WTF? OH SHIT! Eminem subject of new conspiracy theory!!!

RodKnee · 11-06-2009, 12:29 PM

Marshall Bruce Tea Mathers, the Rapper/Actor/Philanthropist better known to the world as Eminem has been a staple of popular music for the last decade. But after a recent investigation by the RCS it seems there is more to him, or at least his name that meets the eye. Complex mathematics and equations have appeared to unravel the actual (no 50) meaning of the term 'Eminem'.

Born in 1972 to the parents of Debbie & Marshall Mathers jr, Marshall the Third quickly became known in his neighborhood as Debbie and Marshalls new baby. He ate several meals as a child and used to gaze out of the window to the outside world. On occasions he would look in through the window from the outside world to try and achieve his childhood ambition of being a magpie and trying to understand this birds' mindset.

As young jolly Marshall grew up he increasingly became interested in the Hip Hop form of music. Mesmerized by the rhyming techniques of rappers, he became influenced by such historic raps line as "I'm a mermaid not a barmaid so my starfish isn't made of chocolate, want it?" by the SDB (Slow Down Bitch) Crew, a female rap group of Long Island NY and also "Im serious nigga one of yall niggaz got this ass motherfuckin up" by West coast Legend of Hipping Hop, Doctor Dre. At home Marshall began to write his own lyrics with subjects ranging from Growing up in a poor family, his luck in the romance world, Dragon quests, the violence in the streets around him and also commentaries on the Hollywood world and Celebrities.

Marshalls first rap name was "Coma Toucan". Not having the money to record music professionally or in an amateur space (no 50) he would simply attempt selling sheets of paper with lyrics on. Years later and after numerous name changes things became very interesting...indeed they did. Marshall Mathers cracked codes and smashed boundries and introduced the name "EMINEM".

After releasing a few CD's which did very well in musical charts, some people turned there attention away from the music and to this mysterious name "EMINEM". A group of scientists and Investigators at the RCS set out to find the deeper than rap meaning to the mysterious name "EMINEM". Here we will set it out in superior White, and also black.

Eminem was born "Marshall Mathers". When he was born, he was born as a baby. Take just the first letter of these two words and you are left with M M.
Was it a coincedence that M was the first letter of his first name and surname AND ALSO his initials without B(ruce) and T(ea)? But here is the code breaking part. If you have two M's side by side, you might say you have an M and an M. For demonstrations sake, let's pretend M is dating M. If you saw this couple walking towards you and you was a young person, THE KIND WHO ENJOY EMIMENS MUSIC THE MOST, you would exclaim.."OH LOOK LOL IT'S M AN M FOR DEFINATE". Did you notice that? M an M! Repeat that out loud at normal talking pace.

M&M becomes EMINEM! Incredible isn't it, and today we expose this code for the first time. We have laid out all the evidence and now all we have left to do is wonder of the reason for this secret society type code. It is entirely possible Eminem is a leader of an organisation behind closed doors or walls. Eminem could be here for other reasons aside from entertainment. May those reasons be positive or negative we MUST begin lobbying the government and FBI to investigate this being. Now we have exposed this cover up, he or they may enforce there plans much quicker than planned. THE TRUTH HAS COME!

Brought to you by the Rawdknee Conspiracy Society.

aftermath · 11-06-2009, 12:32 PM

AUTHENTICakaATT · 11-06-2009, 12:34 PM

why the fuck would you bother writting all of this..i mean really

RodKnee · 11-06-2009, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by aftermath

The fuck you tryin tah say playboy?

RodKnee · 11-06-2009, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AUTHENTICakaATT

why the fuck would you bother writting all of this..i mean really

Sorry Sir

It just seemed like such a good idea at the time

Whoo_Kid · 11-06-2009, 02:17 PM

is there a cliff notes version

Combustion · 11-06-2009, 02:39 PM

well since he knew his name started with M AND M

not hard to choose Eminem

BallerV24 · 11-06-2009, 04:45 PM

How do we tie this in with the chocolate M&M's children of the past and present have enjoyed?

