5 really important Questions

zuluking · 04-17-2007, 03:52 AM

This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to...

5 really important Questions:

Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".

Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under."

Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they
take your house and car with them.

Q5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch

zuluking · 04-17-2007, 03:53 AM

Two gay gentlemen are walking through a zoo. They come across the gorillas and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this.

One of the men just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it. The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and shags him for six hours nonstop.

When he's done, the gorilla throws the man back out of the cage. An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.

Next day his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?"

"AM I HURT?", he crys, "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called, he hasn't written ..."

NOT FUNNY

native og · 04-17-2007, 04:57 PM

haha some questions aight rep u cuz u knew the other wasnt funny lol

Magico · 04-19-2007, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tanaka

Two gay gentlemen are walking through a zoo. They come across the gorillas and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this.

One of the men just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it. The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and shags him for six hours nonstop.

When he's done, the gorilla throws the man back out of the cage. An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.

Next day his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?"

"AM I HURT?", he crys, "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called, he hasn't written ..."

NOT FUNNY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Manolo · 04-21-2007, 10:20 AM

^ HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

and Q4 the best!

Kid Mike · 04-23-2007, 06:40 AM

Q3 is a killier. . props

jowisaki · 11-24-2007, 02:05 AM

propzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

jayrdonn · 01-11-2008, 10:12 AM

funny man..

04-17-2007, 03:52 AM	#1
zuluking soon to retire Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ZULU HOOD MOTHERFUCKER Posts: 5,649 Repped: 2,138 Repped 12,550 Times in 1,362 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Neg Reps: 107 Neg Repped at 49 Times in 39 Posts	5 really important Questions 5 really important Questions This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to... 5 really important Questions: Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here". Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under." Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch __________________ some got hopes and dreams, I have means and ways “If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize.”

04-17-2007, 03:53 AM	#2
zuluking soon to retire Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ZULU HOOD MOTHERFUCKER Posts: 5,649 Repped: 2,138 Repped 12,550 Times in 1,362 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Neg Reps: 107 Neg Repped at 49 Times in 39 Posts	No Homo Two gay gentlemen are walking through a zoo. They come across the gorillas and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this. One of the men just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it. The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and shags him for six hours nonstop. When he's done, the gorilla throws the man back out of the cage. An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital. Next day his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?" "AM I HURT?", he crys, "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called, he hasn't written ..." NOT FUNNY __________________ some got hopes and dreams, I have means and ways “If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize.”

04-21-2007, 10:20 AM	#5
Manolo AKA Certified Gangsta Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Holland Posts: 5,220 Repped: 675 Repped 109 Times in 23 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	^ HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA and Q4 the best! __________________ Life is complicated. I killed people, smuggled people, sold people. Perhaps here, 'Things will be different.'

04-23-2007, 06:40 AM	#6
Kid Mike aka Lyrical-sta Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Australia, South West Sydney // East Coast Posts: 2,759 Repped: 267 Repped 388 Times in 100 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Q3 is a killier. . props __________________

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04-17-2007, 04:57 PM	#3
native og Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: West Coast Posts: 439 Repped: 236 Repped 2 Times in 1 Post Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	haha some questions aight rep u cuz u knew the other wasnt funny lol

11-24-2007, 02:05 AM	#7
jowisaki Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: canada Posts: 498 Repped: 9 Repped 2 Times in 1 Post Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	propzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

01-11-2008, 10:12 AM	#8
jayrdonn Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 597 Repped: 169 Repped 0 Times in 0 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 0 Times in 0 Posts	funny man..