General Have You Ever Used a Bitch?

Chobie · 07-05-2009, 09:20 AM

Like, pretendin you want a relationship but really, only after the sex?

Shit is easy apart from when you like another girl and you gotta give a reason to this one as to why you're breakin up...

HJones · 07-05-2009, 09:31 AM

lol @ Chobie thinkin people believe he's ever had a girlfriend

scool · 07-05-2009, 10:11 AM

hahahahahhahhahhaa u aint never even kissed a girl u bum

hitek · 07-05-2009, 10:16 AM

Stupid fuck, we all know yous a faggot chobie. Fuck outta here with that bullshit

Nikelz · 07-05-2009, 10:31 AM

lol nigga you still order wrestling on pay per view...stfu

s2 Odie · 07-05-2009, 10:36 AM

i dont know a single person who hasnt used a girl, last time i did it was with a girl in my college acting class, met her in class, she came over that night, slapped my friend, said she wanted to wait to have sex, then she came over the next night and while we were fuckin she asked me to be her boyfriend....so im like alright...i cant say no cuz im inside her and she might pack up her pussy and leave....then she got weird and clingy, she came over the next day, i fucked her raw even though she wasnt on birth control....then i told her i was going to LA to be a actor in 3 weeks and i couldnt get involved....saw her about a month later on st.patties day, told her to call me but i turned my phone off, havent seen her since

Nikelz · 07-05-2009, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by s2 Odie

i dont know a single person who hasnt used a girl, last time i did it was with a girl in my college acting class, met her in class, she came over that night, slapped my friend, said she wanted to wait to have sex, then she came over the next night and while we were fuckin she asked me to be her boyfriend....so im like alright...i cant say no cuz im inside her and she might pack up her pussy and leave....then she got weird and clingy, she came over the next day, i fucked her raw even though she wasnt on birth control....then i told her i was going to LA to be a actor in 3 weeks and i couldnt get involved....saw her about a month later on st.patties day, told her to call me but i turned my phone off, havent seen her since

and michael jackson is still alive

s2 Odie · 07-05-2009, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Nikelz

and michael jackson is still alive

your not talkin to a dude who cares whether or not forum dwellers believe him, where im from if your critical of someone sex stories its only because your not gettin any pussy, dont be ashamed homie alot of kids on the internet dont get pussy, lookin at your avatar and the gay ass gifs you got in your arsenal means you spend the bulk of your time on your computer, your not foolin anyone

FacilDinero · 07-05-2009, 11:04 AM

I Don't Gotta Be In Or Pretend To Be In A Relationship To Get Pussy

Nikelz · 07-05-2009, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by s2 Odie

your not talkin to a dude who cares whether or not forum dwellers believe him, where im from if your critical of someone sex stories its only because your not gettin any pussy, dont be ashamed homie alot of kids on the internet dont get pussy, lookin at your avatar and the gay ass gifs you got in your arsenal means you spend the bulk of your time on your computer, your not foolin anyone

and typing paragraphs defending your sexual prowess really backs up your point bro

s2 Odie · 07-05-2009, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Nikelz

and typing paragraphs defending your sexual prowess really backs up your point bro

your not gettin it doggy, the fact that you expect proof of somethin as simple and meaningless as sex means that shit isnt even a part of your life....and nothing i said defended myself....everything i said was spinnin it on your loser ass, if you want some help i can help you, the first step is to leave the house, the second step is to stop bein afraid of rejection and hidin out on your computer pretendin you dont give a fuck

GodToYouKids22 · 07-05-2009, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by s2 Odie

your not gettin it doggy, the fact that you expect proof of somethin as simple and meaningless as sex means that shit isnt even a part of your life....and nothing i said defended myself....everything i said was spinnin it on your loser ass, if you want some help i can help you, the first step is to leave the house, the second step is to stop bein afraid of rejection and hidin out on your computer pretendin you dont give a fuck

omfg lmfaooooooooooo

Nikelz · 07-05-2009, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by s2 Odie

your not gettin it doggy, the fact that you expect proof of somethin as simple and meaningless as sex means that shit isnt even a part of your life....and nothing i said defended myself....everything i said was spinnin it on your loser ass, if you want some help i can help you, the first step is to leave the house, the second step is to stop bein afraid of rejection and hidin out on your computer pretendin you dont give a fuck

who said i expected proof? if anything, a nigga on the internet braggin about all the shit he does with bitches irl is the one thats suspect :/

btw, it dont take all that typing to get your point across

Nikelz · 07-05-2009, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by GodToYouKids22

omfg lmfaooooooooooo

Dragon Master Eric

give it a rest bro

GodToYouKids22 · 07-05-2009, 11:36 AM

^^^

rly?? ur gonna pull up suttin thats not me mr. i cyber with 15 yr old girls on msn??

tsk tsk tsk

remember, big brother is watching

Nikelz · 07-05-2009, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by GodToYouKids22

^^^

rly?? ur gonna pull up suttin thats not me mr. i cyber with 15 yr old girls on msn??

