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Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No, I meant what is the foundation of this case? It's made of concrete. I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? No,we have carport, and not need one. I mean, what are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland. Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her. Is your wife a nagger? No, she white. Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me. What makes you think that? I got proof. What kind of proof? She going to poison me! She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"!
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03-21-2009, 07:46 AM
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03-21-2009, 04:27 PM
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get the fuck outta here with this fake racist bullshit joke nigguh
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03-21-2009, 04:59 PM
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03-22-2009, 01:54 PM
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aight ...
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nice one...
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Lol, Funny
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