Rawdknee's Joke Club!!

RodKnee · 04-04-2009, 06:02 PM

Yo momma so fat, when she swimming it takes her 17 miles to turn around

Egyptian man 1: Ey, what time is it with ya camel n shit?
Egyptian man 2: Ey I own a bazaar and it's 9 o clock Fock you

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Al

Al Who
Al snap your mommas dick orf you oversized ho ass

Two Irish men are in a bar and an American walks in and says "I bet I could nail both your wives without getting an erection" so one irish man replies, "I dare you motherfocker, I shall lettuce you", so the American gets a nail gun and starts letting them motherfockers orf til everyone in the bar is dead! AW YEAH

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Yo, you got the time man?
What the fock, i'm busy man, SCAM! SCAM!
Dude, I ain't a dog, no need to shout at me like that!
There's every focking need, I'm trying to paint this bitch white
Well excuse me then, but how in the fuck am I supposed to know that shit?
oh what, I've got to explain myself to you now? dickhead
I dare you to open this motherfucking door man and say that shit to my face, I DARE YOU
..about twenty five past three

Yo daddy is so thick he focked yo mother

Rawdknee sperm is so lazy it takes an elevator to the eggs

A burglar has broke into a house an he is creeping through when he hears a voice sayin "Jesus is watching you!". He looks around thinking "what the fock's that?" but he doesnt see anything so he carries on, looks for some things to steal when he hears "jesus is watching you" again. He looks around and he see's a parrot in the corner so he asks the parrot "was that you?!" . the parrot says "yeah" so the Burglar asks what his name is and the parrot replies "Clifford". the burglar says "thats a bit of a stupid name for a parrot isnt it, which idiot gave you that focking name?" an the parrot says "the same idiot who named the rottweiler Jesus"

What's Yellow and Eats chips? China

In an Elevator
Man 1: AW JEEZ, have you just farted???
Man 2: the fock? You got a problem??
Man 1: Well I think I do actually, you anus is offensive, dumb ass!
Man 2: Aw yeah, Well have this,
Man 2 puts man one's penis into man 2's anus and man 1 contracts aids
Man 1: I don't understand what happened
Man 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A fat chick (probably McDuffee's wife) is in a bar and she says to one fella, "If you can guess my weight right, I'll let you fock me" so he replies "About 90 stone you ugly fat bitch" to which she replies "That's near enough

"
More to come

CaliforniKated · 04-05-2009, 10:10 AM

lol................

Young Justice · 04-05-2009, 04:14 PM

Fuck you man, your posts are crazy :). U killin this shit for real.

Blizzy · 04-05-2009, 05:39 PM

lmao at the knock knock one.....you like Richard Pryor

ps Am I the chairman of this club?

RodKnee · 04-05-2009, 05:46 PM

Yeah

but you can't call yourself Chairman of the board! I'm the only Frank Sinatra round here!

Young Justice · 04-05-2009, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RodKnee

Yeah

but you can't call yourself Chairman of the board! I'm the only Frank Sinatra round here!

Frank's not around no more, NY's mine

RodKnee · 04-06-2009, 01:19 PM

Updaayted

Blizzy · 04-06-2009, 02:41 PM

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Yo, you got the time man?
What the fock, i'm busy man, SCAM! SCAM!
Dude, I ain't a dog, no need to shout at me like that!
There's every focking need, I'm trying to paint this bitch white
Well excuse me then, but how in the fuck am I supposed to know that shit?
oh what, I've got to explain myself to you now? dickhead
I dare you to open this motherfucking door man and say that shit to my face, I DARE YOU
..about twenty five past three

^lmao^

Young Justice · 04-06-2009, 06:29 PM

LMAO, this man is president of comedy!