tsk tsk tsk

remember, big brother is watching

nah that shit was proven to be you, you denying it is just wack

and kate was lyin to you..ur the only one dumb enough to believe that shit

then again, you do love that fantasy shit right? :)

GodToYouKids22 · 07-05-2009, 11:41 AM

^^^

yet ur using the same corny cop out and getting wet off it X_X

but hey, whenever u do make it to a catch a predator show, make sure u make a thread about that as well

s2 Odie · 07-05-2009, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Nikelz

who said i expected proof? if anything, a nigga on the internet braggin about all the shit he does with bitches irl is the one thats suspect :/

btw, it dont take all that typing to get your point across

thats halarious kid, you think that this one girl i mention is ALLL the shit i do with bitches? your startin to talk like a virgin homie, seriously man you sound like one sexual encounter is so fuckin unbelievable to you...up until this point i figured youve actually got your dick licked but im startin to doubt it....and the typing thing is the next step homie....next time your talkin to a bitch dont act like a pussy who doesnt say shit and fumbles with his words cuz hes nervous....you know what you should do? hop on the back page of your paper and order up an escort, just get the first time over with and this will all start to make more sense to you doggy....eassssyyy

Nikelz · 07-05-2009, 11:44 AM

it aint really a corny copout when the shit is true :/

learn what words mean before you use em dragon master

s2 Odie · 07-05-2009, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by GodToYouKids22

^^^

yet ur using the same corny cop out and getting wet off it X_X

but hey, whenever u do make it to a catch a predator show, make sure u make a thread about that as well

hahaha yo is this dude serious chat roomin it up? god damn man that takes me back to when i was 13 tryna rustle a handjob out of the girls in my class on msn

GodToYouKids22 · 07-05-2009, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by s2 Odie

thats halarious kid, you think that this one girl i mention is ALLL the shit i do with bitches? your startin to talk like a virgin homie, seriously man you sound like one sexual encounter is so fuckin unbelievable to you...up until this point i figured youve actually got your dick licked but im startin to doubt it....and the typing thing is the next step homie....next time your talkin to a bitch dont act like a pussy who doesnt say shit and fumbles with his words cuz hes nervous....you know what you should do? hop on the back page of your paper and order up an escort, just get the first time over with and this will all start to make more sense to you doggy....eassssyyy

he already found a way to hide from actually going up to girls and asking them out, he just goes on chat rooms and tries to holla at lil girls......preferably those in dora the explorer forums and shit, right nikz??

Chris Hanson is DEF gon catch your ass

s2 Odie · 07-05-2009, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by GodToYouKids22

he already found a way to hide from actually going up to girls and asking them out, he just goes on chat rooms and tries to holla at lil girls......preferably those in dora the explorer forums and shit, right nikz??

Chris Hanson is DEF gon catch your ass

hahahahahahaha yo i knew somethin was up with this kid, what kind of self respectin man doubts another man about a pussy story? that shit cracks me the fuck up

Nikelz · 07-05-2009, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by s2 Odie

thats halarious kid, you think that this one girl i mention is ALLL the shit i do with bitches? your startin to talk like a virgin homie, seriously man you sound like one sexual encounter is so fuckin unbelievable to you...up until this point i figured youve actually got your dick licked but im startin to doubt it....and the typing thing is the next step homie....next time your talkin to a bitch dont act like a pussy who doesnt say shit and fumbles with his words cuz hes nervous....you know what you should do? hop on the back page of your paper and order up an escort, just get the first time over with and this will all start to make more sense to you doggy....eassssyyy

so now ur getting defensive cuz i dun figured u out bro? its cool, ur def not the first

heres what you should do so you can calm down; put on some 2pac (preferably Dear Mama or wutever 2pac song you faggots seem to latch on to), count to 20 in spanish and figure out something new to come with..cuz that "hey bro, you gotta be an internet virgin cuz you dont believe what im sayin" only works wit niggas like the dragon master, cuz he believes anything

PPfiddytoo · 07-05-2009, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by s2 Odie

your not talkin to a dude who cares whether or not forum dwellers believe him, where im from if your critical of someone sex stories its only because your not gettin any pussy, dont be ashamed homie alot of kids on the internet dont get pussy, lookin at your avatar and the gay ass gifs you got in your arsenal means you spend the bulk of your time on your computer, your not foolin anyone

LMAOOOO

wow just clowned nikz

s2 Odie · 07-05-2009, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Nikelz

so now ur getting defensive cuz i dun figured u out bro? its cool, ur def not the first

heres what you should do so you can calm down; put on some 2pac (preferably Dear Mama or wutever 2pac song you faggots seem to latch on to), count to 20 in spanish and figure out something new to come with..cuz that "hey bro, you gotta be an internet virgin cuz you dont believe what im sayin" only works wit niggas like the dragon master, cuz he believes anything

hahahaha your a sweety pie aint ya lil homie, its alright doggy im not judgin you, you hold on to your flower as long as you need to, save it for that someone special....and i keep tellin you but you aint listenin, you believing me doesnt matter to me homie im just laughin at you cuz you actin like sex is a pipe dream, keep hittin up that nickelodeon site for that sweet e-pussy pimpin

