Diffrent Types Of pussy

SeanGold · 04-27-2007, 11:56 AM

1. Expensive Pussy
Most pussy falls into this definition. Expensive Pussy can be recognized by the following - fur coats, $500 dresses, spandex, bright colored shorts, and shirts with greek letters on them. 98% of good pussy falls into this category.

Advantages: If you can afford it, it will be great.

Disadvantages: Many, mostly in the form of checking account depletion. Often not worth it.

2. Cheap Pussy
Very rare. Usually comes in the form of a girlfriend of yours who will not go away no matter what you do. Cheap Pussy can be recognized by the following - she will often pay for dinner, understands when you are broke, calls every day, wants it constantly, easily hurt, but shake it off.

Advantages: Inexpensive, guaranteed, loving, will try anything once and sometimes twice. You're lucky if you find this.

Disadvantages: Won't go away, possessive, bugs you all the time, can keep you from the tasks of finding other pussy, will eventually want to get married and/or have children soon thus ruining it. Often not worth it.

3. Hired Pussy
Found in the Hollywood area of Southern California and in every other large city in the US and abroad. Recognized by scanty clothes and come-hither looks. Expense varies greatly with the quality. The difference between Hired Pussy and Expensive Pussy is that the money is up-front.

Advantages: You don't have to stick around, won't tell your girlfriend, doesn't care who you are or what you look like, often very experienced, usually cheaper than Expensive Pussy.

Disadvantages: More expensive than Cheap Pussy in the long run, risk of disease is high, is illegal in most areas and the risk of jail time is high. Often not worth it.

4. Virgin Pussy
This type is getting rarer each day. Recognized by conservative clothes, good manners, and a marked distaste for dirty jokes and porno movies. Can be very loving if you promise marriage, but will cause you more problems as you go along. Frustration level is high as Virgin Pussy tends to want to stay that way for some unknown reason.

Advantages: Risk of disease is very low, will offer a very tight "fit" if it gives in, sometimes open to new experience, will often offer "other" services if Virginity is to be maintained.

Disadvantages: Usually will not give in until marriage, will cause discomfort upon use, not very imaginative, not usually into using birth control which can cause "accidents", can only be used once. Usually not worth it unless you're into that sort of thing.

5. Nympho Pussy
Very rare. Recognized by the tendency to drag you by your balls into bed and going at it to the point of exhaustion Very experienced, will teach you things you never knew. Expense varies depending on level of Nymphomania.

Advantages: Will send you into la-la land, will try anything once.

Disadvantages: You are probably not the only one, thus disease risk can be high, will tire you out and ask for more, can be unstable, will not give a steady relationship. Often not worth it.

6. Frigid Pussy
Less rare. See (4) for recognition. Difference is that this Pussy will not yield no matter what. Any expense involved is simply wasted (unless you are into real frustration).

Advantages: There are no advantages.

Disadvantages: Too many to list here. Best to stay away once recognized. Never worth it.

7. Innocent Nympho Pussy
Rare. Recognized by being in a small, sweet, innocent package which you would never in a million years think would give in, but when it does, you are in for a hell of a surprise. Often mistaken for (4). Expense varies, but usually falls into the cheaper category.

Advantages: The surprise is blissful. Always worth it. Keep it if you can.

Disadvantages: If (4) is mistaken for (7), serious consequences may result. May or may not be faithful.

8. Party Pussy
Found at bars and at parties. Recognized by glass of wine in hand and bloodshot eyes. Will engage in group festivities while completely ripped. Expense usually covers drinks. Make sure you are not ripped as to better enjoy the experience.

Advantages: Easy to obtain unless you are real unlucky. Be sure to say the right things.

Disadvantages: Disease risk is high, will not usually remain faithful, the Support System may tend to puke all over you. Often not worth it.

9. Nutsy Pussy
Support System has psychological problems. Recognized by the fact that she will go out with you, then spill her problems on you. May tend to kill you while you sleep. Gives in for no apparent reason.. Usually found as a quiet co-worker.

Advantages: Easy.
Disadvantages: Never really worth it.

~never~B~A-UNIT · 04-27-2007, 12:01 PM

lol this is funny n true

sofis2cated · 04-27-2007, 01:39 PM

Right on the money!!!

Chocobo Killa · 04-28-2007, 02:10 AM

dere are two different types of jokes

one dat is funny
and one dat is not funny

which one do you think dis falls under

unitymama · 04-30-2007, 06:52 PM

(*Cheap Pussy*)HUH?Cheap Pussy,if that dick don't want any pussy then it might want another dick huh??Hmmmmmmmm!!!!

unitymama · 04-30-2007, 07:03 PM

Oh you don't need to worry about the girl with pussies,you need to worry about the girls with the dicks anyway!!!!!!......

Chocobo Killa · 04-30-2007, 07:05 PM

^^^ rep her she made a funnie

coookthvs101 · 05-01-2007, 11:39 AM

the innocent nympho is the best..but (draggin u to the bed by your balls) is a classic!

jowisaki · 11-24-2007, 02:04 AM

i like them all

keno06 · 11-26-2007, 09:45 PM

this is good

Whoo_Kid · 11-26-2007, 10:33 PM

funny...............

