighbors complained of her running a prostitution ring from her home. Records also show that Ms. Dent supplemented her income as the sole proprietor of a sex toy distributor.

Ms. Dent’s alleged extracurricular activities appear to be unrelated to her death. A neighbor who declined to be identified said, “She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.”

King VENOM · 06-04-2009, 07:11 AM

lmfao

earspliting moans of distress lol

Kidss · 06-22-2009, 09:24 PM

sounds like this bitch is fucked up

DaTruthMayn1 · 06-22-2009, 11:12 PM

wow.....howd that feel bitch

THREATS · 06-23-2009, 04:17 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

supragtx · 06-23-2009, 04:58 PM

holyfuck... thats crazy...

Quote:

“She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.”

goothgone · 06-23-2009, 05:17 PM

damn........lol

MIRANDA · 07-11-2009, 01:45 PM

that hurts just reading about it

06-04-2009, 06:17 AM	#1
Playboi305 MIA ALL DAY NIGGAZ Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: miami/virginia beach Posts: 1,833 Repped: 131 Repped 83 Times in 18 Posts Neg Reps: 6 Neg Repped at 2 Times in 2 Posts	Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo Posted on May 5, 2009 by tubesteak ARNDALE, OK – Sheriff’s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself. After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play–Shirley Dent’s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident “after severe internal distress induced by the machine was discovered,” Det.-Sgt. Karl Sprout of the Alpara County Sheriff’s Office said yesterday. On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway “struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.” The alarmed neighbor notified police after hearing ear-splitting moans of distress that carried over the raucous jackhammer. Authorities arrived at the scene to an unresponsive Ms. Dent, who was then transported to West Grenier Hospital where she was pronounced dead shortly thereafter. The recently divorced Ms. Dent had been questioned by authorities three times over the past month after neighbors complained of her running a prostitution ring from her home. Records also show that Ms. Dent supplemented her income as the sole proprietor of a sex toy distributor. Ms. Dent’s alleged extracurricular activities appear to be unrelated to her death. A neighbor who declined to be identified said, “She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.”

06-04-2009, 07:11 AM	#2
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06-22-2009, 11:12 PM	#4
DaTruthMayn1 Dat 1 N Only Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NY Posts: 5,042 Repped: 747 Repped 1,111 Times in 199 Posts Neg Reps: 1 Neg Repped at 9 Times in 8 Posts	wow.....howd that feel bitch __________________

06-23-2009, 05:17 PM	#7
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06-22-2009, 09:24 PM	#3
Kidss Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Bloomington Posts: 380 Repped: 0 Repped 34 Times in 26 Posts Neg Reps: 1 Neg Repped at 21 Times in 16 Posts	sounds like this bitch is fucked up

06-23-2009, 04:17 PM	#5
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