07-05-2009, 09:20 AM	#1
Chobie Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Location: UK Posts: 2,605 Repped: 35 Repped 759 Times in 337 Posts Neg Reps: 106 Neg Repped at 170 Times in 113 Posts	Have You Ever Used a Bitch? Have You Ever Used a Bitch? Like, pretendin you want a relationship but really, only after the sex? Shit is easy apart from when you like another girl and you gotta give a reason to this one as to why you're breakin up... __________________ This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. ^^i tried that yesterday, didnt work out well -NuScOOl

07-05-2009, 10:16 AM	#4
hitek Prescribed By The Doc Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: City Of Angels Posts: 462 Repped: 49 Repped 145 Times in 40 Posts Neg Reps: 12 Neg Repped at 6 Times in 5 Posts	Stupid fuck, we all know yous a faggot chobie. Fuck outta here with that bullshit __________________ Most slept on classic...Think outside the box and listen to DJ QUIK

07-05-2009, 10:31 AM	#5
Nikelz UGH UGH UGH! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Keri's Ass Posts: 13,016 Repped: 4,829 Repped 2,921 Times in 1,017 Posts Neg Reps: 641 Neg Repped at 572 Times in 329 Posts	lol nigga you still order wrestling on pay per view...stfu __________________ "the great warriors on the battlegrounds cant achieve the same goals as the king on the throne" - Mazarati1986

07-05-2009, 11:04 AM	#9
FacilDinero EasyMoney™ Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Queens Posts: 3,748 Repped: 911 Repped 677 Times in 421 Posts Neg Reps: 240 Neg Repped at 210 Times in 149 Posts	I Don't Gotta Be In Or Pretend To Be In A Relationship To Get Pussy __________________

07-05-2009, 11:36 AM	#15
GodToYouKids22 -Ŧħę Fяëşħ Pŕιиєê- Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Jerz Where We Tuck Heat And Love Shanks -Buddens Posts: 7,857 Repped: 1,171 Repped 1,921 Times in 651 Posts Neg Reps: 598 Neg Repped at 427 Times in 295 Posts	^^^ rly?? ur gonna pull up suttin thats not me mr. i cyber with 15 yr old girls on msn?? tsk tsk tsk remember, big brother is watching __________________ [06:29PM] LAKERS_520 sbrecords the type of nigga to take a picture of HHB's homepage and put it in his wallet

07-05-2009, 09:31 AM	#2
HJones Veteran Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Mars Posts: 2,946 Repped: 1,012 Repped 816 Times in 368 Posts Neg Reps: 406 Neg Repped at 329 Times in 269 Posts	lol @ Chobie thinkin people believe he's ever had a girlfriend

07-05-2009, 10:11 AM	#3
scool Banned Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: DA CHAT SEXHUN THRONE MAFUCCA.. DEEBO WUDDUP?? Posts: 20,134 Repped: 1,328 Repped 2,389 Times in 867 Posts Neg Reps: 267 Neg Repped at 488 Times in 326 Posts	hahahahahhahhahhaa u aint never even kissed a girl u bum

07-05-2009, 10:36 AM	#6
s2 Odie my Balls smell like onion Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: i dont do text so dont ask Posts: 532 Repped: 3 Repped 39 Times in 15 Posts Neg Reps: 0 Neg Repped at 8 Times in 2 Posts	i dont know a single person who hasnt used a girl, last time i did it was with a girl in my college acting class, met her in class, she came over that night, slapped my friend, said she wanted to wait to have sex, then she came over the next night and while we were fuckin she asked me to be her boyfriend....so im like alright...i cant say no cuz im inside her and she might pack up her pussy and leave....then she got weird and clingy, she came over the next day, i fucked her raw even though she wasnt on birth control....then i told her i was going to LA to be a actor in 3 weeks and i couldnt get involved....saw her about a month later on st.patties day, told her to call me but i turned my phone off, havent seen her since

07-05-2009, 11:41 AM	#17
GodToYouKids22 -Ŧħę Fяëşħ Pŕιиєê- Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Jerz Where We Tuck Heat And Love Shanks -Buddens Posts: 7,857 Repped: 1,171 Repped 1,921 Times in 651 Posts Neg Reps: 598 Neg Repped at 427 Times in 295 Posts	^^^ yet ur using the same corny cop out and getting wet off it X_X but hey, whenever u do make it to a catch a predator show, make sure u make a thread about that as well __________________ [06:29PM] LAKERS_520 sbrecords the type of nigga to take a picture of HHB's homepage and put it in his wallet

07-05-2009, 11:44 AM	#19
Nikelz UGH UGH UGH! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Keri's Ass Posts: 13,016 Repped: 4,829 Repped 2,921 Times in 1,017 Posts Neg Reps: 641 Neg Repped at 572 Times in 329 Posts	it aint really a corny copout when the shit is true :/ learn what words mean before you use em dragon master __________________ "the great warriors on the battlegrounds cant achieve the same goals as the king on the throne" - Mazarati1986

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