Kanyes Advocate · 11-27-2007, 10:31 AM

haha i like innocent nympho myself

AKLowther · 11-29-2007, 05:10 PM

^^^^^sounds good...that shit was pretty funny

boogieb · 11-30-2007, 08:36 AM

funny shit

Martin_2_Slick · 12-14-2007, 03:28 PM

madd funny

Klimax9 · 12-17-2007, 07:22 PM

This is so on tha money playa...

Cashvillian · 12-17-2007, 10:07 PM

LOL The pussy scientist.

Martin_2_Slick · 12-19-2007, 03:23 PM

lmfaooo props...

FrankLucas · 12-19-2007, 05:23 PM

nympho and expensive pussy is where its at

Plonsje · 12-22-2007, 07:42 AM

props for this homez

ExXxile · 12-23-2007, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeanGold

9. Nutsy Pussy
Support System has psychological problems. Recognized by the fact that she will go out with you, then spill her problems on you. May tend to kill you while you sleep. Gives in for no apparent reason.. Usually found as a quiet co-worker.

Advantages: Easy.
Disadvantages: Never really worth it.

Lmao!!! thats exactly what happened to one of my friends!

MaxiG · 12-23-2007, 03:23 PM

not worth it

04-27-2007, 11:56 AM	#1
SeanGold Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 70 Repped: 24 Repped 60 Times in 17 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Diffrent Types Of pussy Diffrent Types Of pussy 1. Expensive Pussy Most pussy falls into this definition. Expensive Pussy can be recognized by the following - fur coats, $500 dresses, spandex, bright colored shorts, and shirts with greek letters on them. 98% of good pussy falls into this category. Advantages: If you can afford it, it will be great. Disadvantages: Many, mostly in the form of checking account depletion. Often not worth it. 2. Cheap Pussy Very rare. Usually comes in the form of a girlfriend of yours who will not go away no matter what you do. Cheap Pussy can be recognized by the following - she will often pay for dinner, understands when you are broke, calls every day, wants it constantly, easily hurt, but shake it off. Advantages: Inexpensive, guaranteed, loving, will try anything once and sometimes twice. You're lucky if you find this. Disadvantages: Won't go away, possessive, bugs you all the time, can keep you from the tasks of finding other pussy, will eventually want to get married and/or have children soon thus ruining it. Often not worth it. 3. Hired Pussy Found in the Hollywood area of Southern California and in every other large city in the US and abroad. Recognized by scanty clothes and come-hither looks. Expense varies greatly with the quality. The difference between Hired Pussy and Expensive Pussy is that the money is up-front. Advantages: You don't have to stick around, won't tell your girlfriend, doesn't care who you are or what you look like, often very experienced, usually cheaper than Expensive Pussy. Disadvantages: More expensive than Cheap Pussy in the long run, risk of disease is high, is illegal in most areas and the risk of jail time is high. Often not worth it. 4. Virgin Pussy This type is getting rarer each day. Recognized by conservative clothes, good manners, and a marked distaste for dirty jokes and porno movies. Can be very loving if you promise marriage, but will cause you more problems as you go along. Frustration level is high as Virgin Pussy tends to want to stay that way for some unknown reason. Advantages: Risk of disease is very low, will offer a very tight "fit" if it gives in, sometimes open to new experience, will often offer "other" services if Virginity is to be maintained. Disadvantages: Usually will not give in until marriage, will cause discomfort upon use, not very imaginative, not usually into using birth control which can cause "accidents", can only be used once. Usually not worth it unless you're into that sort of thing. 5. Nympho Pussy Very rare. Recognized by the tendency to drag you by your balls into bed and going at it to the point of exhaustion Very experienced, will teach you things you never knew. Expense varies depending on level of Nymphomania. Advantages: Will send you into la-la land, will try anything once. Disadvantages: You are probably not the only one, thus disease risk can be high, will tire you out and ask for more, can be unstable, will not give a steady relationship. Often not worth it. 6. Frigid Pussy Less rare. See (4) for recognition. Difference is that this Pussy will not yield no matter what. Any expense involved is simply wasted (unless you are into real frustration). Advantages: There are no advantages. Disadvantages: Too many to list here. Best to stay away once recognized. Never worth it. 7. Innocent Nympho Pussy Rare. Recognized by being in a small, sweet, innocent package which you would never in a million years think would give in, but when it does, you are in for a hell of a surprise. Often mistaken for (4). Expense varies, but usually falls into the cheaper category. Advantages: The surprise is blissful. Always worth it. Keep it if you can. Disadvantages: If (4) is mistaken for (7), serious consequences may result. May or may not be faithful. 8. Party Pussy Found at bars and at parties. Recognized by glass of wine in hand and bloodshot eyes. Will engage in group festivities while completely ripped. Expense usually covers drinks. Make sure you are not ripped as to better enjoy the experience. Advantages: Easy to obtain unless you are real unlucky. Be sure to say the right things. Disadvantages: Disease risk is high, will not usually remain faithful, the Support System may tend to puke all over you. Often not worth it. 9. Nutsy Pussy Support System has psychological problems. Recognized by the fact that she will go out with you, then spill her problems on you. May tend to kill you while you sleep. Gives in for no apparent reason.. Usually found as a quiet co-worker. Advantages: Easy. Disadvantages: Never really worth it.