11-06-2009, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Whoo_Kid

is there a cliff notes version

coming from whoo kid

DesDevious · 11-06-2009, 08:04 PM

this thread.........is void of sense

11-06-2009, 12:29 PM	#1
RodKnee Dr. Pussy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Catsville Posts: 2,362 Repped: 817 Repped 446 Times in 245 Posts Neg Reps: 81 Neg Repped at 32 Times in 28 Posts	OH SHIT! Eminem subject of new conspiracy theory!!! OH SHIT! Eminem subject of new conspiracy theory!!! Marshall Bruce Tea Mathers, the Rapper/Actor/Philanthropist better known to the world as Eminem has been a staple of popular music for the last decade. But after a recent investigation by the RCS it seems there is more to him, or at least his name that meets the eye. Complex mathematics and equations have appeared to unravel the actual (no 50) meaning of the term 'Eminem'. Born in 1972 to the parents of Debbie & Marshall Mathers jr, Marshall the Third quickly became known in his neighborhood as Debbie and Marshalls new baby. He ate several meals as a child and used to gaze out of the window to the outside world. On occasions he would look in through the window from the outside world to try and achieve his childhood ambition of being a magpie and trying to understand this birds' mindset. As young jolly Marshall grew up he increasingly became interested in the Hip Hop form of music. Mesmerized by the rhyming techniques of rappers, he became influenced by such historic raps line as "I'm a mermaid not a barmaid so my starfish isn't made of chocolate, want it?" by the SDB (Slow Down Bitch) Crew, a female rap group of Long Island NY and also "Im serious nigga one of yall niggaz got this ass motherfuckin up" by West coast Legend of Hipping Hop, Doctor Dre. At home Marshall began to write his own lyrics with subjects ranging from Growing up in a poor family, his luck in the romance world, Dragon quests, the violence in the streets around him and also commentaries on the Hollywood world and Celebrities. Marshalls first rap name was "Coma Toucan". Not having the money to record music professionally or in an amateur space (no 50) he would simply attempt selling sheets of paper with lyrics on. Years later and after numerous name changes things became very interesting...indeed they did. Marshall Mathers cracked codes and smashed boundries and introduced the name "EMINEM". After releasing a few CD's which did very well in musical charts, some people turned there attention away from the music and to this mysterious name "EMINEM". A group of scientists and Investigators at the RCS set out to find the deeper than rap meaning to the mysterious name "EMINEM". Here we will set it out in superior White, and also black. Eminem was born "Marshall Mathers". When he was born, he was born as a baby. Take just the first letter of these two words and you are left with M M. Was it a coincedence that M was the first letter of his first name and surname AND ALSO his initials without B(ruce) and T(ea)? But here is the code breaking part. If you have two M's side by side, you might say you have an M and an M. For demonstrations sake, let's pretend M is dating M. If you saw this couple walking towards you and you was a young person, THE KIND WHO ENJOY EMIMENS MUSIC THE MOST, you would exclaim.."OH LOOK LOL IT'S M AN M FOR DEFINATE". Did you notice that? M an M! Repeat that out loud at normal talking pace. M&M becomes EMINEM! Incredible isn't it, and today we expose this code for the first time. We have laid out all the evidence and now all we have left to do is wonder of the reason for this secret society type code. It is entirely possible Eminem is a leader of an organisation behind closed doors or walls. Eminem could be here for other reasons aside from entertainment. May those reasons be positive or negative we MUST begin lobbying the government and FBI to investigate this being. Now we have exposed this cover up, he or they may enforce there plans much quicker than planned. THE TRUTH HAS COME! Brought to you by the Rawdknee Conspiracy Society. __________________ Put me in you

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BallerV24 Bizzanned! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Glendale, CA Posts: 4,688 Repped: 2,107 Repped 507 Times in 153 Posts Neg Reps: 30 Neg Repped at 1 Time in 1 Post	How do we tie this in with the chocolate M&M's children of the past and present have enjoyed? __________________ they say that sleepin' is the cousin of death im wide awake while you're dreamin your last breath

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DesDevious A Martian Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Mars Posts: 1,323 Repped: 226 Repped 238 Times in 125 Posts Neg Reps: 38 Neg Repped at 21 Times in 15 Posts	this thread.........is void of sense __________________ The only thing faster than the speed of light......is the speed of DARK!!!!!!!

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Whoo_Kid Cleveland Faithful Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ohio Posts: 4,563 Repped: 1,273 Repped 1,247 Times in 491 Posts Neg Reps: 52 Neg Repped at 65 Times in 53 Posts	is there a cliff notes version

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Combustion Im da best Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: LA Posts: 845 Repped: 2 Repped 143 Times in 99 Posts Neg Reps: 1 Neg Repped at 236 Times in 99 Posts	well since he knew his name started with M AND M not hard to choose Eminem

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