RodKnee · 05-15-2009, 09:09 AM

BAM! Rawd got jokess

iNfAMOUS G-CORP. · 05-15-2009, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young Justice

Frank's not around no more, NY's mine

Thats Frank Lucas

Blizzy · 05-15-2009, 05:58 PM

LMAO....the 2 men in a lift lol

supragtx · 11-11-2009, 05:03 AM

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

rodkneeeeeee

sbrecords · 11-11-2009, 05:03 AM

* R. kelly goes up to SB *

" How could you make a video about me peeing on someone *

* SB stares *

" Muthafurker, How could you make a video about you peeing on someone "

real mature

heroin · 11-11-2009, 11:24 AM

What's Yellow and Eats chips? China

ur crazy

Gunners · 11-11-2009, 02:07 PM

Lmao .

04-04-2009, 06:02 PM	#1
RodKnee Dr. Pussy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Catsville Posts: 2,133 Repped: 710 Repped 364 Times in 202 Posts Neg Reps: 73 Neg Repped at 28 Times in 25 Posts	Rawdknee's Joke Club!! Rawdknee's Joke Club!! Yo momma so fat, when she swimming it takes her 17 miles to turn around Egyptian man 1: Ey, what time is it with ya camel n shit? Egyptian man 2: Ey I own a bazaar and it's 9 o clock Fock you Knock Knock Who's There? Al Al Who Al snap your mommas dick orf you oversized ho ass Two Irish men are in a bar and an American walks in and says "I bet I could nail both your wives without getting an erection" so one irish man replies, "I dare you motherfocker, I shall lettuce you", so the American gets a nail gun and starts letting them motherfockers orf til everyone in the bar is dead! AW YEAH Knock Knock Who's there? Yo, you got the time man? What the fock, i'm busy man, SCAM! SCAM! Dude, I ain't a dog, no need to shout at me like that! There's every focking need, I'm trying to paint this bitch white Well excuse me then, but how in the fuck am I supposed to know that shit? oh what, I've got to explain myself to you now? dickhead I dare you to open this motherfucking door man and say that shit to my face, I DARE YOU ..about twenty five past three Yo daddy is so thick he focked yo mother Rawdknee sperm is so lazy it takes an elevator to the eggs A burglar has broke into a house an he is creeping through when he hears a voice sayin "Jesus is watching you!". He looks around thinking "what the fock's that?" but he doesnt see anything so he carries on, looks for some things to steal when he hears "jesus is watching you" again. He looks around and he see's a parrot in the corner so he asks the parrot "was that you?!" . the parrot says "yeah" so the Burglar asks what his name is and the parrot replies "Clifford". the burglar says "thats a bit of a stupid name for a parrot isnt it, which idiot gave you that focking name?" an the parrot says "the same idiot who named the rottweiler Jesus" What's Yellow and Eats chips? China In an Elevator Man 1: AW JEEZ, have you just farted??? Man 2: the fock? You got a problem?? Man 1: Well I think I do actually, you anus is offensive, dumb ass! Man 2: Aw yeah, Well have this, Man 2 puts man one's penis into man 2's anus and man 1 contracts aids Man 1: I don't understand what happened Man 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA A fat chick (probably McDuffee's wife) is in a bar and she says to one fella, "If you can guess my weight right, I'll let you fock me" so he replies "About 90 stone you ugly fat bitch" to which she replies "That's near enough " More to come __________________ Put me in you Last edited by RodKnee; 05-15-2009 at 09:19 AM.

04-05-2009, 04:14 PM	#3
Young Justice G-Unit Movement Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Europe, The Czech Republic, Prague Posts: 3,203 Repped: 1,531 Repped 532 Times in 188 Posts Neg Reps: 1 Neg Repped at 8 Times in 7 Posts	Fuck you man, your posts are crazy :). U killin this shit for real. __________________ "No handcuffs in the club, I ain't Officer Ricky"

04-05-2009, 05:39 PM	#4
Blizzy Wordsmith Join Date: May 2008 Location: In Battlefield's Posts: 3,359 Repped: 687 Repped 345 Times in 158 Posts Neg Reps: 25 Neg Repped at 26 Times in 25 Posts	lmao at the knock knock one.....you like Richard Pryor ps Am I the chairman of this club? __________________ MY MUSIC CHECK IT OUT myspace.com/ttpbloodshot