04-27-2007, 12:01 PM	#2
~never~B~A-UNIT Veteran Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Everywhere Your NOT. Posts: 2,316 Repped: 162 Repped 270 Times in 30 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	lol this is funny n true __________________

04-28-2007, 02:10 AM	#4
Chocobo Killa hideouslookin@hotmail.com Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 1,320 Repped: 236 Repped 571 Times in 146 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	dere are two different types of jokes one dat is funny and one dat is not funny which one do you think dis falls under __________________

04-30-2007, 07:05 PM	#7
Chocobo Killa hideouslookin@hotmail.com Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 1,320 Repped: 236 Repped 571 Times in 146 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	^^^ rep her she made a funnie __________________

11-27-2007, 10:31 AM	#12
Kanyes Advocate Ape Shall Never Kill Ape Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Tokyo , Japan Posts: 304 Repped: 71 Repped 8 Times in 4 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	haha i like innocent nympho myself __________________

04-27-2007, 01:39 PM	#3
sofis2cated California Lyricist Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Bakersfield, CA Posts: 765 Repped: 33 Repped 10 Times in 8 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 1 Time in 1 Post	Right on the money!!!

04-30-2007, 06:52 PM	#5
unitymama veteran Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GA. Posts: 6,445 Repped: 1,647 Repped 73 Times in 38 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Neg Reps: 7 Neg Repped at 8 Times in 7 Posts	(Cheap Pussy)HUH?Cheap Pussy,if that dick don't want any pussy then it might want another dick huh??Hmmmmmmmm!!!!

04-30-2007, 07:03 PM	#6
unitymama veteran Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GA. Posts: 6,445 Repped: 1,647 Repped 73 Times in 38 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Neg Reps: 7 Neg Repped at 8 Times in 7 Posts	Oh you don't need to worry about the girl with pussies,you need to worry about the girls with the dicks anyway!!!!!!......

05-01-2007, 11:39 AM	#8
coookthvs101 BLACkWaLLAfterMAth Join Date: May 2006 Location: MIA Posts: 2,100 Repped: 164 Repped 211 Times in 37 Posts Neg Reps: 14 Neg Repped at 6 Times in 3 Posts	the innocent nympho is the best..but (draggin u to the bed by your balls) is a classic!

11-24-2007, 02:04 AM	#9
jowisaki Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: canada Posts: 498 Repped: 9 Repped 2 Times in 1 Post Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	i like them all

11-26-2007, 09:45 PM	#10
keno06 Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 51 Repped: 10 Repped 0 Times in 0 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	this is good

11-26-2007, 10:33 PM	#11
Whoo_Kid Cleveland Faithful Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ohio Posts: 4,643 Repped: 1,312 Repped 1,305 Times in 511 Posts Neg Reps: 55 Neg Repped at 67 Times in 55 Posts	funny...............

11-29-2007, 05:10 PM	#13
AKLowther Veteran Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Reppin The Real Derrty South...FL Posts: 2,491 Repped: 307 Repped 46 Times in 22 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	^^^^^sounds good...that shit was pretty funny

11-30-2007, 08:36 AM	#14
boogieb You Already Know I Go In. Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: QU, NY Posts: 608 Repped: 333 Repped 4 Times in 3 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	funny shit __________________ "Your A Leader When You Can Get A Leader to Follow You" - Jadakiss

12-14-2007, 03:28 PM	#15
Martin_2_Slick Noob Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: New York Posts: 50 Repped: 0 Repped 0 Times in 0 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	madd funny

12-17-2007, 07:22 PM	#16
Klimax9 MVP Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: P.O. Posts: 728 Repped: 296 Repped 11 Times in 11 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	This is so on tha money playa...

12-17-2007, 10:07 PM	#17
Cashvillian Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Cashville, Ten-a-key Posts: 1,223 Repped: 20 Repped 94 Times in 46 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 6 Times in 5 Posts	LOL The pussy scientist.

12-19-2007, 03:23 PM	#18
Martin_2_Slick Noob Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: New York Posts: 50 Repped: 0 Repped 0 Times in 0 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	lmfaooo props...

12-19-2007, 05:23 PM	#19
FrankLucas Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: La La Land Posts: 68 Repped: 0 Repped 2 Times in 1 Post Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	nympho and expensive pussy is where its at

12-22-2007, 07:42 AM	#20
Plonsje Veteran Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Netherlands Posts: 2,322 Repped: 2,246 Repped 12 Times in 7 Posts Neg Reps: 4 Neg Repped at 1 Time in 1 Post	props for this homez

12-23-2007, 03:23 PM	#22
MaxiG Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 128 Repped: 4 Repped 1 Time in 1 Post Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	not worth it

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