04-05-2009, 05:46 PM	#5
RodKnee Dr. Pussy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Catsville Posts: 2,133 Repped: 710 Repped 364 Times in 202 Posts Neg Reps: 73 Neg Repped at 28 Times in 25 Posts	Yeah but you can't call yourself Chairman of the board! I'm the only Frank Sinatra round here! __________________ Put me in you

04-06-2009, 01:19 PM	#7
RodKnee Dr. Pussy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Catsville Posts: 2,133 Repped: 710 Repped 364 Times in 202 Posts Neg Reps: 73 Neg Repped at 28 Times in 25 Posts	Updaayted __________________ Put me in you

04-05-2009, 10:10 AM	#2
CaliforniKated Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Venus Posts: 4,035 Repped: 2,035 Repped 496 Times in 267 Posts Neg Reps: 223 Neg Repped at 204 Times in 130 Posts	lol................

04-06-2009, 02:41 PM	#8
Blizzy Wordsmith Join Date: May 2008 Location: In Battlefield's Posts: 3,359 Repped: 687 Repped 345 Times in 158 Posts Neg Reps: 25 Neg Repped at 26 Times in 25 Posts	Knock Knock Who's there? Yo, you got the time man? What the fock, i'm busy man, SCAM! SCAM! Dude, I ain't a dog, no need to shout at me like that! There's every focking need, I'm trying to paint this bitch white Well excuse me then, but how in the fuck am I supposed to know that shit? oh what, I've got to explain myself to you now? dickhead I dare you to open this motherfucking door man and say that shit to my face, I DARE YOU ..about twenty five past three ^lmao^ __________________ MY MUSIC CHECK IT OUT myspace.com/ttpbloodshot

04-06-2009, 06:29 PM	#9
Young Justice G-Unit Movement Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Europe, The Czech Republic, Prague Posts: 3,203 Repped: 1,531 Repped 532 Times in 188 Posts Neg Reps: 1 Neg Repped at 8 Times in 7 Posts	LMAO, this man is president of comedy! __________________ "No handcuffs in the club, I ain't Officer Ricky"

05-15-2009, 09:09 AM	#10
RodKnee Dr. Pussy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Catsville Posts: 2,133 Repped: 710 Repped 364 Times in 202 Posts Neg Reps: 73 Neg Repped at 28 Times in 25 Posts	BAM! Rawd got jokess __________________ Put me in you

05-15-2009, 05:58 PM	#12
Blizzy Wordsmith Join Date: May 2008 Location: In Battlefield's Posts: 3,359 Repped: 687 Repped 345 Times in 158 Posts Neg Reps: 25 Neg Repped at 26 Times in 25 Posts	LMAO....the 2 men in a lift lol __________________ MY MUSIC CHECK IT OUT myspace.com/ttpbloodshot

11-11-2009, 05:03 AM	#13
supragtx Im a wªlkin ßitch magnet Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: eAsT hARlEm Nu YaAAWwWwK Posts: 5,887 Repped: 505 Repped 1,429 Times in 669 Posts Neg Reps: 31 Neg Repped at 159 Times in 144 Posts	LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO rodkneeeeeee __________________ [12:55AM] sbrecords: ziz is there an ignore button for a member in the chatbox? [12:56AM] Mixtape Assassin: if there wuz one i wouldnt even have read your message just now lol

11-11-2009, 05:03 AM	#14
sbrecords BANNED Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Mexico Posts: 2,073 Repped: 771 Repped 479 Times in 297 Posts Neg Reps: 144 Neg Repped at 135 Times in 98 Posts	* R. kelly goes up to SB * " How could you make a video about me peeing on someone * * SB stares * " Muthafurker, How could you make a video about you peeing on someone " real mature __________________

11-11-2009, 11:24 AM	#15
heroin $$$$$$ Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Largo, FL Posts: 715 Repped: 186 Repped 100 Times in 67 Posts Neg Reps: 248 Neg Repped at 76 Times in 41 Posts	What's Yellow and Eats chips? China ur crazy

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